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 Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:53 pm
To make your face more interesting.
Why do plastic ribbons give paper cuts?
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:55 pm
Because they want to be knives.
Who let the dogs out?
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:56 pm
Waldo did. That's what got his under Stonehenge in the first place.
Do all lawyers lack a home life?
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:02 pm
Leave you, move on, to a perfect stranger!
Only the ones who do cases for hobos.
Do you see what I see?
You talk, I walk, wanna feel the danger!
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:17 pm
.... why are you so insensitive to the blind?
How tall am I?
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:24 pm
The size of a meter stick.
What is inside the chocolate?
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:32 pm
Leave you, move on, to a perfect stranger!
Tartar sauce.
Who you gonna call?
You talk, I walk, wanna feel the danger!
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:57 pm
My mommy.
What, besides a cow and your mom, goes moo?
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:08 pm
Leave you, move on, to a perfect stranger!
The moon.
Did the dish really run away with the spoon?
You talk, I walk, wanna feel the danger!
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:25 pm
Nope, with the butter!
Why does my brother have so much stupidity?
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:33 pm
Leave you, move on, to a perfect stranger!
He eats too much skunk cabbage.
What kind of cheese is the moon made of? razz
You talk, I walk, wanna feel the danger!
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:27 pm
goat cheese! XD
WHERES WALDO? XD
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:13 pm
Leave you, move on, to a perfect stranger!
In your pants! xp
Should I have taken that left turn at Albuquerque?
You talk, I walk, wanna feel the danger!
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:18 pm
No, what you should've done was taken a left at Las Vegas and gone north til you hit Canada.
Why is the rum gone?
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:26 pm
the zombies got into it again XD
what is 2+2? XD
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