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 Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:15 pm
Cloud: How do we kill Ruby?
Barret: I have no idea...
Aeris: I know...
Cloud: Maybe we could use a bomb?
Aeris: I know how we can...
Barret: Yeah that'd be awsome!
Aeris: But I Can...
Cloud: Yeah A Huge Explosetion
Aeris: I'm trying to...
Barret: Oh Yeah So Cool! Lets Get The...
Aeris: WOULD YOU TWO JUST SHUT THE @$&% UP FOR 2 @#$% SECONDS I COULD TELL YOU TWO $^%#$% THAT I KNOW HOW TO #%$@#&#xIN;G KILL THOSE $&$ %^$# WEAPONS YOU TWO DUMB AS @#$% DIP $#^#$^&'S!!!!!!!
Cloud: eek
Barret eek
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:41 pm
Cid(a little high on pot) razz OTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOT!!!!!!
Cloud:calm the ******** down man
Cid(still high) biggrin ONTTELLMEWHATTODOYOUSPYKIEDHAIREDFREEK!!!
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:29 pm
amyrthian Sephiroth1011 *Group stands around Aeris' body after Sephiroth kills her* Cid: Poor Aeris, never thought she'd be the one to go... Aeris:*weak voice*I-I'm not dead! The wound REALLY REALLY hurts... Cloud:*Sniff* If only I had DONE something to protect her, block Sephiroth's attack... Aeris:I'm still alive! Cid:*sobs, wipes tear*I can still hear her pleading voice.... Aeris: Actually... I'm feeling much better now. Cloud: Taken away from us so cruelly! Aeris: I think I'm going to take a walk... Cloud: *stabs Aeries again till she's dead* OH AERIES WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE. DAMN YOU SEPHIROTH
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:32 pm
Dueoh H. Cloud: How do we kill Ruby? Barret: I have no idea... Aeris: I know... Cloud: Maybe we could use a bomb? Aeris: I know how we can... Barret: Yeah that'd be awsome! Aeris: But I Can... Cloud: Yeah A Huge Explosetion Aeris: I'm trying to... Barret: Oh Yeah So Cool! Lets Get The... Aeris: WOULD YOU TWO JUST SHUT THE @$&% UP FOR 2 @#$% SECONDS I COULD TELL YOU TWO $^%#$% THAT I KNOW HOW TO #%$@#&#xIN;G KILL THOSE $&$ %^$# WEAPONS YOU TWO DUMB AS @#$% DIP $#^#$^&'S!!!!!!! Cloud: eek Barret eek Cloud: *slaps Aeries in face and knocks her out* annoying little p***k... now then where were we?
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:34 pm
Good Ninja amyrthian Sephiroth1011 *Group stands around Aeris' body after Sephiroth kills her* Cid: Poor Aeris, never thought she'd be the one to go... Aeris:*weak voice*I-I'm not dead! The wound REALLY REALLY hurts... Cloud:*Sniff* If only I had DONE something to protect her, block Sephiroth's attack... Aeris:I'm still alive! Cid:*sobs, wipes tear*I can still hear her pleading voice.... Aeris: Actually... I'm feeling much better now. Cloud: Taken away from us so cruelly! Aeris: I think I'm going to take a walk... Cloud: *stabs Aeries again till she's dead* OH AERIES WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE. DAMN YOU SEPHIROTH Aerith: *gasp* I...I'm not dead...! Sephiroth: And then she felt the cruel hand of death seize her! Aerith: *gasp* *dies*
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 8:31 pm
Cloud: WTF!?! VINCENT!!! WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING AERIS' DRESS???
Vincent: Cause I feel so happy and pretty and I want to pick flowers! YAY!
Cloud: So what is Aeris..oh NO!
Aeris sad wearing Vincent's clothes) What, do you have a problem with the way I dress?Jeez, I should just, just find some coffin and go to sleep again, so I won't have these memries of my deranged past...
Cloud:...I'm so confused.....
