Anime High School Universe

[Ahnthros]

Saori frowned a bit as her file was read, then smirked "Well, it isn't my fault that not everyone appreciates the supreme and awesome beauty of my large and succulent breasts, it really is quite sad, more than half of those counts are from men married to flat-chested tomboys, and most of the rest are from gay men. It really is quite sad, but I guess I cannot help having these delicious melons hanging from my chest" She laughed with a voice filled with mirth. She poked her chest out even more "Saori Shikijo, is is a pleasure to meet you all!"  

[Trashy Cinnabon]

Honey ignored Ms. Shikijo's coments, and continued "Our new Language Arts and Literature teacher, Mss Sumeragawa has three years of teaching experience, as well as Ph.D's in Language Arts, Literature, and The Arts and Sciences. She has traveled abroad and is a world-renowned author and has written three very successful literary masterpieces. She has had claims of shady dealings with both the Dokusensha Flooding incident in Hong Kong and the Sleeping Books incident involving the British Library. She has ninety-four counts of resisting arrest and one hundred fifty-one counts of verbal assault. She has fourty-four Letters of Reccomendation and twenty-six Letters of Outstanding Services to the City of Tokyo"  

[Tee the Wicked]

Nenene frowned as her file was read, and slammed her hand down onto the table "Oh, come on! More than half those counts were due to stupid-a** cops acting all know-it-all and not doing their ******** job as ******** dumbass cops! It was their fault that they were too much of dipshit ******** to realize they were wrong, and so you all should disregard those claims!"  

[Ahnthros]

Saori giggled and smirked over at the woman "Oh, come now, with that kind of language I am suprised you can write anything more than trashy romance novels. Really, you should watch your mouth, it is no wonder you have so many counts aagainst your name"  

[Tee the Wicked]

Nenene glared over at Saori and flipped her the big bird "Shut your blowhole, you stupid tramp! Don't speak of things you have no knowledge of, you ******** bimbo!"  

[Ahnthros]

Saori jumped up, standing pissed in her spot "Oh really!? Bring it on, b***h!"  

[Trashy Cinnabon]

Honey frowned "Please, ladies, let us keep it civil, at least while this meeting is in progress, if you have a problem, please wait and take it elsewhere" Her expression was intense  

[Tee the Wicked]

Nenene scowled "Fine! We'll settle this later!" She sat down and looked around, noticing how the others were staring at her "What the ******** are you all looking at! My name is Nenene Sumeragawa, remember it well!"

Catalyxe laughed inside, then turned to Honey with a diligent expression "Please go on, Ms. Kisaragi"  

[Trashy Cinnabon]

"Thank you Sir" Honey went to the last report "Our new Head Nurse, Muneko Munemiya, she has two years of nursing experience, and she has her doctorate as a surgical assistant. In addition, she has two hundred and twenty-two letters of recommendation and outstanding skills. She has prior experience as a Desk Clerk at a Hotel, and also a night job as a Stripper. She has a letter of Excellent Service written by the Headmaster of the Previous school she worked for"  

[Ahnthros]

Munemune smiled, and giggled nervously "Please, call me Munemune, it is awesome to meet you all, I truly hope we all will becoem good friends!" She smiled, completely oblivious of the flaring tempers of Nenene and Saori