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Granted. But when march 31st comes, you are sold into the sex slave trade, and never escape.

I wish everyone could see my wish corruption as compliments.

Granted. Now that being a sex slave is a complement, people with good jobs are a scarcity. Very few lawmakers, surgeons, doctors, lawyers, accountants... Emphasis on the last one. But only because it all resulted in an increase of the actual national defecit from the current $760 billion to a whopping $999 trillion. As if the fact that before, Dubya borrowed more money from other nations during his five years than all other past presidents combined was bad enough, 90% of everyone's salary is going to pay off loans and interest for the war. In short, eating three meals a week makes you an equivalent of a billionaire. In order to fix the crisis, Dubya assumes the position of absolute dictator. After about ten minutes, people realize how trageic this is. But they try to tell people, and are killed. So they start a full scale revolution, complete with nuclear bombs to destroy all supporters of the oppressive and ineffective regime. But eventually, the ability to differentiate good from bad is eliminated. And so the end of the world ensues.

I wish I knew why my thought process was so violent just then.

Granted, but then they convince you to join in on a mass cult suicide two weeks after you meet them.

I wish Myspace and all of its users would rot in hell forever.

Granted but the stupid people raise again and take over the world of the living and their stupidity lives on forever sad

I wish I never had to take another exam again!

granted. they all bring concrete shoes.

I wish there were no more wiggers.

Granted, but it's overly fizzy.

I wish this song would get out of my head.

Granted. Your grandparents now act like high school cheerleaders, therefore are always annoyingly happy and have high-pitched voices that never cease.

I wish my brother had his own computer so he could stop taking up space on mine with music I don't like.