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 Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:34 am
Once he reached Mala, he took a deep breath and bowed in apology. "...Angel's pregnant. I had no idea what I was thinking, I really should have known better, and I have no excuse. Angel's just really hard to say no too..."
"You got her pregnant? I thought you were supposed to be the one with morals in this group!" Jaquel said, the back of his mind wondering when everyone turned into a horny b*****d when he wasn't looking.
((WEWTNESS!!))
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:51 am
Mala facepalmed. She knew it. Grabbing 'Van' and Riley's hands, she dragged them both to a more secluded area. "I'll be DAMNED if the boy I raised ends up a deadbeat. You'll make sure that birth is successful, you'll love and raise that baby like a good father should, and you and Angel are forbidden from entering any combat at all with anyone unless it is an emergency." she hissed, glaring into his eyes. Mala then went on to make the threat, "Mother may have been a deadbeat, but you sure as hell won't or I'll kick your a**. If Angel tries to back out of this, I'll kick her's too!"
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:56 am
"You won't have to worry about Angel, she's already named it...I mean her...." Riley said, already starting to look soulless and weary like most new parents after a week of a screaming child.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:03 am
"I hope you're willing to spend the rest of your life being a father, because I'm not sure how long it'd take for a half-vampire baby to mature." Mala warned, holding no sympathy for her little brother. "Part of me is glad that I don't have to worry about that. We're all a bunch of Horney bastards here, after all..." she grumbled to herself, crossing her arms and keeping a pissed off look about her.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:09 am
"I'm sure somewhere down the road we'll have our own bundle of joy to look forward to." Jaquel said, inadvertently sealing his fate as an impostor, having never caught on to Mala's inability to have children.
Riley glanced at Mala before turning his eyes on 'Van', a slightly confused and suspicious look on his face that something was wrong.
((And my excuse, if you were wondering, is that I have no class whatsoever on fridays. 8D ))
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:19 am
"Who are you and what have you done with Van?" Mala asked sternly, that last bit having tipped her off that something was certainly not right. She didn't bother explaining what mistake her made, either. {Lol XD}
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:22 am
"Uh, what...? What are you talking about...?" Jaquel said with a nervous smile.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:26 am
"Don't play that bullshit with me." Mala hissed. "First, the kiss wasn't like Van's at all. Seccond, you've acted so serious and cold versus Van's normal behavior. Third, the dagger I bought him yesterday is missing. And finally, Van knows I'm infertile. So again, who are you and what have you done with Van?!"
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:34 am
((I am amused that she was essentially suspicious since the kiss. XD ))
"s**t, are you serious?" Jaquel said with a nervous scowl as he took a few slow steps backward, thinking he might need to make a quick getaway. "You two just barely got together and suddenly it's impossible to pull a fast one on you?"
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:42 am
{Lol, good. XD}
"Hey, what can you expect? We were pretty much at it most of last night. That's plenty of time to get to know things like that." Mala commented off-handedly. Her memories of kissing Van were still pretty vivid. The thought made her blush slightly. She stepped forward, grabbing tightly onto the imposter's arm. "Make one wrong move and I'll immolate your arm." she threatened, dead serious. "Now, who are you and what have you done with Van?!"
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:47 am
Almost as if on cue, a small burst of light flashed overhead and Van appeared to land on Jaquel, standing with one foot on the demon's head as he pushed it into the ground. "God powers or no....do you have any idea...how hard it is....to get out of that stupid shadow dimension of yours?" he said with a ticked off eye twitch and a little out of breath. Thankfully Jaquel had also been kind enough to toss Van's clothes in with him to eliminate the evidence.
((This is probably a horrible way to move plot along, but I'm feeling lazy and I find it funneh.))
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:57 am
"Good thing you escaped on your own." Mala commented, her look of annoyance resting on her face. "By the way, I'm guessing that you're going to beat the bloody hell out of him for what he tried to pull?" Mala debated whether or not she should mention that Jaquel had kissed her while disguised as Van or if she should keep it to herself.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:02 am
"Of course!" Van said, still a little out of breath. "Might even go the extra mile and put this puppy to the test." he said drawing his knife before looking down at his victim. "As for you...I can't very well kick your a** in here, now can I?" he said promptly picking Jaquel up by the collar of his shirt, tossing him out a nearby window before jumping out after him.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:17 am
Mala approached the window after Van jumped out, watching as the fight went on and ready to assist should he have any trouble.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:26 am
((More timeskippy through what would be poorly written combat....))
The fight seemed to finally near a close as Van plunged his knife in Jaquel's back. "I don't know what you planned to do with Mala, but you're not getting another chance." Van said, holding Jaquel on the ground as he pushed on the knife. "Not only did you try to steal my girlfriend and do who knows what to her, but you also tried to take me out of the picture. One thing I can agree with the other gods on is no one gets off the hook after trying to kill a god." With one hand on his knife and the other on the back of Jaquel's head, a bright light engulfed the impostor, and in a flash, he was gone. "s**t, I'm beat...." Van said as he fell back in exhaustion.
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