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:53 pm
Sephiroth1011 Cloud: WTF!?! VINCENT!!! WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING AERIS' DRESS??? Vincent: Cause I feel so happy and pretty and I want to pick flowers! YAY! Cloud: So what is Aeris..oh NO! Aeris sad wearing Vincent's clothes) What, do you have a problem with the way I dress?Jeez, I should just, just find some coffin and go to sleep again, so I won't have these memries of my deranged past... Cloud:...I'm so confused..... Tifa: So am I Cloud, so am I. I'm not sure whether I was meant to be a man or a woman. Cloud: eek
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:58 pm
Seiaeka Seiaeka Aeris: Oh Sephiroth... Marry me! heart Sephiroth: Hey! What!? o_O NO! I wanna marry Cloud! Tifa: Wait Sephie, i wanted to marry you!!!
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 2:16 pm
Cloud:My PRecios my precios!MUHAHAHA!!!
Cait sith:Uh.....who are you saying that too?
Cloud:No, who...HAHA I RYMED*plays with a taoy airplane
Cait Sith:.....And I thought I was bad.... stare
(( xd this one is really stupid and not funny xd )
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:30 pm
Okay, here's another brain rotter for you all. Oddly enough, no one seems to have read my Sephiroth one a few pages back... Ah well, time to kill all of your brain cells... twisted
***What they won't show you in Advent Children***
We now see the scene where Kadaj is talking to the children he has kidnapped, somewhere close to the Forgotten Capitol of the Ancients. How do I know that it's near the Forgotten Capitol of the Ancients? The trees glow, dammit! And glowy trees only exists around Ancient ruins where special climatic portions of the plot unfold! It's common knowledge.
...Anyways, Kadaj is talking to these little kiddies that he and the other two silver haired men (Yazoo and Loz) have kidnapped, or if you prefer, strategically relocated in an undisclosed location. These children are listening and watching Kadaj, who's really getting into his speech about how the planet is evil and how they must fight back against the planet for hurting their bodies. He talks, talks, and talks somemore, until finally, a child raises their hand. Kadaj looks at the child with interest, and asks what the child wants.
Kadaj: What is it that you need, my little brother? Is it about the planet? Our mother, JENOVA?
Young Boy: Umm... I have to go potty... Really bad...
~The distinctive tinkling noise that is urine travelling down the young boy's leg is heard by all~
Little Girl: Eeeww... that's so gross!
Other Young Boy: Lookie everybody! He peed his pants!!!
Kadaj: .... eek ... Wait a minute! That has nothing to do with Mother! And why didn't you ask earlier?
Young Boy: ~crying~ Waah...my pants... I peepeed them!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
The Other Children: ... Aren't you going to help him, Mister? Where's Mother? She's supposed to change his pants!
Kadaj: No, she isn't. He's a big boy, he can change them himself...
The Other Children: Then your mommy SUCKS!!!!
Kadaj: Say WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!!! You infidels! Heathens! How DARE you say that about MOTHER!!!! You shall all DI-...!
But alas, he is interrupted by a very conveniently placed motorcycle, which just happens to crash into a tree, only twenty feet from where he and the children are standing. On that said motorcycle is a very, very drunk Cloud Strife. Where'd he get the alcohol, you ask? Well, he wasn't known for being the happiest man out there on Gaia, what with losing his home town, a good friend, portions of his humanity, a possible love of his life, and any sanity he might have had. What do you mean that this wasn't in the official trailers for Advent Children? Poppycock! Of course it was, it was just cleverly disguised with incredibly good and super flashy special effects. What do you mean you saw nothing flashy in that portion of the trailer? JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH!!!
Ahem...anyways, Cloud is quite drunk. So drunk, that he can't stand up quite well. Thus, Kadaj, taking his sword out, welcomes Cloud to the group meeting.
Kadaj: Traitor...
Cloud: ....HUZZAH!!!
Cloud then spews forth the contents of his stomach on Kadaj's very expensive designer BadASS Co. leather clothes, and upon doing so, passes out. Kadaj gasps in horror, his favorite bad guy outfit was TOTALLY ruined.
Kadaj: OMFG!!! You just puked on my most WONDROUS attire! Now what will I wear when Sephiroth comes, huh? Thanks to you, I'm stuck with the pink bunny suit AGAIN!!!
Yazoo and Loz: twisted heart
Kadaj now raises his sword to strike down the abomination that had tainted his WONDROUS clothes. His dreams of being a pretty boy Final Fantasy VII icon were ruined, meaning he could never again join Sephiroth and Vincent in their precious 'Girly Boyz RULE' club.. Damn them, I say, damn them...
