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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:10 am

Wade T. Wilson

Someone told me I could be a hero.

Couldn't we all. I guess your doing he right thing..

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:11 am

Wade T. Wilson

MrJosephKerr

Wade T. Wilson

Patience The Magdalena

*watches the Joker enter*

Am I interrupting some kind of killers' weekly brunch or something ?.

crying That hurts. I told you. i'm retired from that. Whatta I gotta do? Make confession?

Why'd you retire? Then again to me, getting paid to kill people is just icing on the cake. And all the money gets used for is having the ability to kill even more people.

Someone told me I could be a hero.

A hero??? pffft...kid trust me. The so called "heroes" are the straight man in the comedy act known as life.

You. You've got something that makes a cut above the rest. You've got some real talent to pull some great gags. You shouldn't waste that on trying to be just another do gooder, waiting for the gag to happen to you kinda guy.

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Wade T. Wilson

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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:15 am

Doreen Green GLI

And it's VERY brave of you to have risen above the BloodWolfs, BloodStorms, Deathwatches, Youngbloods and other characters that were...essentially the same thing as you.

::pats him on the head sympathetically::

neutral In my defense, he recreated Cable a LOT more often than he recreated me.

I'm just dying to meet Deathstroke, though. I'ma call him "Daddy." Or should I claim to be his clone from the future?

Ooh1 I know! I'll tell him that HE'S the clone!

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:17 am

Wade T. Wilson

Doreen Green GLI

And it's VERY brave of you to have risen above the BloodWolfs, BloodStorms, Deathwatches, Youngbloods and other characters that were...essentially the same thing as you.

::pats him on the head sympathetically::

neutral In my defense, he recreated Cable a LOT more often than he recreated me.

I'm just dying to meet Deathstroke, though. I'ma call him "Daddy." Or should I claim to be his clone from the future?

Ooh1 I know! I'll tell him that HE'S the clone!

You would be an improved version. Some killer instinct, but with better comedic timing.

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Patience The Magdalena

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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:19 am

Wade T. Wilson

Doreen Green GLI

And it's VERY brave of you to have risen above the BloodWolfs, BloodStorms, Deathwatches, Youngbloods and other characters that were...essentially the same thing as you.

::pats him on the head sympathetically::

neutral In my defense, he recreated Cable a LOT more often than he recreated me.

I'm just dying to meet Deathstroke, though. I'ma call him "Daddy." Or should I claim to be his clone from the future?

Ooh1 I know! I'll tell him that HE'S the clone!

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You have been hanging with the X-Men too much for your own good...

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:25 am

Patience The Magdalena

Wade T. Wilson

Doreen Green GLI

And it's VERY brave of you to have risen above the BloodWolfs, BloodStorms, Deathwatches, Youngbloods and other characters that were...essentially the same thing as you.

::pats him on the head sympathetically::

neutral In my defense, he recreated Cable a LOT more often than he recreated me.

I'm just dying to meet Deathstroke, though. I'ma call him "Daddy." Or should I claim to be his clone from the future?

Ooh1 I know! I'll tell him that HE'S the clone!

stare
You have been hanging with the X-Men too much for your own good...

No, no. They gave me a costume, but I'm not officially an X-Man until OI wander the Earth with a kid sidekick. Like Wolverine and Jubille. Or Gambit and Storm. when she was turned into an 8 year old.

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Doreen Green GLI

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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:26 am

Or! Grant Morrison could turn you into a giant kitty!

KITTY~Deadpool would be HUGE in Japan!

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:30 am

Wade T. Wilson

Patience The Magdalena

Wade T. Wilson

Doreen Green GLI

And it's VERY brave of you to have risen above the BloodWolfs, BloodStorms, Deathwatches, Youngbloods and other characters that were...essentially the same thing as you.

::pats him on the head sympathetically::

neutral In my defense, he recreated Cable a LOT more often than he recreated me.

I'm just dying to meet Deathstroke, though. I'ma call him "Daddy." Or should I claim to be his clone from the future?

Ooh1 I know! I'll tell him that HE'S the clone!

stare
You have been hanging with the X-Men too much for your own good...

No, no. They gave me a costume, but I'm not officially an X-Man until OI wander the Earth with a kid sidekick. Like Wolverine and Jubille. Or Gambit and Storm. when she was turned into an 8 year old.

Don't your travels with Bob cover hero & sidekick hours ?.

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Wade T. Wilson

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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:30 am

Doreen Green GLI

Or! Grant Morrison could turn you into a giant kitty!

KITTY~Deadpool would be HUGE in Japan!

Just to show you how reformed I am, I am NOT going to make the obvious joke.

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:32 am

Patience The Magdalena

Wade T. Wilson

Patience The Magdalena

Wade T. Wilson

Doreen Green GLI

And it's VERY brave of you to have risen above the BloodWolfs, BloodStorms, Deathwatches, Youngbloods and other characters that were...essentially the same thing as you.

::pats him on the head sympathetically::

neutral In my defense, he recreated Cable a LOT more often than he recreated me.

I'm just dying to meet Deathstroke, though. I'ma call him "Daddy." Or should I claim to be his clone from the future?

Ooh1 I know! I'll tell him that HE'S the clone!

stare
You have been hanging with the X-Men too much for your own good...

No, no. They gave me a costume, but I'm not officially an X-Man until OI wander the Earth with a kid sidekick. Like Wolverine and Jubille. Or Gambit and Storm. when she was turned into an 8 year old.

Don't your travels with Bob cover hero & sidekick hours ?.

Well, see. Technically, he was my captive. he just refused to be set free. And he was too old to be a KID Sidekick.

They won't trust me with a kid sidekick. Which really IS for the best. Kids scare me.

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Lady Ran-Mao

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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:33 am

Oh But your obvious jokes are why we love you so much.

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:39 am

Why don't kidnap one of the Titans ?.

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Wade T. Wilson

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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:43 am

Ohh, geez. i would, but they all come with SO much emotional baggage. I was actually thinking it would be fun yo run aaround with that Ravager one. But she's crazier than I am! OR Captain Clowny!

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:45 am

Hey Ravager !... now with she you could actually make the clone/father speech.

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Wade T. Wilson

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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:48 am

((Deadpool requires far more energy than I have right now. So, insert some off-color joke. It's bedtime))

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