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 Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:43 am
83.) I am absolutely not a N3RD.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:45 am
84.) Yes, I get bored easily.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:46 am
85.) Needles creep me out.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:49 am
86.) Yes, I am good at keeping secrets.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:50 am
87.) I hate the crawling ants, the buzzing flies, and the sticky grass.
I hate picnics.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:54 am
88.) A deaf and mute girl has a passion for the violin. However, she is discouraged to do so due to her disabilities. As she watches a deaf and mute man play the violin on the street, she begins to cry, why oh why. The man comes up to her and through sign language, tells her, "Close your eyes. Breathe the music. And you can see and hear."
So she gets the courage to attend a violin competition, and she plays her best, her fingers twirling and her long, sleek hair flying in the course of her song.
She wins 1st place, and this is a Pantene commercial.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:00 am
89.) I don't give a care about fashion.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:01 am
90.) They're trying to insult me by calling me a solid mineral material.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:02 am
91.) It'd have to be between coconuts or lemons.
I'm sorry, Tomatoes.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:08 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:27 am
93.) I love my veggies.
Except for onions. They're gross.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:34 am
94.) Too much romance can make me gag.
Lame comedy can make me cough.
I'm allergic to both.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:35 am
96.) I've pulled pranks on many, many people.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:36 am
97.) I am not happy the way I am.
I would change everything if I could.
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Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:38 am
98.) It's not in the way, she said.
I know. It's lame. But cut me some slack. I'm sleepy.
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