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 Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:40 pm
amandarose ABlazeWingz Neo Gryver amandarose Gamer Girl Dusty Granted but it crashes and now you're stuck here in hell with me and michael jackson i wish i wasn't in hell with michael jackson gonk granted but now you are in bed with michael jackson. i wish it was 430pm here. granted, it is now 4:30pm HERE ^.^ i wish i had a moutain granted but the mountain will fall apart i wish i had another computer granted but it replaces your head i wish for world peace now life in boring
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:42 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. You find out that the slime in the slime fountain is a biohazard. It's a slime that allows Super Smallpox to multiply at an unimaginably quick rate. The fountain overflows, evaporates, and so the pathogen is in all the rain now. The water filtration systems in homes and bottled water manufacturers and food manufacturers doesn't rid the world of the pathogen. Instead, it multiplied more. In a matter of days, everyone has the Super Spallpox disease. First, the whites of your eyes turns coal black. Then your skin and intestinal lining falls off. The intestinal lining is removed through the rectum, because vomiting it up is inefficient. By then, the pathogen has been making all your organs deteriorate. And keep in mind, this is happening to everyone, so the hospitals are closed. Your wish has successfully caused the end of the world. I wish for a can of tea. its a big can. you drink it all. you are allergic. you break out in hives. all negative effects from previous wishes occur upon you. i wish to dance with gir.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:47 pm
Granted. Because Gir is an alien, his radioactive blood puts you in a persistently vegetative state. In 2099, you will become the subject of the new "to remove or not to remove" debate, in regards to a feeding tube that has put your family in insurmountable debt. The people who think that to remove goes against a higher plan win. They also say that reviving you to normal life (which is now possible) is against a higher plan. No life, no possible afterlife of your belief. That must be boring.
I wish my dad plans to give me the TV control so I can watch The Daily Show that I missed.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:39 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. Because Gir is an alien, his radioactive blood puts you in a persistently vegetative state. In 2099, you will become the subject of the new "to remove or not to remove" debate, in regards to a feeding tube that has put your family in insurmountable debt. The people who think that to remove goes against a higher plan win. They also say that reviving you to normal life (which is now possible) is against a higher plan. No life, no possible afterlife of your belief. That must be boring. I wish my dad plans to give me the TV control so I can watch The Daily Show that I missed. gir has no blood. hes a robot. the remote electrocutes you
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:40 pm
Roam7 KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. Because Gir is an alien, his radioactive blood puts you in a persistently vegetative state. In 2099, you will become the subject of the new "to remove or not to remove" debate, in regards to a feeding tube that has put your family in insurmountable debt. The people who think that to remove goes against a higher plan win. They also say that reviving you to normal life (which is now possible) is against a higher plan. No life, no possible afterlife of your belief. That must be boring. I wish my dad plans to give me the TV control so I can watch The Daily Show that I missed. gir has no blood. hes a robot. the remote electrocutes you i wish that you would eat my feet
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:09 pm
Granted. But i am Vulcan, and end up poisoning you by eating your feet. Since I am a big fan of Hannibal, I also take your liver and brain for later lunching-on in an airplane, and feed some poor foreign kid as well.
I wish that if you corrupted my wish, you would die and go to HELL.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:56 pm
Miki Ishikawa Granted. But i am Vulcan, and end up poisoning you by eating your feet. Since I am a big fan of Hannibal, I also take your liver and brain for later lunching-on in an airplane, and feed some poor foreign kid as well. I wish that if you corrupted my wish, you would die and go to HELL. Granted. But now you feel left out. I wish that I had more time in the day to do stuff.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:22 pm
You now have infinite time because you're immortal. Life is pain and suffering and there's no way to end it. Welcome to your own personal hell.
I wish my roommate wasn't a jerk.
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:06 pm
Granted. They turn into the perfect roommate, but they get a highly contagious deadly disease that causes you extreme pain and it kills you within a week.
I wish I had my dream car...a lotus T-T
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:25 pm
Granted, but someone steals it and sells the parts.
I wish more people were on.
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:18 pm
Granted. But there's an overflow of gaia glitches and it shuts down for A MONTH.
I wish spring break lasted 3 years
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:56 pm
Granted, and when you return to school, they realize how stupid u've gotten and force you back to kindegarted to repeat ALL those years. Have fun in nap time and hanging with kids who eat clay and boogers.
I wish I had a life.
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:40 pm
(lol) Granted. But you spend all your time on the phone and hangin out that you start skipping school and when you grow up, become a bum on the street.
I wish I was a millionare..
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:33 pm
Granted. You are elected into congress and Jack Abramoff pays you $1 million to support a bill that declares the US a semidemocratic theocracy. Wearing too much black is punishable by law if someone calls you a satanist. Abortions and gay rights are eliminated, as are labor unions and minimum wages. The 67% of the nation that thinks this is bad moves to Canada, and thus the US officially becomes a third world country.
I wish for a reasonably enjoyable and good paying part time job within walking distance of my house.
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:45 pm
Granted, but someone punches you in the face, and because the only guy who witnessed it mixes up your names, everyone thinks you punched him and you get fired.
I wish god would send a plague like in The Stand, leaving me to be able to serve Randall Flagg, and not get crucified.
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