"WTF?" Weird,Confusing,Stupid,and Downright Wrong RP Moments

[Feral Knight]

They have their uses. Like target practice, cannon fodder, and manual labor.  

[grilledcheezy]

Feral: Stupid people or women? I'm pretty sure it's the first one but it's late and I am going to die quickly in the Zombie Apocalypse  

[Wynaro]

Yea... that, and lab rats.

I'm good with robots for target practice, puppies for cannon fodder, and oxen for manual labor. Humans can just be for testing my drugs and s**t...  

[Great Goddess Gardinia]

Alie Valens

Scar is the greatest Disney Villain of all time (in my view)

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2MvuZXwt9o&

I listen to that song way more often than is healthy.  

[Wynaro]

Alie Valens

Feral: Stupid people or women? I'm pretty sure it's the first one but it's late and I am going to die quickly in the Zombie Apocalypse

Stupid people. You joined the rp?  

[grilledcheezy]

Wynaro

Alie Valens

Feral: Stupid people or women? I'm pretty sure it's the first one but it's late and I am going to die quickly in the Zombie Apocalypse

Stupid people. You joined the rp?

nope, Humans v. Zombies: epic, week-long, campus-wide game of tag across the country (different weeks for different colleges) first ******** hour of the game and I get ambushed by a couple friends because the OZ gave me away stressed

When the real one comes around, I'm gonna be dead pretty damn quickly sweatdrop  

[Wynaro]

******** MY LIFE!!! WHY CAN'T I BE IN COLLEGE!!!!  

[Lady Bern]

Because the cost of tuition is rising at an alarming rate while some people in office wants to cut down on things like the Pell Grant that helps people get into college. We didn't have that though.  

[Feral Knight]

Oh. That would explain why two guys tried to tackle me while I was on my way to my tutoring job a couple years ago. I almost feel bad for choke slamming the one now. sweatdrop  

[Wynaro]

I could have started College years ago... before all the school reforms. My Uncle was learning things 1 year ahead of me, and he was a sophomore in college. I was in 7th grade...  

[Feral Knight]

Kind of have to start with the basics when half the people in the class are stoned out of their minds.  

[Wynaro]

No it's not that, My class was the test class. All the reforms and trial things fell on us. On top of that, with all the national reforms for school, most kids from grades 6-10 back like... 4 years ago, were learning stuff close to what college students at the same time were learning. Stuff that was NEW to them.  

[Lady Bern]

And we're still behind education wise.

Why didn't we get the zombie stuff? I would have picked up a crowbar and told them to bring it on.  

[Feral Knight]

...I came up with like twenty different cracks about the school system and my head is combusting trying to decide which one most accurately shows how pathetic that is.  

[Lady Bern]

Just list them all.