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Sorry for the added person in best dressed german tried contacting me and i wasn't getting her PMs
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katana68 rolled 1 20-sided dice: 12 Total: 12 (1-20)

katana68

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:51 pm


Bartender.....a round for me & my partner in crime, Psyzapp!!!! We both just got Dougherty good!!! xd
Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 13 Total: 13 (1-20)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:53 pm


Boy…Dougherty's gonna sure feel THAT into next week! rofl dramallama

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katana68 rolled 1 20-sided dice: 20 Total: 20 (1-20)

katana68

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:57 pm


LOL, hope he didn't have any "plans" for when he gets off work tonight......
Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-20)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:02 pm


If he does, he'll be walking funny! LMAO rofl *she laughs so hard she has to wipe the tears from her eyes and she slams her fist on the bar*

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katana68 rolled 1 20-sided dice: 15 Total: 15 (1-20)

katana68

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:06 pm


LOL....it may hamper his "performance" as well xd
Bartender!!! Another round of shots for me & Psyzapp!!! Where's Jack? He should be here serving drinks in a speedo, darnit!
Psyzapp rolled 1 20-sided dice: 14 Total: 14 (1-20)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:09 pm


LMAO rofl Yeah, where is Jack and his Speedo?

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katana68 rolled 1 20-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-20)

katana68

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:11 pm


Hmm....wonder where Killa is...he's usually keeping tabs on how much we've drank too......*finishes off a vodka & cranberry juice*
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:25 pm


Gilda Geezer
killafrog
i here by fine Eileen50 $125 gold and comunity service for underage drinking

i here by fine Wretched soul $50 and comunity service for serving a miner a drink


My, my, Eileen... drinking again *Shakes head* For your community service, you have to options:

1. Provide the next free fish you win in the dailies to killafrog for our prize pool. I do understand this may take awhile.
or
2. Generate a random number between 50 - 500 and pay that amount to killafrog - a percent of this fee goes to the guild mascot to fund our next contest.

As for you Jack, tsk tsk, having read what you write, I have no doubt you can also read rolleyes
Your community service options are:

1. As you seem to like serving the ladies, you may present yourself to the Cabana Bar and serve no less than 5 drinks there and an additional 3 drinks here in the Booty Bar - that does include Psyzapp if she is so inclined to ask for a drink. twisted
or
2. Generate a random number between 50 - 500 and pay that amount to killafrog - a percent of this fee goes to the guild mascot to fund our next contest.

Anyone wanna put odds on which choice Jack will make? rofl

Damn, Gilda, that's just plain mean. That's the harshest penalty you've thrown out yet. And on my first offense, too. Eileen's beautiful booty grab more than covered the fine, however, to serve or not to serve. That's kinda hard to figure.

Roll the dice, most I'm out is another 500g. Serve drinks in both bars with Psyzapp on the lose? That crazy woman keeps trying to tie me up. I ain't no magician, Gilda. No way a man could serve up drinks when he's got his hands tied behind his back. Scratches his belly a moment. If Ms. Psyzapp would postpone her chase, I might consider it.

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Icy Reign rolled 1 20-sided dice: 17 Total: 17 (1-20)

Icy Reign

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:38 pm


*materializes back into the thread*

Wi-Fi at my job S-U-C-K-S!!! I've missed out on all the partying I see! crying

*slams fist on bartop and growls at the bartender*

My usual-you know what? Screw the usual. Bring me a fifth of Jack without the glass or ice and leave the bottle!

1st drink-5
2nd drink-5
3rd drink-14
4th drink-4
5th drink-19
6th drink-17

total-64
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:41 pm


Still haven't decided if I'm serving drinks or just rolling the dice, but seeing how ya asked so nicely and all, I'll bring ya a drink. You ain't no mule, are ya?

Pulls out a bottle of JD and sets it in front of Icy Reign.


That'd be 1 of 3 I owe.

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Eileen50

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:42 pm


killafrog
i here by fine Eileen50 $125 gold and comunity service for underage drinking

i here by fine Wretched soul $50 and comunity service for serving a miner a drink


Oh man! You've GOT to be kidding! Was just enjoying the view and a little drink on top of it, too! gonk
Eileen50 generated a random number between 50 and 500 ... 397!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:31 pm


It's a really good thing I don't have to serve anyone! That is most definitely NOT my style! evil

Choosing the RN thing and take my chances. After all, it is all for a good cause! Once I get that figure, I will add it to the $125 fine I owe and a trade to be sent to killafrog will be on it's way shortly.

EDIT: 397 + 125 = 522 gold on it's way to killafrog ...

Eileen50

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:14 am


ooh ooh click my fish smile
PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:09 am


It has come to my attention that the Community Service fines were rather stiff and should probably not exceed the amount of the fine imposed. With that in mind, Eileen50 had a fine of 125g; therefore her community service should not have exceeded an additional 125g. Gilda is refunding the 272g overpaid by Eileen50.

*Stops and stares at Jack* What on Earth are you wearing? burning_eyes
*Goes back to check the community service sentence looking for any form of dress code imposed.* Nope, it doesn't say anything about that. *Shakes her head* That man definitely needs to learn to read.

*Makes a note on the Community Service Board: Gilda Geezer fined community service for inflicting overly harsh penalties. Gilda will turn over her next free fish to the Booty Grab Prize Tank.*

*With one last glance at Jack, Gilda leaves the thread to check her aquarium inventory, her ponytail drooping.* Jack, in a man thong... my eyes are bleeding.

Gilda Geezer
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Gilda Geezer
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:15 am


Gilda Geezer
It has come to my attention that the Community Service fines were rather stiff and should probably not exceed the amount of the fine imposed. With that in mind, Eileen50 had a fine of 125g; therefore her community service should not have exceeded an additional 125g. Gilda is refunding the 272g overpaid by Eileen50.


Trade sent to Eileen50

Gilda Geezer
*Makes a note on the Community Service Board: Gilda Geezer fined community service for inflicting overly harsh penalties. Gilda will turn over her next free fish to the Booty Grab Prize Tank.*


Fish sent to killafrog
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