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 Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:13 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor I am NOT an overly large black fly! I'm an imp! A demonic emobiment of one of the seven deadly sins. Pride, to be specific. And Luthor? He had it in spades. That was the doorway in wink I wonder who else has too much pride . . . *The imp grins a bit.* DEMON?!?!? scream A FIERY SPAWN OF HELL, COME TO TAUNT THE RIGHTEOUS? gonk Oh, Father Blood Drench Robo Crush is gonna hafta get ALLLL Exorcist up on this beeotch. ninja *insta-pops out his flame-thrower and two unnecessarily large automatic weapons*
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:14 pm
Querl Dox rolleyes It's not pride, it's simple fact. *The imp flew over, landing on Crush's head. There, he started to cackle.* That's the worst kind of pride!
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:15 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Querl Dox rolleyes It's not pride, it's simple fact. *The imp flew over, landing on Crush's head. There, he started to cackle.* That's the worst kind of pride! *bathes his head in flames to get the imp, singing his synthetic eyebrows* ....I think my robo-pores just got cleared. eek
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:16 pm
It's a really big black fly, Mr. Mason, but he's in denial of his identity. He keeps insisting he's an imp or something.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:16 pm
Once you're finishing being "Exorcised," you may wish to inform Luthor that Tenzil plans on calling him to testify soon. Of course, first he has an expert witness to call...
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:18 pm
Father B.D. Robo Crush Lex Joseph Luthor Querl Dox rolleyes It's not pride, it's simple fact. *The imp flew over, landing on Crush's head. There, he started to cackle.* That's the worst kind of pride! *bathes his head in flames to get the imp, singing his synthetic eyebrows* ....I think my robo-pores just got cleared. eek Fire? FIRE?!? I lived in Hell for, like, ages, and you're honestly going to try to burn me? That's like trying to drown a fish, man! You make me laugh, Crush. You're a funny, funny guy.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:19 pm
Ooooh. I'll bet you'd like it if Luthor was fit to testify, wouldn't ya?
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:22 pm
I could always help with that, Mr. Dox, if you need it!
I mean, the fly may have been to Hell...but what are the chances he's been to the "Between"?
~creates a mini smoke vortex underneath a bowl of peanuts to demonstrate~
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:22 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Father B.D. Robo Crush Lex Joseph Luthor Querl Dox rolleyes It's not pride, it's simple fact. *The imp flew over, landing on Crush's head. There, he started to cackle.* That's the worst kind of pride! *bathes his head in flames to get the imp, singing his synthetic eyebrows* ....I think my robo-pores just got cleared. eek Fire? FIRE?!? I lived in Hell for, like, ages, and you're honestly going to try to burn me? That's like trying to drown a fish, man! You make me laugh, Crush. You're a funny, funny guy. Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush knew I should have blessed that napalm. stare WELL! In THAT case. *the flame thrower retracts, as a bristling mass of sharp pointy things snake out to stab the imp*
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:26 pm
Father B.D. Robo Crush Lex Joseph Luthor Father B.D. Robo Crush Lex Joseph Luthor Querl Dox rolleyes It's not pride, it's simple fact. *The imp flew over, landing on Crush's head. There, he started to cackle.* That's the worst kind of pride! *bathes his head in flames to get the imp, singing his synthetic eyebrows* ....I think my robo-pores just got cleared. eek Fire? FIRE?!? I lived in Hell for, like, ages, and you're honestly going to try to burn me? That's like trying to drown a fish, man! You make me laugh, Crush. You're a funny, funny guy. Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush knew I should have blessed that napalm. stare WELL! In THAT case. *the flame thrower retracts, as a bristling mass of sharp pointy things snake out to stab the imp* Heeee! It tickles!
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:27 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Ooooh. I'll bet you'd like it if Luthor was fit to testify, wouldn't ya?
I would neither like nor dislike it. I have no opinion on the outcome of this trial one way or another. It is little more then an attempt to soothe tiny egos.
But it's important to Tenzil, and he is a friend of mine, so I will be testifying on his behalf.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:30 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor Father B.D. Robo Crush Bailiff Father Blood Drench Robo Crush knew I should have blessed that napalm. stare WELL! In THAT case. *the flame thrower retracts, as a bristling mass of sharp pointy things snake out to stab the imp* Heeee! It tickles! *pins its wings against his bald head, trapping it there as a gun pops out of his arm and lands in his hand.* Now, this, this I DID bless. mrgreen TASTE HOLY WATER, VILE DEMON SCUM! scream *squirt guns himself in the head, drenching the imp*
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:33 pm
*The imp groans. He writhes. He squeals. Then, finally he stops.*
Holy water? Whjat am I, a vampire? And even if I was . . . you're no Blade. Just settle down, and have a beer, Robotman.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:37 pm
I could just make it not exist, anybody for that option? Or does it provide witty commentary for the entire bistro? If it does that then no deal! We need more witty commenting creatures of small and impractical variety!
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:40 pm
Rex Mason I could just make it not exist, anybody for that option? Or does it provide witty commentary for the entire bistro? If it does that then no deal! We need more witty commenting creatures of small and impractical variety! You can try. I don't think it'll work,. but you can try.
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