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Well. Yeah. But it's fun, you know. Really fun. I need something to use my energy on, you know. And I'm not a mad person or anything, so it's fine even if I learn all this.

Uhh... Well... He's Ilios. He'll be alright. ....He'll be alright. We'll, uh... Well. You see, ehh.... They are so screwed.
When everything else fails, throw a deer at them.
That's totally the plan.

...That was an insult, wasn't it?

Hehe. Here's lots of fairy tales too. It is fun. My nickname comes from those fairy tales, too.
Ooohh. I have heard of those, actually. *random* Some people just want to see the world burn - and some people just want to see the fleeing deer's a**.

He's worse than horror movies. She's like a ridiculous villain from a cartoon.

emotion_dowant Really?

Don't worry, this will just get really weird, that's all! emotion_awesome

*creepy face*

"Future dreams - to watch a fleeing deer's a**." Another great addition to my CV. xd

//Typo'ed it as "he", not "she". OTL.
I often wonder that. She's like... Just pure evil in so many ways. My friend is kinda handicapped - she looks and seems normal but her joints are not working well and she literally lacks certain muscles. So she's super weak, and she can't for example jump or run. Well yeah, the government pays her lots of support money for that.
And her mom takes it all. Literally. That friend of mine was wearing the sneakers from her mid-elementary school when she was in the high school. She didn't get a proper hair cut, ever. (The last time was 10 years ago, but her mom went to the salon like once or twice a month.) And she didn't even get her own clothes - she only got her mom's old clothes, and maybe something (ugly) from the flea market once in a while.
Pure. Evil.

Pfffft. But I'm a peaceful creature, aren't I? emotion_awesome

Reeeelax, let uncle Ilios take care of it. xd

Well. You kinda asked for it. emotion_dowant xd

...And that's how I became a florist.

I know. I paid for some new clothes and hair stuff that she can use. She had never had a proper, formal outfit. Or formal shoes. I bought her those.
And oh, her whole illness (she has actually 4 of them, that movement thing is just one of her problems) is caused by that woman, too. She smoked and all that during pregnancy. So, when she had the triplets, the two boys were fine...
But not the girl. And that girl is my friend. : |
She also refuses to buy her some medicines and IMPORTANT stuff like that, because "they don't have money for it". I can just wonder where does all the support money go, then.

I forgot what I was talking about. Uh-oh.

...He sorta is, but he's just useless. He's not an epic powerhouse character. xd

SHUSH.

Thanks, fairy godmother. You just made me to become a freakin' FLORIST.

Yeah. I hate that woman so much, that I refuse to visit their house any more. She's just... Ugh. I rather take my friend far away from there, and let her have fun without that hag nagging about everything.

I forgot what I was doing.... emotion_facepalm

xd WE'RE hopeless.

Mature rps that don't have epic fantasy fights don't often have this. (There is usually a rule for "no one is perfect" too, of course, but mature people rarely do characters like that anyways.) Weak characters are cool. You can make plots even if your character is not a fighter, you know. My Vlad is a freakin' leader, and he's a 10-year-old kid who has absolutely no offensive moves that would actually harm someone.
//btw, you should reply to the rp. If you can, of course. HAH.

SHUSSSSHHHHHH.

We often think of what would happen if I'd be a brain surgeon or a therapist or... A "health knowledge" teacher. (Health knowledge is a school subject here. They teach simple medical stuff, nothing too fancy though. It includes sex ed too, but that's just a small part of it all.)

She tries. But you see, due to her weakness, she can't even live alone currently. She can't even lift reaaally large books, I think? She's simply too weak for that. So she's training her existing muscles a bit to get stronger, and she gets trained to function normally in every day life. She's also getting an assistant dog, who can carry the heavy grocery bags for her. Hehe.
(I named the dog "Blondi". (= it means blonde, of course) And then she also decided to take that name, just because I decided to call it Blondi. But it's also a joke/reference, I wonder if you get it? )

I got this sudden urge to study psychics. And then I forgot what I was doing anyways.

That happens to me all the time. Actually, I'm missing something right now, too.

I suppose so? I do enjoy random story lines more than just fighting.
It's funny that you said that... emotion_awesome

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

I'd be an awesome surgeon! Wanna see? emotion_dowant

She was underage, so she had no choice really. But now she's old enough. But the problem is that her mom might kick her out if she "rebels" too much. For real.
(Partially, yep. She's a dumb blonde. But not only that, Blondi was the name of Hitler's dog. xd I'm so mean to her... )

Why of course! How did you KNOW?

That, too. xd I probably meant my dinner, though. I'm kinda tired so... I can't be too sure. NO ONE MOVES. I think I just dropped my brain.

Aaaahh. I see. Fighting can be fun in small doses. Heh. But yeaaahh.
So I heard you like killing characters...

My room? xd I haven't been there for a looooooooooong time.

Yeah. Me, all drowsy and half-asleep, operating on someone.... And then I'd spill tea or something on the patient ALL THE TIME.

Our code name for that woman is "Pahatar". That's the villain in Disney's Sleeping Beauty (in Finnish). xd She's the Sleeping Beauty, and her mom is just pure evil for no freakin' reason.
(I know right? emotion_awesome Let me name your pets, you won't regret it! )

Well then. I shall tell you: SACHER CAKE.