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 Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 1:35 pm
Taylor_Highwind LogSword eek doesnt watch monty python? *throws dead parrot at him* It's from 'The Meaning Of Life', which is far funnier than the holy grail movie. Yea, ye of greater life experiences outside of satircal slapstick comedy, I verily say unto thee: 'Thou art....... unworthy' confused
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 3:26 pm
don't hit me with fish domokun
I've seen a little, I just dont' like it
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 4:00 pm
flameofkurei don't hit me with fish domokun I've seen a little, I just dont' like it Thou shalt be buffeted with a blue marlin, indeed, one of the mightiest of specimens icthyology has studies of.
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 9:12 pm
Cloud: ninja ............
Tifa: ???
Cloud: ninja ........ scream I FEEL AN ERECTION COMING ON!!!
Tifa: eek !?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cloud: eek .......sorry, gonk I recently found out i have Terrets Sendrome.
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 10:33 pm
Setting: In the Villa. Everyone but Yuffie is attempting to play cards in the too-small living room. Yuffie is channel surfing. There is a knock at the door.
Tifa (standing): I'll get it. (She walks to the door and opens it, only to see the Turks standing there) Who're you?
Rude (looking at a ID card of some sort): ... ... ... (Reno takes it from him).
Reno: Does a Mr. Strife live here?
Tifa: Why yes... why do you ask?
Reno: You see, we're here to take his liver.
Tifa: His liver? Doesn't he need his liver?
Reno: It says here on his driver's licence that he's an organ donor, and well, we need a liver.
Elena: Or two.
Rude: ...
Tifa: Cloud has a driver's licence? Can I see? (Reno points out the line that clearly states that Cloud Strife is indeed an organ donor) Well, if it's official, I guess so...
Reno: Thank you. (The Turks file in and proceed immediately to the living room, where they clear off the card table and begin the impromtu surgery. Everyone who had been playing cards is watching as if this happens everyday. Cloud screams bloody murder; it seems Rude has little experience in medicine, much less surgery).
Tifa (now standing in living room doorway): Well. Would you like a cup of tea?
Reno: Yes please (they walk to the kitchen, which did not exist in the Villa prior to this point). By the way, could we have your liver?
Tifa: I don't know...
Reno: Here (opens refrigerator and Bugenhagen flies out, singing the song previously transcribed).
Tifa: Well, when you put it like that, sure, why not.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:45 am
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:41 am
And icthyology is fish science. (Yes, that's what it's called)
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:50 am
Cloud: Alright Sephiroth, "It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL!"
Sepiroth: I call Meteor to the field!
Cloud: Wait! You can't just pull out an all powerful monster in the beginning of the game.
Sephiroth: Why not?
Cloud: That's never how they do it on tv; there's always some sort of dialouge and monsters with crappy gimmicks first.
Sephiroth: Oh, then I summon Super Nova!
Cloud: Dammit!
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:15 pm
Tifa: I hate cloud! Since when were we friends? He was a geek in high school!
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:50 pm
Cloud in wheelchair, squeaking while rolling around: Anybody got some WD-40?
Cloud: Aerith i dont think its such a good idea to go out and pray by yourself. rolleyes
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 3:39 pm
Dueoh H.  : Sephiroth This Is It! The Final Bout!  : Can't We Just Be Civil About This? : Are you kidding!? You Destroyed my home town and everything that ever made me...ME!!! : Well Then...I can't Take That back but it was fun there for i am not sorry. :.....and there for I shall not forgive you...PREPAIR YOURSELF!!! : NO CLOUD DON'T! : *Break Dances* :NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : You've just been SERVED!!! that was really neat! good job with the artism too! L:^)
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 4:33 pm
Mahou_Kikaku Cloud: Alright Sephiroth, "It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL!" Sepiroth: I call Meteor to the field! Cloud: Wait! You can't just pull out an all powerful monster in the beginning of the game. Sephiroth: Why not? Cloud: That's never how they do it on tv; there's always some sort of dialouge and monsters with crappy gimmicks first. Sephiroth: Oh, then I summon Super Nova! Cloud: Dammit! multi spoof, I like it
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:08 pm
Cloud: damn, wheres our card game? that b*****d yugi has one, and those .hack losers have one...y dont we have one!
vincent: because cards are lame...
cloud: good point...
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:16 pm
there's an ff VII card game isn't there?
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:01 pm
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