Welcome to Gaia! ::

*puts her hand on her chin then puts her finger up* What kind of name were you looking for?

*smiles lightly* I'm sure you'll find one. Keep looking.

Can do. Fly safe, Kiddo..*Goes to sit down and plays with her Hamster until something were to happen*

*Walks through the wall into the bar and grabs a beer.*

Hey, Salu. How you doing this fine evening?

Time traveling adventure back to the days of Egypt, I do it about every two months. What's wrong?

Okay, they always think I'm a god there and I'm mostly doing it to prevent the return of this evil bird spirit thing... but yeah. Seriously, share. I also have presents for the present if you'd like.

*Pulls a sac out of his stomach.*

*suddenly, the lights go out in the Bistro. The darkness is quickly broken by barrage of colored lights, and a disco ball descends from the rafters and begins spinning. A hiss is heard as stage-fog clouds up the dance floor, framing a figure rising from a trapdoor*

She took on the heavens
And she did what she had to do
She fought every angel
She rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy

*the trapdoor THUNKs as it stops, the figure's back to Mason and Salu, as his leg bounces in time with the beat, toes tapping, shoulder bouncing.*

*whirls around as more lights pop on, and discos with all of his robotic might!*

It's raining men, Hallelujah!
It's raining men, Aaaamen!
It's raining men, Hallelujah!
It's raining men, Amen!

*boogies, pulling off his coat and throwing it to the rafters, moonwalking back, shaking dat booty*

I hear stormy weather movin' in
'Bout to break it, about to begin
Hear the thunder, don't you lose your head
Rip up the roof and stay in bed (rip up the roof and stay in bed)

God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took on the heavens
And she did what she had to do
She fought every angel
She rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy
Ooh it's raining men down

*dances up to Mason and Salu in turn, winking and grinning, as faint diodes can be seen blinking through the fabric of his shirt, which, as soon as he gets back out to the dance floor, he rips off*

I hear stormy weather movin' in
'Bout to break it, about to begin
Hear the thunder, don't you lose your head
Rip up the roof and stay in bed (rip up the roof and stay in bed)

God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took on the heavens
And she did what she had to do
She fought every angel
She rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy
Ooh it's raining men down[i]Humidity is rising (humidity is rising, yeah it's rising)
Barometer's getting low (it's getting low low low low low low low low low)
(Oh it's getting low)
According to all sources (according to all sources, oh to all sources)
The street's the place to go
Because tonight for the first time (first time)
Just about half past 10 (half past 10)
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men (start raining men)[i/]

*chest blinking in time with the music and the lights, as the big finish starts he somehow flexes and rips his pants to shreds, dancing there in nothing but a speedo*

It's raining men (woo), Hallelujah!
It's raining men, Aaamen!
It's raining men, Hallelujah!
It's raining men, Amen!
It's raining men, Hallelujah!
It's raining men, Amen!
It's raining men, Hallelujah!
Woah woah woah woah woah woah, Amen!
It's raining men (tall and blond and dark and lean)
It's raining men (and rough and tough and strong and mean)
It's raining men (come on), Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen!


*coughs* Good evening, fleshy ones! 4laugh Did you enjoy my interpretive dance?

I'm not fleshy anymore and yes, yes I did. How you doing, Father, been a while. Want some Egyptian goodies?

Okay, so it's Tony and who else, Salu? HHHMMMMMM?!

*Gets that wicked juicy gossip grin*