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 Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:55 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. You are elected into congress and Jack Abramoff pays you $1 million to support a bill that declares the US a semidemocratic theocracy. Wearing too much black is punishable by law if someone calls you a satanist. Abortions and gay rights are eliminated, as are labor unions and minimum wages. The 67% of the nation that thinks this is bad moves to Canada, and thus the US officially becomes a third world country.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:27 am
Granted, but you're shot first because you were convieniently in a serial killers way of the police. And because you were cheating on your spouse with six different people, you go to hell. And then the serial killer soon follows after to be your room mate forever.
I wish I could go to a different galaxy.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:48 am
Granted, you go to another galxay, but nothing is there except burning stars. Everything is dull and there is nothing to see. You are bored out of your mind, and you can never leave for you are stuck in orbit around a star by its gravitational force. You now float forever without food, water, a computer, or a bathroom. One milenia later, aliens find you dead and probe you.
I wish I didn't have to clean my room.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:59 am
Silverotter107 Granted, you go to another galxay, but nothing is there except burning stars. Everything is dull and there is nothing to see. You are bored out of your mind, and you can never leave for you are stuck in orbit around a star by its gravitational force. You now float forever without food, water, a computer, or a bathroom. One milenia later, aliens find you dead and probe you. I wish I didn't have to clean my room. Granted. It is now a $300 billion government project. You just made the national debt go up much more than needed. You're run out of the country, exiled on a island that's no bigger than a stool, and die of dehydration. I wish I understood my train of thought in that one.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:28 pm
Granted, now that you understand your train of thought you relize that you are stuck on that train. Then you understand where your train of thought is going... it's leading you straight to a black hole. This is where you are doomed to remain until you die.
~I wish I could get all of the CD's I wanted~
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:00 pm
Granted, you can get an unlimited amount of CD's, but only the old, icky ones on the sales rack that no one wants or has heard of.
I wish I had all the gold (gaia gold) I needed to complete my quest.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:32 pm
Granted, you have all the gold you needed for your quest. You want more better looking items, so you start a new quest. You sold all the items you have quested previously, you soon got bored of clothes and went out on Gaia nude.
I wish my downloads could go faster.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:56 pm
Granted. Song downlads are now nearly instantaneous. You download so much that the NSA decided to wiretap you unwarranted. They discover that a friend of a friend online is secretly Bin Laden's second cousin's nephew's college roommate. They decide that you are linked to al qaeda and track all your music downloads. When this friend of a friend reccomends you to download a song that's in Arabic, the NSA takes it as proof that you are a terrorist. They enter your house (unwarranted, again) and send you to a torture prison in some obscure village in Ukraine.
I wish the guild was more active right now.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:48 pm
Granted, it's so active right now, that the number of people playing this game was uncountable, and you could never answer another wish because there was always someone else who answered the one you answered before you.
I wish that track wasn't canceled yesterday.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:51 pm
Granted. In it, you are pushed by someone 100 meters from the start, and trampled by the 20 or so participants. However many there usually are, I mean. 4 of your ribs are fractured, and one of them decided to puncture your small intestine.
I wish I could afford $15 iTunes cards on a regular basis.
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:48 pm
Granted, but the iTune people get sued by the music artists that are loosing millions b/c of the company, and you're left with worthless junk.
I wish the Earth was square.
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:53 pm
Silverotter107 Granted, but the iTune people get sued by the music artists that are loosing millions b/c of the company, and you're left with worthless junk. I wish the Earth was square. wow that wish is so perfect. it is square but you get cut on the sharp corners.
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:56 pm
...granted you get impailed by a- oh wait... no wish? Fine.... be that way... You get an angry Tarrien that has a spork in one hand and a laptop in the other.
I wish I wasn't such a sleepy head.
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:56 pm
Roam7 Silverotter107 Granted, but the iTune people get sued by the music artists that are loosing millions b/c of the company, and you're left with worthless junk. I wish the Earth was square. wow that wish is so perfect. it is square but you get cut on the sharp corners. i wish i the chezch republic and slovakia would reunite.
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:05 pm
@ Tarrien: Granted, you're now a caffeine addicted insomniac. After about three days, you start to hallucinate and paint the stuff you see very realistically. Ebay buyers love the paintings, which they see as a cheaper alternative to buying something by Salvador Dali. But after two weeks, a doctor perscribes sleeping pills and your career is ruined.
@ Roam: Granted. The US forces them to unite because of "terrorists" and "WMD's" that don't actually exist. The world hates America for starting another unjust war, and the Americans hate America for further ballooning the national defecit so much that they cancel all government-run education, libraries, fire departments, and police departments.
I wish for an Ultra Shroom.
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