Regardless, as Kadaj starts to bring his sword down to turn Cloud into drunken sushi, a blur of red comes flying out of nowhere. Lo and behold, it's Super Sailor Girly Gothic-but-I'm-not-a-vampire-guy, Vincent "Victoria" Valentine! His short skirt blowing in the wind and showing more than what was really necessary, he stands atop Cloud's unconscious body and cries out his special pre-battle thingy...
Sailor Vincent: Stop! In the name of tragic love, deep meaningful quotes and pretty boys around the world, I WILL PUNISH YOU!!!
Flipping his really long, overly effeminate hair in a rather odd fashion that is somewhat remeniscent of those shampoo commercials, he steps down off of Cloud's body, strikes a bizzare pose that once again shows off more leg than necessary, flashing a smile that's as fake as Pamela Anderson's breasts.
The Children: Yay! It's Sailor Vincent! My hero!
Sailor Vincent: Fear not, children, for I have come to save you! But first, I must save Cloud, or there won't be much plot in this movie! I shall return...
With that, Sailor Vincent twirls around, picking up Cloud, and runs off, mixing with the shadows, all the while flashing more than he probably should have at the children and the three silver haired men.
Kadaj: ... That was so stupid that I'm going to cry now... And since when did he become a freaking Sailor scout? He's too badass for that...
Yazoo: Ah, my hero! heart I have posters of him all over my bedroom... heart heart heart
Loz: Cid's better. Because he doesn't go prancing around in a skirt.
Kadaj: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek
Young Boy: My pants are still wet... crying
***End***
Wow...that was incredibly stupid... Now this should have REALLY killed off some brain cells. xp
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 9:29 pm
StrawberrieIceCream Okay, here's another brain rotter for you all. Oddly enough, no one seems to have read my Sephiroth one a few pages back... Ah well, time to kill all of your brain cells... twisted ***What they won't show you in Advent Children*** We now see the scene where Kadaj is talking to the children he has kidnapped, somewhere close to the Forgotten Capitol of the Ancients. How do I know that it's near the Forgotten Capitol of the Ancients? The trees glow, dammit! And glowy trees only exists around Ancient ruins where special climatic portions of the plot unfold! It's common knowledge. ...Anyways, Kadaj is talking to these little kiddies that he and the other two silver haired men (Yazoo and Loz) have kidnapped, or if you prefer, strategically relocated in an undisclosed location. These children are listening and watching Kadaj, who's really getting into his speech about how the planet is evil and how they must fight back against the planet for hurting their bodies. He talks, talks, and talks somemore, until finally, a child raises their hand. Kadaj looks at the child with interest, and asks what the child wants. Kadaj: What is it that you need, my little brother? Is it about the planet? Our mother, JENOVA? Young Boy: Umm... I have to go potty... Really bad... ~The distinctive tinkling noise that is urine travelling down the young boy's leg is heard by all~ Little Girl: Eeeww... that's so gross! Other Young Boy: Lookie everybody! He peed his pants!!! Kadaj: .... eek ... Wait a minute! That has nothing to do with Mother! And why didn't you ask earlier? Young Boy: ~crying~ Waah...my pants... I peepeed them!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! The Other Children: ... Aren't you going to help him, Mister? Where's Mother? She's supposed to change his pants! Kadaj: No, she isn't. He's a big boy, he can change them himself... The Other Children: Then your mommy SUCKS!!!! Kadaj: Say WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!!! You infidels! Heathens! How DARE you say that about MOTHER!!!! You shall all DI-...! But alas, he is interrupted by a very conveniently placed motorcycle, which just happens to crash into a tree, only twenty feet from where he and the children are standing. On that said motorcycle is a very, very drunk Cloud Strife. Where'd he get the alcohol, you ask? Well, he wasn't known for being the happiest man out there on Gaia, what with losing his home town, a good friend, portions of his humanity, a possible love of his life, and any sanity he might have had. What do you mean that this wasn't in the official trailers for Advent Children? Poppycock! Of course it was, it was just cleverly disguised with incredibly good and super flashy special effects. What do you mean you saw nothing flashy in that portion of the trailer? JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH!!! Ahem...anyways, Cloud