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 Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:46 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. You somehow manage to type a large enough wall of text to turn a wish for a kitten that does back flips into a story about Stalin being reincarnated as the kitten and taking over America and making President Bush seem tolerable and intellectual. Mussolini finds out and steals your plan. Italy is once again under his rule. Thousands are killed by the secret police daily. Even worse, it's now impossible to get good pasta imported from Italy. No good pasta, no Italian food. All of your favorite pizzerias have closed down. I wish for multiple lives and the ability to gain more by finding coins and eating mushrooms. granted you have multiple lives, but you aren't careful about it and are quickly left with one. Then you go colour blind and while trying to up your life by eating mushrooms you acceidentialy eat a poison one and you die. ~i wish my cousins didn't hate me~
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:50 pm
Granted. Now they find you disturbingly attractive, and try to get in bed with you every chance they get.
I wish Italian food didn't exist. Because I hate italian food.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:35 pm
Granted. The mafia now has no way to cover the fact that they are the mafia, because Italian resturaunts no longer exist. I, angry about the sudden lack of carb-filled pastas in my diet, tell the mafia that you are to blame. You're next on their hit list. Good luck finding a worthy place to hide within the next 15 seconds.
I wish for the ability to think of a good wish.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:09 pm
Granted, you make a wish so good, that no one can think of a good enough answer. With this the Corrupt Wish games ends, leaving all of us bored until we finally die of the boredom. Thank you so much. razz
I wish that that I had more ramen.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:30 pm
Granted, but then, Naruto comes along and tries to steal your ramen. In an attempt to stop him, you chop his head off. Hinata (the girl who has a crush on Naruto), then gets angry, and in an uncharacteristic fit of range, uses her ninja skills to slowly destroy every one of your vital organs, causing you to die a slow, painful death.
I wish I had an enchanted bowl that would automatically cause food to appear whenever I wanted it to. My family could then stop arguing about what to eat for dinner each day, and I would never go hungry. The bowl would only work if I used it, so Naruto would never try to steal it.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:36 pm
Granted. Your house has flooded with ramen. It has caused severe damage to the furniture.
I wish Bush wasn't so bent on removing civil rights for money.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:40 pm
Granted. Michael Jackson is now the president instead of George Bush.
I wish anime could become real.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:29 pm
Anime becomes real. We all have exploding eyes that make seeing nearly impossible. We sell everything we own to get relief from eye surgeons.
I wish I wasn't a zombie today.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:37 pm
Granted. A ghost hunter kills you. You are now a ghost instead of a zombie.
I wish I didn't have to practice piano right now.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:42 pm
You now have to play the electric cello, which you have never studied, while singing native tribal chants backwards for four hours.
I wish I could say, "to hell with today" and go to sleep.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:17 pm
[Ditto.] You now have to play the electric cello, which you have never studied, while singing native tribal chants backwards for four hours. I wish I could say, "to hell with today" and go to sleep. wish granted, but you fall into a deep sleep to the point where nothing can wake you. about a week later you die of starvation. then you end up in hell^_^ i wish my idiot sister would leave me the heck alone when im on the computer gonk
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:42 am
Granted, instead she cuts off your head and rapes the corpse.
I wish more people would quote me in their sigs.
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:55 am
Granted, now you have every person Gaia quoting things off of you, stalking you for what are you going to say next.
I wish for better plots for my Fanfiction...
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:32 am
granted. They're better, but they still suck.
I wish corruption was a compliment.
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:50 am
Granted, but but compliments would corrupt you! Oh no, you are soooo corrupted!
I wish I could move outta Texas.
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