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 Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:05 pm
do it again and agian until your hands swell off..
rofl
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:12 pm
An old favourite that keeps reappearing about twice a year:
"Do as I say, not as I say!"
And last night at the football game:
Hartmetz: NIDHI.
Nidhi: WHAT.
Hartmetz: ...ARE WE DEFENSE OR OFFENSE?
Nidhi: *in her bad-a** attitude voice* DEFENSE!
Hartmetz: *mocks in similar voice* WELL, OKAY THEN. DO THAT CHANT IN A MINUTE.
Everyone: wtf LOL?
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:49 pm
We didnt have our legs high enough for marching so Maz made us mark time and then once we were done he started yelling and all i heard was "GIVE ME HEAD!!!" right at the end.. you could hear ppl siently laughing there asses off.. Maz was pissed enough so they didnt want to make him more pissed xDD but it was funny as hell
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:55 pm
my band director told us flutes
"Put some vibrato in your life"
my section thought it was effing hilarious
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:21 pm
Lmao!
My band teacher called this guy in class, Honey.
It was so funny.
Our band teacher is married to our orchestra teacher.
Pretty cool.
:]
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:36 pm
Sexay Panda Lmao!
My band teacher called this guy in class, Honey.
It was so funny.
Our band teacher is married to our orchestra teacher.
Pretty cool.
:] Lol awesome. As long as your BD's spouse isn't annoying and mean like mine's wife is...x_x
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:27 pm
Nah, she's actually like a child for the most part.
She can't stand still.
And she's always moving and making funny faces.
xd !
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:55 am
That's more like my BD.
His wife is the crazy psycho overly-serious and mean one of the two.
While H is just...scary when he's mad. I don't know how they work together like that. :l
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:52 pm
Hartmetz: TRUMPETS. WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT NOTE. NEVER TAKE UP THE OCTAVE THERE.
Asian Trumpet kid: It sounded epic...
Hartmetz: Yeah, EPIC FAIL.
Everyone: BURN OOOOOOOOH.
Hartmetz: *yelling for the drum majors* KATIE. MARI. MARI KATIE. MATIE KARI.
Me: ...'Matie Kari', really?
Hartmetz: Yes. Yarr 'matie'.
Katie: wtf?
me: You are now Matie Fagan*, congratulations.
Katie: NOOOOOO.
*Fagan is how they pronounced her last name at the competition last weekend. Her real last name has no g in it at all. And I made the same mistake of Matie Kari on Saturday myself, that's the only reason I noticed XD
At the field yesterday, during a section leader meeting:
Hartmetz: *to colorguard instructors* ASHWORTH. FLOWERS. WHERE ARE YOU GOING. WE HAVE TO TALK.
Them: YOU SAID WE'D TALK UPSTAIRS.
H: NO I DIDN'T. STAY HERE.
Them: *start going upstairs*
H: NO WAIT.
Them: WHAT.
H: NEVERMIND. GO.
Them: *start going towards us*
H: NO. GO TO YOUR ROOM. *points at school* NO TV.
Everyone: rofl WHAT?
H: FINE. SHOW THEM THE THING IF YOU HAVE TO DO IT HERE, GOD.
...and so, we learned the visual they were going to teach the band.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:00 pm
at this past years kida championships my friends and i were counting guys who looked gay and we came back to our area and i told my friend that we say like 50 and my director mrs cope goes "so does that exicte you john or are you just happy to be around your own kind?" everyone in the room almost pissed ourselves laughing cuz she has an odd sense of humor
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:23 pm
So, Our director is only 25. He looks like he's still in high school Marching band. This meaning that he's just as perverse as the rest of us. Unfortunatly, I don't have in class because I'm a choir kid this year and a guard child but one of the favorite stories I was Told was about James Grinter ((a percussionist)) and Mr. Cornn ((our director)). So you know how when your texting in class you always hold your phone in the most awkward places so no one will see ((think about it, you have))? Well, Grinter was standing in the back percussion section with his back towards everyone, texting his girlfriend, his hand and phone near his crotch.
Mr. Cornn saw him and said "Grinter, put your phone away."
Grinter: "I can't! I'm playing with myself!!"
*laughter*
Cornn: "well, put that away too!!" *still laughing*
Grinter: "Can't do that either! I'm not done yet!!" *death of laughing too hard*
It gets me every time! xd
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:26 pm
KEEP IT FIRM GEORGE!
keep it firm...
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:27 am
Oh BDs, gotta love 'em. xD
My band director haas said some pretty interesting things. We were going to play for a festival called 'pig on the pond' and we had to sign a paper that said 'if death occurs then...' on it and one of the trombonists shouted 'IF DEATH OCCURS?!' and our BD said 'You gotta watch out for those flying pigs!' Lol(:
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:49 pm
One time my BD was talking to this one girl from the ghetto and she was like, "I can do the single ladies dance." and so my BD who looks like he just got out of high school three years ago replies, "Well I can to." and he precedes to get up and do a short demo. O.O
and this other time...... i'm in 8th grade so it's not like most of the girls in my class actually have boobs or anything. so what happened was this one flute player couldn't hit a note and so my BD was like, "well of course you can't. You're too busy putting pictures of yourself on facebook in your new extra short shorts." and me and my friend just looked at each other like, maybe he's not gay after all.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:51 pm
and another time one of my friends who is in beggining band said that his BD was telling a guy to play the notes lower so he started singing "IM TALKIN LOW LOW LOW LOW,LIKE APPLEBOTTOM JEANS LOW"
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