is quite drunk. So drunk, that he can't stand up quite well. Thus, Kadaj, taking his sword out, welcomes Cloud to the group meeting. Kadaj: Traitor... Cloud: ....HUZZAH!!! Cloud then spews forth the contents of his stomach on Kadaj's very expensive designer BadASS Co. leather clothes, and upon doing so, passes out. Kadaj gasps in horror, his favorite bad guy outfit was TOTALLY ruined. Kadaj: OMFG!!! You just puked on my most WONDROUS attire! Now what will I wear when Sephiroth comes, huh? Thanks to you, I'm stuck with the pink bunny suit AGAIN!!! Yazoo and Loz: twisted heart Kadaj now raises his sword to strike down the abomination that had tainted his WONDROUS clothes. His dreams of being a pretty boy Final Fantasy VII icon were ruined, meaning he could never again join Sephiroth and Vincent in their precious 'Girly Boyz RULE' club.. Damn them, I say, damn them... Regardless, as Kadaj starts to bring his sword down to turn Cloud into drunken sushi, a blur of red comes flying out of nowhere. Lo and behold, it's Super Sailor Girly Gothic-but-I'm-not-a-vampire-guy, Vincent "Victoria" Valentine! His short skirt blowing in the wind and showing more than what was really necessary, he stands atop Cloud's unconscious body and cries out his special pre-battle thingy... Sailor Vincent: Stop! In the name of tragic love, deep meaningful quotes and pretty boys around the world, I WILL PUNISH YOU!!! Flipping his really long, overly effeminate hair in a rather odd fashion that is somewhat remeniscent of those shampoo commercials, he steps down off of Cloud's body, strikes a bizzare pose that once again shows off more leg than necessary, flashing a smile that's as fake as Pamela Anderson's breasts. The Children: Yay! It's Sailor Vincent! My hero! Sailor Vincent: Fear not, children, for I have come to save you! But first, I must save Cloud, or there won't be much plot in this movie! I shall return... With that, Sailor Vincent twirls around, picking up Cloud, and runs off, mixing with the shadows, all the while flashing more than he probably should have at the children and the three silver haired men. Kadaj: ... That was so stupid that I'm going to cry now... And since when did he become a freaking Sailor scout? He's too badass for that... Yazoo: Ah, my hero! heart I have posters of him all over my bedroom... heart heart heart Loz: Cid's better. Because he doesn't go prancing around in a skirt. Kadaj: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek Young Boy: My pants are still wet... crying ***End*** Wow...that was incredibly stupid... Now this should have REALLY killed off some brain cells. xp That was funny!I had to hold my breath from laughing out loud and now my throat hurts!That was funny!
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:23 pm
TaoKitty StrawberrieIceCream Okay, here's another brain rotter for you all. Oddly enough, no one seems to have read my Sephiroth one a few pages back... Ah well, time to kill all of your brain cells... twisted ***What they won't show you in Advent Children*** We now see the scene where Kadaj is talking to the children he has kidnapped, somewhere close to the Forgotten Capitol of the Ancients. How do I know that it's near the Forgotten Capitol of the Ancients? The trees glow, dammit! And glowy trees only exists around Ancient ruins where special climatic portions of the plot unfold! It's common knowledge. ...Anyways, Kadaj is talking to these little kiddies that he and the other two silver haired men (Yazoo and Loz) have kidnapped, or if you prefer, strategically relocated in an undisclosed location. These children are listening and watching Kadaj, who's really getting into his speech about how the planet is evil and how they must fight back against the planet for hurting their bodies. He talks, talks, and talks somemore, until finally, a child raises their hand. Kadaj looks at the child with interest, and asks what the child wants. Kadaj: What is it that you need, my little brother? Is it about the planet? Our mother, JENOVA? Young Boy: Umm... I have to go potty... Really bad... ~The distinctive tinkling noise that is urine travelling down the young boy's leg is heard by all~ Little Girl: Eeeww... that's so gross! Other Young Boy: Lookie everybody! He peed his pants!!! Kadaj: .... eek ... Wait a minute! That has nothing to do with Mother! And why didn't you ask earlier? Young Boy: ~crying~ Waah...my pants... I peepeed them!