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 Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:19 am
According to my client, due to this recent incident, he has been unable to have relations with his girlfriend.
domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:20 am
Not true. He doesn't want relations with me because he thinks I'm apart of the APC.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:34 am
Sister, the exact details of why my client can't have sexual relations with you are really not the focus of this case. domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:36 am
I know that.
Wait.
You guys are actually taking this to court then?
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:41 am
Um. I'm a lawyer?
domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:44 am
Okay just making sure. I want to be there.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:45 am
Considering that you've been named as one of the defendants in the official summons, I certainly hope so.
domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:49 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:50 am
Tenzil Kem Sister, the exact details of why my client can't have sexual relations with you are really not the focus of this case. domokun Oh yes they are. Physical incapability and paranoia are two different things, only one of which will make me turn Luthor into a festive hat.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:50 am
Lawyer lad noes his stuff.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:52 am
Lucifer Morningstar Tenzil Kem Sister, the exact details of why my client can't have sexual relations with you are really not the focus of this case. domokun Oh yes they are. Physical incapability and paranoia are two different things, only one of which will make me turn Luthor into a festive hat. Well, I don't really want to overtip my hand before we actually go to trial, Your Honor. domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:53 am
Yes, my client is seeking an award of damages totaling 6 trillion Credits and an injunction to prevent any more commercial releases of APC-related memorabilia or merchandise. domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:58 am
Tenzil Kem Lucifer Morningstar Tenzil Kem Sister, the exact details of why my client can't have sexual relations with you are really not the focus of this case. domokun Oh yes they are. Physical incapability and paranoia are two different things, only one of which will make me turn Luthor into a festive hat. Well, I don't really want to overtip my hand before we actually go to trial, Your Honor. domokun Make sure you have everything straightened out by then. I'll decide what's important.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:00 pm
I'll try to build up Client Lad from the worthless, burbling wreck this incident has devolved him into and change him into something presentable, your Honor. domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:00 pm
::Shrugs:: Alright Just tell me what needs to be said..
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