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 Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:50 am
Leave you, move on, to a perfect stranger!
When he spells genius incorrectly. biggrin
How does James Bond like his vodka martinis?
You talk, I walk, wanna feel the danger!
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:42 pm
Sour but sweet. whee
Why is white the color white?
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:32 pm
In your dreams...
Ninjas or archers?
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:54 pm
Whichever one that has more exp points.
Why would someone lie about their family?
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:28 pm
What shall befall this world... To be an yaoi.
Saying this again but...are you gay? ...when the ninjas descend from the raining sky?
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:02 pm
Leave you, move on, to a perfect stranger!
Only every third day.
Why is it rude to chew with your mouth open?
You talk, I walk, wanna feel the danger!
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:52 am
Because it offends the Russians.
Why is food tasty?
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:06 am
Because they're made out of cockroaches.
When do you quote someone?
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:25 pm
What shall befall this world... When people go offline.
Hell's prison? ...when the ninjas descend from the raining sky?
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:17 pm
Leave you, move on, to a perfect stranger!
Heaven's Jail.
What colour is a rainbow?
You talk, I walk, wanna feel the danger!
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:48 am
Oatmeal.
If you eat a Kit-Kat but you're thinking of a Twix, couldn't that be considered as cheating?
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:23 pm
Leave you, move on, to a perfect stranger!
It would if you were thinking about a Snickers bar while eating an Oh Henry.
Which way to the airport?
You talk, I walk, wanna feel the danger!
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:58 am
That way *points up* jump for it!
What do you say to your boss if your on the brink of being fired?
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:18 am
That's highly illogical, Sir.
Why is there a hair in my soup?
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:06 pm
Because the waiter was bald.
If someone tells you that there are millions or stars in the sky, you believe them, but when a sign says "wet paint" why do you have to stick your finger in it?
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