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 Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:25 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:30 pm
::Smiles a bit bitterly, slides over a DVD::
Took me a while to get this pushed down to an archaic format. Enjoy watching your handiwork at my office. I especially like the part six minutes in when the guy in front with the gun sticks it in the chest of my secretary and pushes her.
You know, I'd love to think that this is all some great big cosmic misunderstanding, or that you really don't have any idea why my brother's face is bruised, my secretary's having a nervous breakdown and all of my valuable hard copy documents have been stolen, but I honestly don't think you're SO stupid that you don't even know what your organization is doing.
I thought you were a pretty neat guy, during the trial. But I'm not THAT naive, sprood.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:32 pm
::Crawls discreetly up Tenzil's sleeve and pokes her head out of his collar:: Tenz. If this get's weird I'm right here.
::Hides again::
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:33 pm
::twitches a little bit:: eek
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:34 pm
*Picks it up and looks it over.*
No matter what is on this DVD, no SHIELD agents had the orders or even the means to carry this out. We do not have access to time travel equipment. Furthermore, it would be absurd to risk a diplomatic incident over something that trivial. This was not SHIELD.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:35 pm
Salu Digby ::Crawls discreetly up Tenzil's sleeve and pokes her head out of his collar:: Tenz. If this get's weird I'm right here.
::Hides again::
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:36 pm
That's funny, Tony, because you know those messages from Bismoll that you're getting? In your time? At your headquarters? They're being sent by MY secretary through the SUBSPACE HOLE your guys left in my office!
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:38 pm
You know what's trivial? Entrapment. Which is, oh, for instance, when you give a guy a bunch of documents, promise him the world, and when he doesn't jump all over it, decide to use them as an excuse to arrest him and his legal council.
You know what ISN'T trivial? I won't go into details, but it starts with the word "Statutory."
You can keep playing dumb, but don't SPROCK with my family, Stark.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:38 pm
Ms Janet van Dyne ::blinks then leans towards Rex:: What's going on?
*Takes another drink*
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:38 pm
Tenzil Kem That's funny, Tony, because you know those messages from Bismoll that you're getting? In your time? At your headquarters? They're being sent by MY secretary through the SUBSPACE HOLE your guys left in my office! Tenzil, the entire White House switchboard is being eaten up by your diplomatic corps and various diplomats. All three hundred and fifty two lines. I'll gladly help you find out who impersonated SHIELD agents and kidnapped your brother, but you're going to have to drop the absurd idea that I had any involvement in it whatsoever.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:40 pm
Tenzil Kem You know what's trivial? Entrapment. Which is, oh, for instance, when you give a guy a bunch of documents, promise him the world, and when he doesn't jump all over it, decide to use them as an excuse to arrest him and his legal council. You know what ISN'T trivial? I won't go into details, but it starts with the word "Statutory." You can keep playing dumb, but don't SPROCK with my family, Stark. The documents I gave Chris were nothing more than contracts. What I want to extradite and charge him for is the antivirus programs he stole.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:40 pm
"Statutory"? ::moves around alittle::
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:41 pm
This sounds kind of Bad..
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:41 pm
Oh, so suddenly we're back to a first name basis, huh? I'm not "the lawyer who eats things?"
If you're getting a few phone calls, that would be because my secretary is the second most popular celebrity on Bismoll and she's SMIFFED OFF right now.
I'd consider the whole thing absurd if I didn't see you make a complete a** of yourself already trying to arrest me, an alien with political immunity from a thousand years in an ALTERNATE FUTURE for what amounted to zero reason, in the middle of an extradimensional bar. That's as absurd as I can go! Now everything's dead serious.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:44 pm
::Slams his hands on the table::
This is YOUR problem now, Stark. If you're going to insist on playing stupid, then I guess it's up to you to produce the evidence that says which part of your organization thought it'd be a brilliant idea to come to Bismoll, and why they didn't see fit to clear it with you first. Come anywhere within a parsec of my family, and I'll have so many UP Science Police up your a** you'll think you're already getting acquainted with the 'welcoming comittee' at Takron Galtos.
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