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 Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:44 pm
 
Solaris---Lloyd
"...so you got another Relic. Good for you, but let me see this miracle potion."
Having teleported to the hospital, Solaris had found Lloyd easily and informed the Weavile of what had occurred.
He handed the bottle over with only some hesitation, recalling Tolin's words.
If Lloyd was an enemy it would do no good to call him out on it.
"It heals anything, huh?"
"...it won't save Vito, Lloyd. It only heals physical wounds."
The orange Weavile's face fell, but he said nothing further.
"So no illnesses or mental disorders, eh? Ah well. It's valuable all the same..."
The Espeon nodded to that. They'd find a good use for it.
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:19 pm
 TammetA very new face was trotting down the halls of the hospital.
Every time he'd pass a nurse, the healing Pokemon would stop and stare at him.
Tammet was a Scraggy, which was something no Chansey or Blissey had ever seen.
His eyes stayed pointed forward, watching where he walked.
He was ******** lost, and was really just wandering.
Cluched in his arms in front of him was a small egg.
He eventually came to a door where he heard some talking.
Solaris, having teleported in, never had the chance to lock the door behind him.
"What can heal any physical wounds?"
Tammet was standing in the doorway, clutching his stolen egg and staring at the two older males.
Suddenly, right behind him, there was a flash.
"What's this I hear about healing all physical wounds...?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:24 pm
Solaris---Lloyd
Oh s**t.
Solaris and Lloyd both turned at the young voice and before the Espeon could attempt to shoo the odd, little Pokemon away but it was too late.
Someone had overheard. To be more specific, the last person he wanted to know had overhead.
"Lucinda, wait. It won't help him." He quickly explained.
Lloyd kept his claws secure around the bottle, eyes narrowed at the female Gardevoir.
She was going to kill them...kill them both...oh god...
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:29 pm
 Tammet---&--- LucindaTammet blinked as he felt something swoop right over his head.
"Whuuuh...?" He said, turning around.
There was no one there.
Behind him, inside the room, there was a crash as Lucinda's metal hand wrapped around Solaris' neck and pinned him to the wall.
"I'm far better at mind reading than you, Solaris!" She hissed with sheer disdain in her voice.
"Lloyd, you're to give me that potion right ******** now. Unless you want to lose your voice box as well."
Turning around again, Tammet saw the scene before him.
He blinked a couple times, and then hid his egg inside his pants.
He then grabbed the brim of his pants and pulled them up over his head.
He couldn't see them, so they couldn't see him.
...Right? o A o
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:34 pm
Solaris---Lloyd
"HEELPPP! GUILDMASTER UNDER ATTAACKKK! SAVE ME, SAVE ME!"Solaris flailed until he could no longer speak from lack of air.
The world loved taking his air today, didn't it?
Lloyd narrowed his eyes and kept the bottle behind his back as he spoke.
"b***h, put the Derpeon down and back the ******** off. It won't work and you ain't getting this tonic so give it up. I WILL hit a woman, chivalry doesn't mean a damn thing to me."
He was dead. He was so very dead.
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:40 pm
Tammet---&--- LucindaLucinda swung her arm, tossing Solaris into the wall on the other side of the room.
"I'm not afraid to tell Lucy she's got one less employee to worry about, either!" She yelled, wiping her hands.
"Whether you like it or not, I AM the Guild Master of Rebirth, and I WILL ******** you up so bad you'll wish you were still with the Elites. No dumbshit Weavile is going to lie to me about what will save my husband!"
The Gardevoir's hair looked like it was floating in water from the sheer Psychic rage emanating from her body.
Over where Tammet was hiding in his pants, a little tan middle finger was being waved around.
Everybody else was using profanity, why shouldn't he?
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:32 am
Solaris---Lloyd
Lloyd barred his teeth and snarled, "Take this and go, Solaris." He said suddenly, turning to drop the potion on the Espeon's head as the feline pulled himself back to his feet.
Solaris tilted his head and grabbed the bottle by it's neck between his teeth before it hit the ground.
He slowly trotted behind the Weavile and to the door as Lloyd cracked his knuckles.
"Guildmaster my a**. Only reason you are is because you were sleeping with the guildmaster before the accident..."
Yeah Lloyd, let's imply Lucinda is a whore even though she was married to the guy.
"So, lemme guess. I become guildmaster you'd sleep with me too?"
There we go, that was a much better implied insult.
Solaris glanced back into the room in concern before stupidly stepping back inside.
"Lucinda, perhaps we can discuss this peacefully?"
AKA pleasedonthurtmepleasohpleasedonthurtme.
"Didn't I tell you to run, dumbass?!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:14 pm
Tammet---&--- LucindaTammet's little tan hand clamped onto Solaris' tail.
The Scraggy could tell things were heating up.
If Solaris was leaving, he'd have to drag the little guy along with him, cuz' he wasn't letting go.
Lucinda rather calmly removed her glasses and placed them somewhere inside her dress.
Her deadly green eyes began to pierce through Lloyd's very existance.
"I will kill you, Lloyd. And I will mail your severed d**k to Vito. And each of your claws will go to an Elite. And Solaris will wake up in two weeks with your head inside his bed."
Way to sugar-coat it, Cindy.
