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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:40 pm
Becuase I swallowed gum.
What is fire made of?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:29 pm
slushies! how do alarm clocks work?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:25 pm
Kitties!!!
Whats a sihouette?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:44 pm
One million dollars!
2+5=?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:51 pm
Oboe! Who do you call when there is some scary things going on?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:56 pm
The Anti-Poltergeist
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:59 pm
Give a Hobo $20!
When was the last time you blinked?
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:04 pm
Exactly 2 days ago.
Will you helpsid meh wif mah homework?
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:24 pm
I won't help but Bob Dole will
Will you join the dark side?
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:05 am
only if it has cookies
why am i happy right now?
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:59 am
Because you found a shiny thing.
Why do people run away when my face goes like this?
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:28 am
beacause they cant stand how amazingly beautiful taht face is. why am i sleepy?
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:10 pm
Cause you didn't sleep tomorrow.
Is today yesterdays tomorrow and today tomorrow's yesterdays?
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:29 pm
Herp de derp. Why can't I get a husband?
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:09 pm
because ostriches can't fly!
Why do I lick the back window of the short bus?
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