rofl rofl rofl that one's funny. I also like these ones

Forget the ugly stick, you walked in and the whole forest fell in on ya!

I'll never 4-get the first time we met--although i'll keep trying

I'd love to stay and continue this battle of wits but you are obviously unarmed

If you dont disagree with me how will i know im right?

And....


I know the milk does the body good but DAMN!! How much did U drink?
One night I was lying on my bed lookin up at da stars an I thought...Where the heck is ma CEILING??



...Tired of t r y i n g
..Sick of c. r. y. i. n. g
..Yeah I'm [ [ s m i l i n g ] ]
..But inside I'm d-y-i-n-g