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 Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:11 am
LabTechKatrica Weeelcome to the mad house! And, Mk, what is sanity!? Well, I heard this rumor once, that it is this thing that normal people have some amount of. I'm not quite sure how to get some though. ~MK
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:58 am
LabTechMK LabTechKatrica Weeelcome to the mad house! And, Mk, what is sanity!? Well, I heard this rumor once, that it is this thing that normal people have some amount of. I'm not quite sure how to get some though. ~MK No one is Normal and Everyone has a Little Sanity caged up somewhere.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:05 pm
Slowly but surely my sanity has trickled away with the passage of time leaving me with this ... CHIIKKKKKAAAAAAHHH!!!!! 3nodding
MK, it appears as though Squeertzy's lab imploded on you. Many many many creatures all over.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:05 am
[G Corp] Menace LabTechMK LabTechKatrica Weeelcome to the mad house! And, Mk, what is sanity!? Well, I heard this rumor once, that it is this thing that normal people have some amount of. I'm not quite sure how to get some though. ~MK No one is Normal and Everyone has a Little Sanity caged up somewhere.
-busts into the chat room-
"IDK what you are talking about menace, Im Normal.... its just the rest of the world that is wierd stare "
-turns around and runs back out-
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:58 am
Yay for the Abnormal ^__^
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:00 am
Soviet Comrade [G Corp] Menace LabTechMK LabTechKatrica Weeelcome to the mad house! And, Mk, what is sanity!? Well, I heard this rumor once, that it is this thing that normal people have some amount of. I'm not quite sure how to get some though. ~MK No one is Normal and Everyone has a Little Sanity caged up somewhere.
-busts into the chat room-
"IDK what you are talking about menace, Im Normal.... its just the rest of the world that is wierd stare "
-turns around and runs back out-
Maybe He'll find you Someday.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:26 pm
I'm sorry but I found this on MySpace and couldn't resist. I say G-Corp open up a research file/department on the authenticity of these statements. Any takers for the position of test subject? I got dips on department head. rofl xd
I'm not kidding ... see ... stare my serious face.
My commentary's in (( text )) 1. Scientific tests find that when women have sex, they produce
double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny
and skin smooth. ((well hey that's a plus))
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ((well i'd love to get rid of my acne))
3. Sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special
sneakers! ((I'm too lazy and need more exercise as it is))
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the
body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ((anti-emofier right there!))
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy! ((well, boys will be boys))
7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times
more effective than Valium. ((shoot, I'll have to give up the heorine xD))
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers
the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque
build-up. ((now that's a true savior))
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session
can release the tension that restrict blood vessels in the brain. ((no more stress relieving yoga))
10. A lot of sex can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is
a national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and
hay fever. ((Tylenol's gonna have a run for it's money O.o))--122
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:53 am
LabTech122 I'm sorry but I found this on MySpace and couldn't resist. I say G-Corp open up a research file/department on the authenticity of these statements. Any takers for the position of test subject? I got dips on department head. rofl xd
I'm not kidding ... see ... stare my serious face.
My commentary's in (( text )) 1. Scientific tests find that when women have sex, they produce
double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny
and skin smooth. ((well hey that's a plus))
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ((well i'd love to get rid of my acne))
3. Sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special
sneakers! ((I'm too lazy and need more exercise as it is))
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the
body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ((anti-emofier right there!))
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy! ((well, boys will be boys))
7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times
more effective than Valium. ((shoot, I'll have to give up the heorine xD))
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers
the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque
build-up. ((now that's a true savior))
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session
can release the tension that restrict blood vessels in the brain. ((no more stress relieving yoga))
10. A lot of sex can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is
a national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and
hay fever. ((Tylenol's gonna have a run for it's money O.o))--122Alcohol is so much easier, and it cures all those problems stare so yeah
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:55 am
[G Corp] Menace Soviet Comrade [G Corp] Menace LabTechMK LabTechKatrica Weeelcome to the mad house! And, Mk, what is sanity!? Well, I heard this rumor once, that it is this thing that normal people have some amount of. I'm not quite sure how to get some though. ~MK No one is Normal and Everyone has a Little Sanity caged up somewhere.
-busts into the chat room-
"IDK what you are talking about menace, Im Normal.... its just the rest of the world that is wierd stare "
-turns around and runs back out-
Maybe He'll find you Someday.
-Comrade cringed at the sight of the little thing-
-Points at it-
"What the hell is that thing?"
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:45 pm
Soviet Comrade LabTech122 I'm sorry but I found this on MySpace and couldn't resist. I say G-Corp open up a research file/department on the authenticity of these statements. Any takers for the position of test subject? I got dips on department head. rofl xd
I'm not kidding ... see ... stare my serious face.
My commentary's in (( text )) 1. Scientific tests find that when women have sex, they produce
double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny
and skin smooth. ((well hey that's a plus))
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ((well i'd love to get rid of my acne))
3. Sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special
sneakers! ((I'm too lazy and need more exercise as it is))
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the
body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ((anti-emofier right there!))
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy! ((well, boys will be boys))
7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times
more effective than Valium. ((shoot, I'll have to give up the heorine xD))
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers
the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque
build-up. ((now that's a true savior))
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session
can release the tension that restrict blood vessels in the brain. ((no more stress relieving yoga))
10. A lot of sex can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is
a national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and
hay fever. ((Tylenol's gonna have a run for it's money O.o))--122Alcohol is so much easier, and it cures all those problems stare so yeah Personally I'd have a harder time drinking than sexing.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:49 pm
How about the best combination of getting slightly drunk and then having sex surprised
Always good.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:32 pm
LabTechKatrica How about the best combination of getting slightly drunk and then having sex surprised
Always good. Well, let's all hit the GCS Bar and Grill ... after that we'll see where it goes.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:54 pm
LabTech122 Soviet Comrade LabTech122 I'm sorry but I found this on MySpace and couldn't resist. I say G-Corp open up a research file/department on the authenticity of these statements. Any takers for the position of test subject? I got dips on department head. rofl xd
I'm not kidding ... see ... stare my serious face.
My commentary's in (( text )) 1. Scientific tests find that when women have sex, they produce
double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny
and skin smooth. ((well hey that's a plus))
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ((well i'd love to get rid of my acne))
3. Sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special
sneakers! ((I'm too lazy and need more exercise as it is))
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the
body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ((anti-emofier right there!))
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy! ((well, boys will be boys))
7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times
more effective than Valium. ((shoot, I'll have to give up the heorine xD))
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers
the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque
build-up. ((now that's a true savior))
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session
can release the tension that restrict blood vessels in the brain. ((no more stress relieving yoga))
10. A lot of sex can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is
a national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and
hay fever. ((Tylenol's gonna have a run for it's money O.o))--122Alcohol is so much easier, and it cures all those problems stare so yeah Personally I'd have a harder time drinking than sexing.
I Must say. I agree with the Whole thing. Plus... You don't have to be 21 to sex....
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:08 pm
How come I can post here but not in the forums? D;
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:35 am
Hmm....maybe this thread is just more ... entertaining? lol
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