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Tell me how it works. emotion_awesome Sleep, my quinea pig. Sleep.

Yep. I'd totally survive a horror movie scenario. If my name doesn't scare them, I'm still fine since after all the horror movies I've seen, I can probably foresee all the clichés. Oh yeah, I also don't really panic. And if someone succeeds in scaring me, my reaction is like [this].

xd Dun dun duunn. I typo things all the time, so it's fine.
Now, tell me a nice hair color.

..... gonk
Well. This one person that I know isn't very strong either. But she's nuts. She kept writing creepy yaoi fanfics about me, all creeper-like. It was so AWKWARD.

Life. emotion_dowant It's tasty. Maybe I should eat your life. You won't have one after that.

It's a demotion. You don't want to know what happened to the other guinea pigs. Btw, if you try that out, you end up napping once in a while all around the clock. So prepare for that.

Mmm-h. And what did we learn, kids? Never scare foreign guys. Never. xd

CORAL? Heh. My friend wanted me to dye my hair silver. Hmm.

It was really weird. I mean. Reading porn about yourself.
Really.
REALLY.
Weird.
It was so wrong too, on so many levels...

I stuff it into a pastry and eat it.
It's kinda sweet.
(....Yeah. What?)

Remember the friend I told you about, the one who has a high-pitched voice? Her official nickname is Marsu = Guinea Pig. She's practically everyone else's slave.
She does whatever we tell her to do. It's so funny.

MM-H. You know that in the horror movies they just freeze and stare at the evil thingie? I never understand WHY.

Yeah. My hair is reaaaally light blond and quite thick, so I can dye it any color without any extra work. (Many northern european blondes may have a fragile and thin hair, but not all. BUT this girl at school told me that her hair basically "melted" when she tried to dye it, so yeah. Her hair was definitely like that.)

Don't. Maybe someone will sue her for that or something.

I dunno. I just like pastries. xd

xd I'm a guy, silly. What's up with that? (I know that it's hard to tell at the interwebz, don't worry. It's cool.)

Oh, well in that case, you can really pick the one you prefer. A Sill and a guinea pig are just as pathetic, probably.

Sometimes, yeah. But sometimes even the animals just freeze and stare at you. All like O___Ô.

I have never really damaged it, even though I have the habit of dyeing it just because of random ideas. You damage it mostly by bleaching it. And well, I don't actually have to bleach it, you know. emotion_awesome
But this hair color is not that nice always. It comes with a super pale skin (just like redheads, you know?) quite often. Just you know, to make me look like a vampire or something. I do sorta like it, because Asians love pale skin too. But sometimes I just feel like... Like.... Edward. *dies*

Of course I have. I'm reaaally straightforward. But she didn't really care. She even wrote a new one about me and my trainer. Fml.

Why of course. It makes it just tastier.

Yeah. I know. xd My friend gets mistaken for a guy on Gaia (and in online games) all the time, even though her avi is a female.
And well, I'm not too sensitive about that kind of stuff. Firstly, it's not like it affects my manliness even if a silly brat calls me a she. And secondly, my native language doesn't separate it like "he" or "she", there's only a gender neutral "hän". In fact, you usually don't even use "hän" when you talk about someone. All the people, plants, animals and items and everythingggg is referred to as "it" (which is "se" in Finnish) more commonly. Everyone is an it.
So I don't really see that it's such a big deal if you happen to call someone with the wrong pronoun. And btw, when I talk about you, you'd be just "it" in my speech. Just a Sill.

If anyone sees an elk, then he should just haul a**. The elk would probably kick a few wolf asses easily, too.
Bears are nice and calm. They don't seem to mind me just walking in the forest. And in the other hand, I don't mind them either, so it's an equal deal.
But elks are not cool. They are just mad.

Yep. I know. I was forced to watch it for a short while, but I just couldn't look at it anymore so I walked off.
And. My face is cute and foxy, so I don't look so bad even though I'm "pale". xd (Is that something that a guy should even be proud of? ...Well, I don't really care. HAH.)

Yeaaahh.
But that kind of people are clearly not very confident about their... Gender status? I DUNNO. xd
If you dare to do it, then go ahead. emotion_dowant

Awww~~ Well I live in the middle of nowhere, so I can wander in the forests without shoes and sleep in the middle of a flower field. HAH!

Nononono. From what I have heard, the pplot is "OMG I'M A TEEN GIRL. ALL THE TEEN GIRLS COMMIT A SUICIDE IF THEY GET DUMPED. LOLLOLOLOLO GREAT IDEA."
Don't be a creeper. xd Me and my friends have this odd feature in common - we look really young and not-Pattison-like. For example Koji - she's a girl, though - can pass for a 13-year-old. And she's... 18? (We also get ***** by weird old Russian men. No kidding. I have no idea what's up with that, but it creeps me out. )

Indeed.
"She's a MAN." emotion_awesome

Hehe. Then do it. Finland's nature is really similar to Canada anyways. Northern Europeans are all hippies and they love nature.
And now, they REALLY love it. 1/4 of Helsinki's city area (the capital of Finland) consists of parks alone. That's the only real city in the whole country. (Well okay, it's tiny too - the whole population of Finland is only 5 million, so even "big" cities are tiny.) In my home town the park/nature % is even higher. When they build cities, they don't cut down the forest - they cut down only a smaaall patch, build something there, and leave the rest of it alone. As a result, there's random forest patches all over the town/city. Or like in my home town - random city patches all over the forest. xd

I only knew 1 person who liked it. But she was cool about it, she knows that I hate most things that she likes.
...You really got attacked by the mad fangirls?

Random fact - in Japan, prostitutes are often just normal house wives. They don't hang at the streets, and they dress like normal housewives too. That's the common Japanese prostitute for ya. (Hosts are a different story, of course.)
BUT I KNOW RIGHT? It's hilarious when there's a pack of blonde diva girls standing right next to you, but the old guy spots only YOU and starts to talk to you in a really creepy way. (I bet that all the weird old Russians haven't just gotten out of the closet yet. Or then they are really drunk. Or maybe both.)

emotion_awesome Of course. I'm going to add that to my CV.

Pronouncing Canananananadaland makes me hungry.
Heh. Well, you should never come here. My trainer tells me about Finns and their ways once in a while (since I don't know that much), and I have come to the conclusion that they are socially handicapped retards.

emotion_yatta
...Women. They don't even make sense.

Oh. I don't know any prostitutes here. I doubt if there's any, really.
Aww. But you are not a lolita, are you? Most people I know are lolitas / victorian era fans / visual kei freaks / etc.

MAYBE I WILL REALLY DO IT. xd

//Brb again. I need food. Any suggestions for my night snack?