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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:21 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:13 pm
*swishes in*
You know, when this place was advertised to me, I was promised flying martinis.
Stupid George, ya lyin'...
I was hoping to be serviced like the Queen I am!
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:21 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:22 pm
That's a very good question. Whatever happened to the avian drinks that used to roost here? Have they been drank into extinction?
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:29 pm
Irresponsible Americans, always letting your delicious alcoholic beverages go extinct, when you should have erected safeguards to their continued existence long before they were even endangered! DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT THAT LETS SUCH TRAGEDIES HAPPEN! ANARCHY IS THE WAY TO GO!....
Aaaaaaaaand sorry about that. Apparently there's more of my mother in me than I thought.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:32 pm
I'm not American, I'm Coluan. That said, however, perhaps there is a way to rectify this current problem. I could graft flight-ring capabilities to a crystalline structure and morph them into martini-glass shapes...It wouldn't be too difficult to program them with a limited A.I.
Then, of course, they'll need to be filled...
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:34 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:35 pm
Normally, I'd make an innuendo here about you doing the grafting and I'll do the filling, but I'll be honest: I'm not sure what grafting means.
Still, you do your thing, and send them this way! I know every martini in existence, and even some of them who aren't! I'm Italian, after all.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:37 pm
Hey, Sparky! Long time no see!
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:38 pm
::Gates in his workscreens and starts programming::
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:42 pm
::liquidous crystalline structures appear, and begin forming into Martini-glass shape in mid-air.::
Now, let's see, how much intelligence to imbue them with...
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:43 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:49 pm
: biggrin ecides on a 'Level 2' intelligence::
They won't bump into walls, spill on people, or argue that Jesus is Thor's cousin.
::finalizes the programming. The newly animated martini glasses line up on the bar, waiting to be filled::
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:01 pm
*grabs cocktail mixers and all the ingredients and starts filling*
Gin and Vermouth are the It-drinks of the summer, so...ooh, a Vesper Martini in this one, a Corpse Reviver here, a Negroni for you...a martini with fresh blueberries at the bottom in this one...
Howzabout a Chocolatini here, and an Appletini here...
And I guess a few Vodka Martinis for those of you who learned to drink watching Sean Connery.
*keeps filling glasses while humming "Lip Gloss" under his breath*
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:14 pm
Acceptable.
*activates the Martini's individual programming so that each of them starts flying in a different pattern*
There. As good as what was here previously, wrought by my own incomparable genius.
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