Ruin My Wish game

[Deathfrost]

(She's not creepy, the stubble is only on her legs because she ran out of nair, & her eye is not lazy, she was just tired in that picture... wink )
Granted, but because of all the scratching you did, it relocated to a more sensitive area...

I wish the iphone would go away, FOREVER!!!... twisted  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but nokia's are now breakable

i wish i had a better car  

[zyanya]

Granted, but when you parked it in your parking space it got hit by a meteor.
I wish I had a dog.  

[Karvax nar Kilratha]

Granted, but the dog you got is infected with rabies and now that it bit you, you succumb to your illness.

I wish the world should be like 1984 (if you've heard of it, the novel, not the actual year).  

[zyanya]

Granted, but you are part of the lower class. And the thought police have deemed you dangerous. Therefore, you must be eliminated.

I wish I could afford to move to a better apartment.  

[edible reality]

granted but the apartment you found turned out to be haunted and spirits watch you in the shower and also throw things at you in the kitchen.


i wish i had a g.f.  

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but she turns out to be a prostitute who has every STD know to man, woman, & child, & a few only known to llamas...

I wish I was famous & nothing bad ever happened ever again... mrgreen