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! The Other Children: ... Aren't you going to help him, Mister? Where's Mother? She's supposed to change his pants! Kadaj: No, she isn't. He's a big boy, he can change them himself... The Other Children: Then your mommy SUCKS!!!! Kadaj: Say WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!!! You infidels! Heathens! How DARE you say that about MOTHER!!!! You shall all DI-...! But alas, he is interrupted by a very conveniently placed motorcycle, which just happens to crash into a tree, only twenty feet from where he and the children are standing. On that said motorcycle is a very, very drunk Cloud Strife. Where'd he get the alcohol, you ask? Well, he wasn't known for being the happiest man out there on Gaia, what with losing his home town, a good friend, portions of his humanity, a possible love of his life, and any sanity he might have had. What do you mean that this wasn't in the official trailers for Advent Children? Poppycock! Of course it was, it was just cleverly disguised with incredibly good and super flashy special effects. What do you mean you saw nothing flashy in that portion of the trailer? JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH!!! Ahem...anyways, Cloud is quite drunk. So drunk, that he can't stand up quite well. Thus, Kadaj, taking his sword out, welcomes Cloud to the group meeting. Kadaj: Traitor... Cloud: ....HUZZAH!!! Cloud then spews forth the contents of his stomach on Kadaj's very expensive designer BadASS Co. leather clothes, and upon doing so, passes out. Kadaj gasps in horror, his favorite bad guy outfit was TOTALLY ruined. Kadaj: OMFG!!! You just puked on my most WONDROUS attire! Now what will I wear when Sephiroth comes, huh? Thanks to you, I'm stuck with the pink bunny suit AGAIN!!! Yazoo and Loz: twisted heart Kadaj now raises his sword to strike down the abomination that had tainted his WONDROUS clothes. His dreams of being a pretty boy Final Fantasy VII icon were ruined, meaning he could never again join Sephiroth and Vincent in their precious 'Girly Boyz RULE' club.. Damn them, I say, damn them... Regardless, as Kadaj starts to bring his sword down to turn Cloud into drunken sushi, a blur of red comes flying out of nowhere. Lo and behold, it's Super Sailor Girly Gothic-but-I'm-not-a-vampire-guy, Vincent "Victoria" Valentine! His short skirt blowing in the wind and showing more than what was really necessary, he stands atop Cloud's unconscious body and cries out his special pre-battle thingy... Sailor Vincent: Stop! In the name of tragic love, deep meaningful quotes and pretty boys around the world, I WILL PUNISH YOU!!! Flipping his really long, overly effeminate hair in a rather odd fashion that is somewhat remeniscent of those shampoo commercials, he steps down off of Cloud's body, strikes a bizzare pose that once again shows off more leg than necessary, flashing a smile that's as fake as Pamela Anderson's breasts. The Children: Yay! It's Sailor Vincent! My hero! Sailor Vincent: Fear not, children, for I have come to save you! But first, I must save Cloud, or there won't be much plot in this movie! I shall return... With that, Sailor Vincent twirls around, picking up Cloud, and runs off, mixing with the shadows, all the while flashing more than he probably should have at the children and the three silver haired men. Kadaj: ... That was so stupid that I'm going to cry now... And since when did he become a freaking Sailor scout? He's too badass for that... Yazoo: Ah, my hero! heart I have posters of him all over my bedroom... heart heart heart Loz: Cid's better. Because he doesn't go prancing around in a skirt. Kadaj: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek Young Boy: My pants are still wet... crying ***End*** Wow...that was incredibly stupid... Now this should have REALLY killed off some brain cells. xp That was funny!I had to hold my breath from laughing out loud and now my throat hurts!That was funny! *falls unconcious from all the laughter and the lack of brain cells* xd
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 11:32 pm
oh my these are hillarious
how bout this:
Cloud-I wish Aeris hadn't fallen in the water, I coulda sold that dress
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 9:26 am
Vincent: Dude ,Like, Totally. Fur Sure.
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 9:51 am
 : Sephiroth This Is It! The Final Bout!  : Can't We Just Be Civil About This? : Are you kidding!? You Destroyed my home town and everything that ever made me...ME!!! : Well Then...I can't Take That back but it was fun there for i am not sorry. :.....and there for I shall not forgive you...PREPAIR YOURSELF!!! : NO CLOUD DON'T! : *Break Dances* :NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : You've just been SERVED!!!
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