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 Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:33 am
A lot of mine seem to include his responses to things, I never noticed that XD
Hartmetz: *at kid who keeps coughing* STOP. DON'T MAKE EVERYONE SICK. NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO GET SICK DURING MARCHING BAND.
Me: Weren't you sick this time last year?
Hartmetz: ...SHUT UP. >_>
My section: lol >>;
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:00 pm
I recently switched from marching tuba to pit, so I'm still learning but some funny stuff happened... xD
In Fire, I play Bass drum and gong, so my mbd, Mr.C comes up to me, and asks "Are you petting or playing the bass drum??" Me: Petting? Mr.C: -Plays the bass drum- Like that. Pit: XDDD
Mr.C asked me if I could play Bass drum, so I played for him, and he said "Good. Now go hit Kevin." xD
And my kind of pit director Chris told me that Dr.Beat says 'white!white!white!', it's actually trying to say 1 eta at tempo 160. xDD
And Chris told us a story when he was in middle school that once he was in the bathroom, and there were soda cans on the windowsill and the window was opened. So Chris throws all the soda cans out of the windows, and it hits a janitor. XD
Then, he told us a story about his brother who fell down a flight of stairs, and fell down another flight of stairs. o.o
And last night at the competition, we just finished and we were getting snacks, and I ask Mr.C if I did good, and he said "Hmpf." Me: xDDD Mr.C:Good. -Walks away-
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:01 am
Our band director reminding us to behave on the buses today (we played halftime at the 49ers game, and the Niners sent us nice buses instead of our usual crappy ones):
If I get one more complaint about the band I am going to have an aneurysm in front of EVERYBODY.
No goddamn "onramp," no drinking songs, no "tolltaker." Just SHUT UP!! Don't say SH-T!! Understood?!!
...Good. Go Bears! ^_^
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:40 pm
"You guys just played so bad that three dolphins beached themselves."
... he's so randomly mean, but it's really funny
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:35 am
Ok, so we have /a lot/ of band parents that help us out during games and stuff and one of them is at the school longer than or BD most of the time. She hangs out in the greenroom.
Anyway, i was in there during fifth period jazz band the other day and this trumpet kid that we all like to harass gets up on a chair and starts trying to climb onto the uniform rack and the BP screams "David! Get off my rack!" So everyone cracks up laughing and David gets down and just goes oooooh...
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:56 pm
After we played a song for the first time in full band rehearsal:
"Uh. wow. That was actually...really good...leeet's do that again and make sure it wasn't a mistake. o_o"
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:34 am
Mirienne After we played a song for the first time in full band rehearsal: "Uh. wow. That was actually...really good...leeet's do that again and make sure it wasn't a mistake. o_o" I've gotten that one...It's like they don't believe us...
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:08 pm
Hartmetz: NO. IT'S GOT TO BE quiet dah dah louder LOUDER LOUDER LOUD AJHHHHKAKLJFDALKSJ YOU HAVE GOT. TO. BE. LOUD HERE. BLAST. MAKE EVERYONE FALL OFF THE BLEACHERS. NOW, LET'S DO ONE MORE RUN THROUGH BEFORE DR. BREWER GIVES ME A CLINIC FOR BEING LATE TO BACK-TO-SCHOOL NIGHT THING.
FYI: Dr. Brewer is our principal. Clinics are basically detention. You get one for disrespecting teachers, being late, or forgetting your interims. Or anything else, really. And D.Brew is notorious for making sure you know you have one or giving you one himself.
He'd probably give himself one if he could.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:07 pm
So we have this part in our closer that you have to play super loud and super short. They were playing it soft so instead of making the tata sound it sounded like titi.
Mr. Cornn: Blow your TaTas off!!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:42 pm
AmyHollester Mirienne After we played a song for the first time in full band rehearsal: "Uh. wow. That was actually...really good...leeet's do that again and make sure it wasn't a mistake. o_o" I've gotten that one...It's like they don't believe us... Lol mine says that too D:
It's like he doesn't believe in us..
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:00 pm
Our "Drum Coach" Uncle Evan sais some pretty hilarious things.
"Beat the sh*t out of your rims!" *And then after marching season* "Why did you hit your rims so hard? They're falling off."
"You guys sound like a dog crapping out a Vic Firth onto a junior high snare drum."
"It's supposed to sound like 'Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dahdah duh' not 'DUHUUUUUUUURRRRRRDRDRDRDRDRduhDER!'"
Freshman: "...Excuse me, but who are you?" Evan: "I'm your f*cking uncle."
"Be nice to the drums. They say my name on them." *we used to have Evans brand drums but we switched to Dynasty...SOOOO GOOD!*
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:51 pm
Hartmetz: What should we play tomorrow?
Katie: MMMbop!
Hartmetz: Okay.
Everyone: lolwhat?
Hartmetz: Hey, we made copies. If we can play that 'techono' crap---stuff---that Andrew wrote, we can play that.
Us: ...'techono'?
Hartmetz: ...SHUT UP.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:30 pm
The funist thing that mine said was Duty XD
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:02 pm
My band teacher was telling us to play the notes louder and stronger.
and we did.
he said "Thats how its done! NICE AND BIG, just how I like 'em." xD
so whenever he says something about big notes or big sound, we automatically think "...just how he likes 'em."
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:26 pm
Hartmetz: Okay, so we have a few more visuals to make the show look good for Saturday! So...Turner and Tucker, turn around.
Everyone: LOL.
Tucker: *turns around, facing the fence not the band*
Turner: LOLWHATNO.
Hartmetz: That's better...I was kidding, Tucker. e_e
Tucker: Suuuure. xD *turns back around*
Hartmetz: ...eghh. Maybe it was better that way... lol
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