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 Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:07 pm
Matt M Murdock Kickboxing? In a legal proceding? Man, I'm glad I don't practyice Martian law.
So. Mister Kem. Are, you, a Skrull? I don't believe I've ever received an offer to be, no. And of COURSE there's kickboxing in a legal proceeding. How else would you conclude the opening statements? confused domokun Who're you?
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:07 pm
Nothing has changed between us then Mr. Powell. Until this is over.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:08 pm
*sighs*
Tenz...added making me sing emo songs to the list of offenses.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:10 pm
::shudders::
Sure thing, Client Lad.
: razz ulls out a document and starts scribbling::
"Defendant Damsel...caused...lyrical stress...to client...and audio stress...to all within...hearing vicinity..."
domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:11 pm
::Looks at Tenzil through her glasses::...
And that doesn't really help out Situation, Mr. Powell.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:11 pm
Tenzil Kem Matt M Murdock Kickboxing? In a legal proceding? Man, I'm glad I don't practyice Martian law.
So. Mister Kem. Are, you, a Skrull? I don't believe I've ever received an offer to be, no. And of COURSE there's kickboxing in a legal proceeding. How else would you conclude the opening statements? confused domokun Who're you?
I'm Matt Murdock. I'm an attorney. In fact, I'm the attorney for the defense.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:12 pm
Tenzil Kem ::shudders:: Sure thing, Client Lad. : razz ulls out a document and starts scribbling:: "Defendant Damsel...caused...lyrical stress...to client...and audio stress...to all within...hearing vicinity..." domokun What?? No...I didn't.. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:12 pm
With all due respect, Defendant Damsel, I haven't been retained to make your life any easier. Please discontinue speaking with my client before I am forced to file an injunction for a restraining order. He is in a fragile state of mind and, if I can be so bold, a goodly amount of it rests on your shoulders.
domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:14 pm
Matt M Murdock . . . I suppose you're going to tell me that you settle trial with swords. "Well, obviously, God picks the one who's guilty and makes him lose!" Right? *Grins a little bit.*
I'm Matt Murdock. I'm an attorney. In fact, I'm the attorney for the defense. No, actually, that's not how this trial is going to work at ALL. The DEVIL will pick who's guilty. Did you not read the paperwork that was served to you? neutral
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:14 pm
That's not what I want!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:14 pm
Then I will be going. Gentlemen. ::Looks at Matt:: I'll see you in Court, Matt. ::Walks out::
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:16 pm
*Stifles a laugh and sips his TBT*
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:17 pm
Tenzil Kem Matt M Murdock . . . I suppose you're going to tell me that you settle trial with swords. "Well, obviously, God picks the one who's guilty and makes him lose!" Right? *Grins a little bit.*
I'm Matt Murdock. I'm an attorney. In fact, I'm the attorney for the defense. No, actually, that's not how this trial is going to work at ALL. The DEVIL will pick who's guilty. Did you not read the paperwork that was served to you? neutral
Goodbye, Caitlin.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:17 pm
This is always the hardest part of a civil trial...the collateral damage. But sometimes you have to break a few Kordvars to make a Bztgllian omelette.
domokun
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