Veelah
The One And Only Pentavus
Wow... two conflicting status
Ihabia : Beard FTW
Veelah: Beard FTL
me... phil and martin: Beard shouldve stayed.
Who the hell are Phil and Martin?
...Is anyone else here noticing a trend? Girls don't like it, and guys do. Unfortunately for you though, boys, he's looking to attract us (I think). So the beard stays off.
oh, the beard left for job interviews, but now that the probationary period is back, the beard is making it's triumphant return.
I'm sorry ladies, if you're not in awe of the greatness of the beard, or attracted to the person who is beneath one, that's too bad. For I've learned one thing, women will come and go, but a beard will keep coming back.
Anyways, even if I were to shave daily, find and wed a wonderful women, bear many strong healthy children... she should know, the day I'm announced a grandfather, it will become my mission in life to become like Father Christmas in every way to the rug rats of my lineage.