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 Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:41 pm
Unfortunately you begin to burn up and catch heat stroke.
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Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:57 pm
Fortunately you had lots of water on hand to rehydrate once you're out of the heat.
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:09 pm
Unfortunately, the sun's UV rays evaporated all sources of water on earth.
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:13 pm
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Fortunately, the wizard decides he'll take you to a secret wizard dimension where you will both be safe.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:38 am
Unfortunately, that dimension usually is only open to Wizards
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Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:54 pm
Fortunately you find that you're actually descended from a long lineage of illustrious wizards and therefore possess magical abilities to qualify as a wizard.
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:32 pm
Unfortunately you cast the wrong spell and turned yourself into a hotdog.
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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:37 am
Fortunately, in this wizard dimension they worship hotdogs.
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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:10 pm
rofl
Unfortunately, you are covered in mustard and wizards do not worship mustard!
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Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:19 pm
Fortunately one little renegade wizard has a mustard fetish and whisks you away to a beautiful land of cotton candy and classic rock.
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:30 am
Unfortunately you greatly dislike classic rock and as a diabetic you developed an adverse reaction to so much cotton candy.
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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:19 pm
Fortunately, the cotton candy grows on trees, and it's not like you're going to climb a tree anytime soon.
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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:16 pm
Unfortunately- a sudden lightening strikes the cotton candy tree, causing it to fall and rain a shower of burning caramelize sugar! TIMBER? o Ao
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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:18 pm
Gandering Fool Unfortunately- a sudden lightening strikes the cotton candy tree, causing it to fall and rain a shower of burning caramelize sugar! TIMBER? o Ao OH MY GOSH eek Fortunately, you are able to dodge the attacks of burning caramelized sugar, and you run into a nearby cave to hide from the attack.
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