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 Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:04 pm
Throngar, who had been startled but not really all that surprised by this development, took his staff and rapped his brother's axe with it. "Kruthnir algariad shukanaw aikros!" he recited, and the axe suddenly glowed with a malevolent-looking green aura. "It's now deadly to earth elementals," he explained, looking up from his book. "So long as you hit them on the head." A pause. "Fortunately, that's no longer a problem. Go on, try it."
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On the ground, meanwhile...
"Oh! How gruesome," Alcharius commented as if making a remark on the weather. "Hello Miss Jinx's-sister, by the way. I'm Alcharius. And yes, I'm talking hat."
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:33 pm
Gorum cleared his throat, and held his glowing green axe high in the air. "DECAPITATIOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, almost stopping time it was so loud, and struck down on the Elementa's head. It cracked directly down the middle and fell into two parts.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:58 pm
Throngar meanwhile just levitated himself carefully down to the ground. "Well. Next?" he inquired plainly once there as if the foe they'd just overcome hadn't been the massive titan of Earth it had been.
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:16 pm
Kal looked at Throngar and decided to be a bit of an a**, well more of an a** then usual. "Oh you know, probably the usual. That one humanoid Bleck with god-like uberz power. So he can Haxorz us." Oh the odd language of the young, such odd words! Like it was their new language or something. "No but seriously it will probably be something we would never see coming, isn't that right head of Drefan?" He pulled Drefan's head out of the bag. "Your right sir! It'll be horrific, you all may die." "Wow Drefan, that is oddly morbid. Maybe it could be a robot unicorn!" "In your dreams old man...in your dreeeaaamsss..."
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:18 pm
Lilium blinked for a minute before turning to Kal, "Ah.. A head.. Y'know, many people would pay good money for that thing to be on the prostitution market."
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:27 pm
Boa looked around to see if that voice was really coming from the hat on Jinx's head. "Umm, hello?" she said, sort of unsure what to say to a hat.
Jinx giggled, "Yeah, you have to get use to it...uhh I mean him. But he is great company." She smiled sweetly.
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:56 am
"Nooo, this if for MY personal enjoyment, and not that way Lilium!...Also how long have you guys known the monkey king? Seriously we could have used him earlier...save us the trouble..." He sighed and went over to a large boulder and sat down. He then took out his smoking pipe. "Pah, I could make a better deity anyways....To much playing with those kids...." Kal slowly and very quietly ranted and raved to himself.
Falco smiled seeing the giant beast was killed with one hit. He was not just pleased, he was ecstatic. He flew over to Lilium, and gave her a congratulations on killing the beast. In congratulating her he hugged her. "Thank you madame, thank you and your comrades. So without saying much; I shall accompany you and your group. You have my sacred oath and word that I will follow you to the ends of the earth. Also you are rather small so you may need more protection than the others. KAWWWWWWW!!!! Oh..oh my sorry...I...I do that sometimes...it's a bit of a tick..."
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:10 am
There were no more foes around, so a tired LaCroix Barclay lowered his swanky dragon tooth cane and sat down panting. "What fun that was... ".
Rasputin cleaned the blood from his cleaver, he then turned "Now where's that dragon? I have a few recipes to try out".
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:15 am
Gorum wandered drunkenly over to his wolfskin cloak and hood, and put it over his back, hood down. He then walked over to LaCroix, snatched away the cane and clocked him round the face with it, then walked off with it.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:17 am
LaCroix fell backwards with a yelp as Gorum smacked with his own cane. Groaning he sat up, quite annoyed with the smelly dwarf. "COME ON? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP MA BITCHES IN LINE NOW?".
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:20 am
Gorum turned around, giving LaCroix the stare he gives before horrendous inhumane murder... 'Monday Morning Stare', they call it, before waving the cane through the air with his left hand, and gripping his axe with the right. "C'MERE AN' TAKE IT Y'b*****d." He yelled to LaCroix.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:23 am
LaCroix thought long and hard about it for a moment. He shrugged and figured, why not?. He ran at Gorum and tried to tackle him to the floor.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:26 am
"GRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" was the mighty battlecry from the already Berserking dwarf, who'd thrown his cloak and the cane to the ground and ran back towards LaCroix, jumping towards his face headfirst, making the tackle null and void because Gorum was going to touch him anyway, facefirst... a headbutt from a near enough flying dwarf to be exact.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:31 am
Gorum smacked into LaCroix headfirst as he fell backwards, a massive bruise already forming across his cheek. He sprung to his feet quickly, his face twisted in anger. His booming roar of pure anger echoed acros the battlefield scaring the crap out of any birds and/or wildlife that happened to cruising in a tree. He lunged Gorum in a fury trying to snap his neck. "C'MERE YA LITTLE ********!".
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:35 am
"GRAHHH." was once again the yell from Gorum, who charged back and ducked under LaCroix's arm, felling his signature head-to-crotch maneouver.
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