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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:52 am
nylu nylu TheCookieMistress I'm finally out of that hell hole called the corpse room! twisted Time to get things started! twisted gonk eek *runs* *stops running and decides to stand and fight* twisted Bring it missy evil Soo... You think you're cool, eyh? twisted *Raises the pitch fork up to her throat* So what do you wanna do then?
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:32 am
eek *Calls out to the cookie master*
Yo! Come and get yer crazy woman before she does anything stupid!
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:34 am
sweatdrop She's out again, eyh?
Ok. your coming with me, you crazy woman. *knocks her out and drags her away*
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:37 am
That's better smile heart
You could have gotten very knocked up there, nylu 3nodding Aren't you gonna thank your saviour wink whee heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:39 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:16 am
Heh, Cheese and bacon in one meal
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:27 am
KickAz! That's better smile heart You could have gotten very knocked up there, nylu 3nodding Aren't you gonna thank your saviour wink whee heart Knocked up!!!??? rofl Don't think there's a chance in hell I could get pregnant with the cookie msitress rofl "congratulations.. it's a healthy and beautiful.. cookie!" xd xp Saviour? rolleyes talk2hand I can take care of myself very well, mister
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:37 am
<.<
Giving birth to a cookie would mean you somehow got cookie DNA inside you
This raises all sorts of questions.
1. Wouldn't you give birth to a crumb or some cookie dough?
2. Would there be a placenta?
3. Are you able to be impregnanted by a cookie, if so how?
4. What does your child taste like?
5. Is it a viable infant?
6. Would you abort, if so, is it moral to do so?
7. Is interbreeding between races a way of strengthening the genepool?
8. Is this kinda like pokemon?
9. If 8 is true, are you ditto?
10. Have you seen my pants, I lost them a while ago.
11. Maybe your child has them, could you ask for me?
12. I am shy, that is why I don't want to ask.
13. Is that a cookie?
14. May I eat it?
15. I am sorry I ate your child, will you ever forgive me?
16. Hey, your kid stole my pants all along, how about that?
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:53 am
1. It starts out as dough inside the stomach, but evolves until it is ready.
2. There would be crumbs.
3. Yes.. and it's a secret ninja
4. Every mother thinks her child tastes better than other children.
5. Noone knows.
6. There are shared opinions. But you can abort as long as it's on the dough stadium.
7. Yes.
8. Yes.
9. Yes.
10. You soiled yourself yesterday remember. Your pants were burned and thrown to the domos domokun
11. No.
12. talk2hand
13. That's my child you sick b*****d!!!
14. Nooooo! That's cookie ***** eek gonk
15. If you give me money, I'll let you eat it's twin brother.
16. Oh, right.. It was him who peed on your pants.. I forgot about that. Oh well..
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:02 am
17. Do you have an oven in your body?
18. Where does the father live?
19. Did you have a C section?
20. "Far as I know she's running a meth lab out of her basement" House is a genius, no?
21. I have money, how many babies can I trade it for?
22. I love cookies, do females exist?
23. In soviet russia the cookie eats chocolate chip.
24. Why are you giving Adler steroids?
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:11 am
17. Of course. All women do. Haven't you heard the phrase "having a bun in the oven" It's just a matter of preferences 'y know. 18. The father is a stupid good for nothing. His name is Chip C. Ocholate. talk2hand 19. Yes. C for Cookie section. 20. Dunno. 21. You can make your own babies, fool. 22. Yes. But they are rare. 23. In Norway they bite. Look:  24. It's a family secret..
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:20 am
17. Of course. All women do. Haven't you heard the phrase "having a bun in the oven" It's just a matter of preferences 'y know. Literally?
18. The father is a stupid good for nothing. His name is Chip C. Ocholate. I want to eat him
19. Yes. C for Cookie section. Yum, where do I sign up for one?
20. Dunno. Well, this is because house told you lies
21. You can make your own babies, fool. I am so lazy though
22. Yes. But they are rare. Like a pikachu?
23. In Norway they bite. Look: No hardcore porn please, there are horny teenagers present, /looks around expecting one to bite any minute
24. It's a family secret... So is ham
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:36 am
I have to pee. Preferably not on to me.
Did you know that Roar is a very common Norwegian name.. I find it kind of funny.
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:44 am
Gregory isn't I suppose
Roarik or just roar?
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:48 am
No Gregory. Yes, Only Roar. Haven't even heard of Roarik. But it's not pronounced the same as in english of course but still.. I want a friend named Roar so I can say his name all the time.
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