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 Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:12 pm
Philips: You have to march backwards as if you were holding a silver dollar between your butt-cheeks!!!!
Me: It ain't silver no more. (Bad grammer on purpose.)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:29 pm
NO Damnit! Pretend there is i grape up your a**! Waistin my ******** time!
he was angry ...no one knows why
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:52 am
Me: Hey, Hartmetz have you filled out that recommendation yet?
Hartmetz: No.
Me: ...it's a number and a signature, how hard is that?
Hartmetz: I HAVE LIKE TEN OF THEM AND 8324723894 THINGS ELSE TO DO. GIVE ME A WEEK. GOD.
Me: ...Okay, jeez. o_o
Man, he needs a vacation. rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:43 am
Mine has told me that we have to play so loud and so well that we don't just make people applaud, we make them cry, and bleed, and explode while throwing flaming babies and goats at us.
He wanted us to impress Helen Keller.
Yeah, I think he's a little cracked up sometimes.
EDIT: I remembered this after reading the other comments in here. XD;
We have this COMPLETELY flaming gay guy who helps in marching. We call him fierce Mark because we already have a Mark who is actually gay. xD;
Anyway, this guy told the saxophone section that they need to clench their butts together so tightly that if they were holding grapes in them they would be able to fill up an entire bottle of Welch's grape juice.
At the end of the year ceremony, the saxophones promptly quenched their thirsts with said juice. LOL
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:41 am
omg hes said so many stuff...
maz: follow my magic finger
us: o.o ok...
maz: watch my sticks.. (he ment drumsticks bc he was trying to teach the percussion something)
us: laughs...
maz: gets pissed
hes said other stuff i cant remeber all of it tho..
btw his real name is mazoiwitch but like we all call him maz :3 or mr.maz
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:03 pm
(Everyone coughing after breathing exercises)
Chris (one of our younger teachers): It sounds like a bunch of old men in here.
XD He says the funniest things.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:30 pm
Mr. Franke always has the weirdest analogies. These are the three that I remember best...
At band camp we were doing slides and we had to have our arms outstrectched, so he said "Make your body flat. Like you are hugging a wall. Like 'Hi, wall! You're my friend! I love you!"
In a basics block we evidently weren't being snappy and intimidating. Mr Franke of course butts in with his analogies "It's like you're being robbed by a little squirrel with a bandana and dagger! That's not scary! Look at the cute little squirrel, awww!" Now he always yells "SQUIRREL!" when we aren't being snappy enough.
And lastly, our met was broken one morning so we had to march our show without the met. We did quite well at it, and were much better without the met. Mr.F: "YEAH! You show Dr. Beat who's boss! I bet he's not even a real doctor. He probably got his degree from a fake university. He has a Ph.D in...I dunno...something-ity."
Wow that took me a long time to explain...
EDIT: OH! I JUST REMEMBERED ONE! He has a Minnesota accent. Remember this.
So he got these two names mixed up so he said "Sorry, I mixed up my S's [because they have s's in different places in their names]". It came out as "Sorry, I messed up my a**es" He didn't get it until like...10 seconds later. XD
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:16 pm
"Some people aren't marching..we need to change our name to the Romeoville High School Walking Band!" Everyone groaned and said no to that xD
One of the juniors saw that the garbage can was overflowing during class, so he stepped on the garbage and used his foot to push it down and make more room for the next few classes. Most of the class looked at him when he did this, including Mr. A, who said "Stay out of the garbage, Victor." Victor said in response, "I'll try." and he went back to what he was doing.
That's about all I can think of since I'm a freshman and it's only been a few weeks of school.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:41 pm
Well today he was telling the drummers to go to measure 5, 6, 7 and 8. So they started playing when he finished talking and he cut them off real quick. He said, "guys, that was not 'a 5, 6, 7, 8!'" And as he said so he danced a little and snapped his fingers with the beat. The funniest part was the fact that he sounded like a gay guy while saying it. rofl EVERYONE cracked up and I had to like, put my face against the stand because I was laughing so hard.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:22 pm
He was singing a rhythm, and was like dat dat Scooby-doobee doo! (Rising up notes)
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:01 pm
Hartmetz: Any questions? Yes, Will?
Will: WHY ARE WE [him and my best friend] SO CLOSE?
Hartmetz: ...I...don't know how to take that comment, Will. I don't even know what you're talking about. BACK SIXTEEN.
He meant how close they were in the form due to interval fail...but of course, everyone took it kind of awkwardly. Even H. xD
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:03 pm
"Wow a low brass (player) who can march!"
Our low brass section is known for marching way off so he said this today (because someone actually marched well! *shock*) while we we're practicing.
Also, at a football game he was talking to us using this microphone-speaker thingy, and said
"Ok you guys are gonna have the 3rd quarter off, and I just wanted to say ya'll are doing good, and ... I lost the game."
I swear the WHOLE band groaned after that!
I bet the other team's band, and everyone else there was like "WTF are they groaning about?"
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:42 pm
Sit back down or i'll glue your ******** a** onto the chair.
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:03 pm
*band working on a difficult visual*
BD: You guys aren't doing it intense enough, give it more beef!
Assistant BD: Your beef isn't big enough!
Band: *awkward silence* xd
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:56 pm
Take that thing, stick it in your mouth, and blow it ~~ Mr. Krofta
It was about a clarinet and a stupid freshman. Dirty minds at work mrgreen
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