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 Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:58 pm
being caught up in the action, the girl didn't notice Jinx behind her and ran into her. "Sorry, sorry," she said, when she saw Jinx's face, the girl froze, memories sored though her head about her long lost sister. She quickly shook those thoughts out of her head because she thought it would be impossible to met her this way.
"Watch it!" Jinx yelled at this apparently clumsy girl in armour. Jinx didn't seem to recall the face that ran into her, so she went back to fighting off the bleck horde.
"Incendeus, help guide me in this fight against the blecks," The girl bowed her head and pushed her sword into the air and spun around bashing a bleck with her shield.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:47 pm
LaCroix watched in awe as Gorum leapt onto the dragon and boldly climbed his way up its massive leg and body. "That man is a ******** lunatic". He swung at a bleck who jumped at him, his hammer connected with its skull. It fell backwards with head bashed open and its brains smearing the already bloodied up earth.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:50 pm
Gorum was being increasingly agitated by this dragon. He had now made it up to the midriff of the dragon. He was drunk, obviously, so didn't see the wing headed straight for his face. WHAM. And Gorum's nose broken again, blood, mouth, and in a loud roar, blood rage. Gorum stabbed the dragon into the scales with his axe, not really hurting it but startling it enough to through it off track, and straight for LaCroix. It did a barrel roll (MESSAGE FROM GOD, RALPH. MESSAGE FROM GOD.) and Gorum grabbed LaCroix by the big bald head and dragged him onto the dragon.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:52 pm
LaCroix yelped in shock at being lifted by an angry drunken dwarf and plonked onto a large barrel rolling dragon. LaCroix was holding on for his life. "YOU CRAZY ******** TELL ME WHEN YOUR GOING TO THAT!".
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:54 pm
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR" was the reply from the innebriated Blood Raged dwarf as he crazily clambered up the dragon's back leaving a trail of noseblood behind him.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:56 pm
"Aw great... he's blood raging... this poor dragon doesnt stand a chance". LaCroix too followed Gorum example, by climbing up the dragon alongside him.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:59 pm
Gorum scrambled madly and easily reached the dragon's head... at which point he leapt down onto it's nose and stared into it's eyes. Yes this dragon is humongous that a dwarf can stand on it's nose. Gorum then removed his crotchplate, and began urinating in the dragon's eye.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:00 pm
LaCroix eventually reached the head just as Gorum started to piss in the creature eye. LaCroix wondered what good this would do but didnt question it. He crouched on the dragons head and swung hard down on its skull.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:04 pm
The swing from LaCroix's mighty bombastic can'ttouchdis hammer caused the dragon great pain, sending it hurtling to the ground. Since it couldn't see anything in it's way for Gorum's mighty urine, it crashed straight into castle Ataya's walls, creating a humongous rubble that shook the castle. Gorum clambered onto the dragon's neck and began hacking away at it for about a half hour. And finally, the head was cut clean. Still blood raged he dragged the head to the forefront of the Bleck Horde. All fell silent.
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"DECAPITATIOOOOON!!!" and the entire Bleck army screamed and ran to attack Gorum to avenge their fallen dragon-Bleck.
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Silly Blecks.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:06 pm
LaCroix cried in triumph as the dragon fell to the ground in pain. LaCroix stood tall atop its head and cried to the heavens. "MADE IT MA... TOP OF THE WORLD". As the dragon hit the floor LaCroix off and landed to Gorum who was showing off his lastest trophy. LaCroix smiled as he had an idea. He walked over to the dragon's mouth with his and a knife brandished.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:09 pm
Gorum jumped headfirst into the attacking Bleck Horde, and directly onto a Bleck, snapping it's neck with his mighty weight. He then stood back up and horizontally cut another Bleck into the stomach as it leapt at him. A goblin-Bleck (about a dwarf's size) ran at Gorum, two handaxes being brandished madly. Gorum merely grabbed both of the goblin's arms with each of his and delivered a skullcrushing headbutt to the poor thing, sending it to the ground, afterwhich he stomped on it's skull repeatedly until it was mush.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:11 pm
"JUST A MOMENT", LaCroix yelled to Gorum while he was bust carving up the dragon. After a few moments he ran over to the horde where Gorum was, wearing a very stylish Dragon Skin pimp coat and a pimp cane made from one of its teeth. "Yeah... aint no dog gon' disrespek me now!". He proceded to bash a blecks face with the cane.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:15 pm
LaCroix would then have the remainders of the Goblin-Bleck thrown at his head as Gorum yelled at him and shook his fist threateningly. "GETCHURASSDOWNHERRYEBIGDUMBBEARDUNGPILEORI'LLCOMEUPTHERRANDGETCHAMYSELF." he said, while violently removing the head of a Bleck he'd removed the arms and legs from previously.
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:19 pm
Kal's undead were handling the Blecks that Charged. He was smoking his pipe watching this amazing amount of slaughter and Carnage Happening around him. He turned and looked at the female undead he had summoned. "See Madam, this is why one must be civilized on the battle field. Things can get SOOO out of hand. More Brains?" -he handed it a cup of brains and watched it eat the brains, in a distinguishable manner. Hal turned to some Blecks and Blasted them with some Dark energy, taking a few kills from LaCroix." Sorry ol' bean. I am just being helpful, all this fighting is so dreadful you know." He was just being such an a** right now as he turned and continued his calm coversation with his undead.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:29 am
The girl raised her double blade sword into the air and chanted a prayer, a beam of holy light shined down from the sky onto her sword and exploded throughout the battle field, weakening the blecks.
Jinx grabbed a throwing dagger from her sleeve, placing the blade between her figures, using it as a punching dagger to punch a poor, unsuspecting bleck in the face.
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