"You think I love having this job, assmunch? I want my husband back!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:21 pm
Solaris---Lloyd
Holy s**t. Running was starting to sound really good, but Lloyd held his ground and unsheathed his claws.
"Maybe we should just give it to her...""Solaris, don't you dare wimp out on me..."The Espeon glanced between the two with wide eyes and turned to the Scraggy that had grabbed his tail.
He arched said tail upward, lifting the tiny Pokemon and depositing him on his back before attempting to sneak out of the room again, unfortunately Lloyd chose this time to be even more an a*****e.
"Get over it! No magical potion is bringing him back! What's wrong with him isn't physical, you stupid b***h! He's pretty much dead so quit your whining and learn to cope!"
"ENOUGH!" The Espeon barked, turning back into the room and setting the potion down before stepping between the two.
"Be quiet, Lloyd! You're not helping matters! Lucinda, if you'll just speak with Tolin...he could explain this better than I can..."
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:26 pm
Tammet---&--- Lucinda"She looks more like a Gardevoir than a female dog..." Tammet muttered, clinging to Solaris' back.
Lucinda lowered her head, biting her lip.
"Shut the ******** up, a*****e..." She said softly.
"You'd do the same thing for Vito..."
The Gardevoir held out her hand, and the bottle that Solaris had set on the ground zipped right into her grasp.
"I'm going to help my husband. You can do whatever you want to me when I'm done!"
With a flash, the Gardevoir had Teleported.
Most likely to Alfred's room.
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:33 pm
Solaris---Lloyd---Moonfall
Solaris dove for the bottle, but a fraction of a second too late and he wound up slamming face first into the ground.
He stood, checking to see if he'd tossed the poor Scraggy or not and relieved the little thing was okay he turned to Lloyd.
"What do we do-"
"Find someone that can talk some sense into her before she does anything! Arceus knows what that s**t will do to him!"
"But Diane said it-"
"He's part legendary! Did this Diane mention anything about halfbloods?! No? I didn't think so, now GO FIND SOMEONE!"The Weavile dashed out the room and down the hall, presumably to where Alfred's room was as that was obviously where she was going.
He immediately tried the door, but the Gardevoir had thrown up a Psychic barrier apparently.
"DAMMIT! OPEN UP! You don't know what your doing, b***h!"
A little shocked about this halfblood deal, Solaris went scrambling for the exit and ran head first into Moonfall.
The two Eeveelution toppled into a pile.
"Sol, what the he-"
"Cindy's got the tonic! She won't listen to us!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:40 pm
Tammet---&--- LucindaTammet had almost no facial expression after flying off Solaris' back when the Espeon ran into Moonfall.
The Scraggy stood up, brushed himself off, checked his egg, and then went over to stand next to Lloyd.
"H-Hi..."
"Back off, Lloyd! I don't want to have to hurt anyone!" Lucinda's voice shouted from inside.
"Lucinda, listen to him damn-HURGH!" A familiar voice yelled inside the room, obviously being shut up via strangulation.
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:23 pm
 Serrin" It'll kill him, Lucinda." Serrin stopped at the door and began to shout through it. He couldn't break the door down... he was too weak. Physically. His body didn't have the strength necessary to force his way in, even if he tried. " His body will surge with activity. His cells will flip on and begin acting violently in an effort to repair the wounds. But it won't stop there. He survives because, by nature, the blood is dormant. If you give that to him, it will wake up and rip him to shreds. His organs will be left in tatters and his immune system will self-destruct. You will heal his wounds, but you'll leave him a cripple for the rest of his short life." Serrin sat down at the door. He hadn't been expecting this when he had come to get a better evaluation of Alfred's physical condition, but it would be a terrible waste of a potentially vital elixir. " I might be lying, Lucinda. I might be wrong. But do you want to take that chance? Are you willing to gamble his life away? Would you leave your children without a father? Yourself without a husband? All because you wouldn't wait to find out if it would work? Do you think Alfred would want you to waste it?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:32 pm
Solaris---Lloyd---Moonfall
"You lay a hand on Vito and you'll be joining Alfred in a coma you self-righteous b***h!"
Lloyd maintained a steady pounding on the door until Solaris tackled him to the side with a snarl and stomped a foot down on the floor near the Weavile's head.
"As guildmaster I ORDER you to SHUT THE ******** UP!"
As Serrin appeared and began to speak the Espeon stepped to the door as well.
"Lucinda, listen to him! Just be patient! We'll figure something out, but this is too dangerous!"Moonfall remained awkwardly near the back of the group.
He wasn't good with situations like these and he didn't know anyone that well either so he felt he had no say in the matter regardless.
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:39 pm
 Tammet---&--- Lucinda---&--- VitoThere was silence for a few moments.
Then, a thump, and the choking sounds had ceased.
A few incomprehensible mutters could be heard inside, and then silece again.
"... Is he dead?" Tammet questioned softly.
The door suddenly opened, and the two blue eyes of Vito looked upon all of the Pokemon waiting outside.
"Come in very ******** quietly..." He whispered.
He opened the door wider so they could come in.
Lucinda was sitting in a chair with her head buried in her arms, resting gently on Alfred's shoulder.
Her back was shaking due to constant soft sobs.
The bottle clenched in her hand was empty.
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