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 Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:21 pm
Deadpool was caught off guard by the attack of his opponents. At least the one that wasn't god modding. He looked at Ayami as he found himself behind a rock wall surronded by smoke. Deadpool only put his finger up to his mouth and sighed slowly.
"If ONLY THIS was the movie I could use my Cyclop vision and blow down the wall. But instead Drago gave me these awesome blades made out of some unbreakable steel!"
Deadpool sliced down the wall infront of him. He then looked at the smoke as he laughed.
"I don't need vision to kill you. I need these swords to kill you...ohhhh..Look its Mythos Maleficarum..what a dumb name..I guess its better then Deer Hido...it sounds like a letter to god..Oh wait theres another problem he's a rip off of Resident Evil..Jeezus will they put anything in this guild."
Deadpool turned both of his blades one upward and one downward. As he stabbed one through the ground he had another one pointing straight up in the air. As he started to run towards Hido. The blade would cut through the ground creating a large fissure. The blade that was pointed up would start blaring through the wind. Causing a large Sword of Wind to also fly at Hido.
"Sorry boys and girls..But It seems like uncle Deadpool is going to have to kill everybody today."
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:58 pm
Hido tilted his head slightly they were a rip off? I mean hell he was a walking cross over as it stood... oh well. As the attacks came in, Hido raised the sword in his right hand, smirking. He swung the blade down releasing a webbing network of shimmering air, activating Wild Kamatchi creating a vortex in the nets, sucking in the wind blades as Hido merely shifted to the side to avoid the fissure. "My Turn." He says staring at deadpool and activating Shin No Ippou strangulation. Since he was a Kage, even if deadpool was a max powered boss he would be perfectly stunned, and choking for a short while.
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:33 am
Inside the confines of the Shadow like prison Ayami would simply sigh to herself . " He is never far behind is he " Ayami stated in the back of her mind . Using the time that she had inside the cage she would use it to her advantage . With a quick combination of hand seals Ayami would watch as a light blue Aura of chakra engulfed her hand . She would raise the hand toward her shoulder that was cut by Deadpool and started to slowly stop the bleeding . She was using the cauterize jutsu that she had learned during her travels to the hidden federation . It would stop the bleeding and take some of Ayami's worries off her shoulder literally . Now what she needed to do was figure a way out of her current prison but knowing Hido and his shadow jutsus this would not be a easy objective to complete . She could simply time skip out of it but the fact that the strain it would put on her eyes was unneeded in a battle like this . She would have to think quick if she wished to get back into the battle . " What the hell can i do ? " She questioned out loud as she looked around her prison .
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:23 am
deadpool looked and he was being chocked. He couldn't help but wonder what was exactly going on. Was this a genjustsu was this a taijustus, Was this Billy Banks taiBo...Or was this guy Billy Mayes coming back from the dead.
"Oh i GET it yOU Were chris brown and i was Rihina Right?! Right?! or are we Ike and Tina? Or what are we doing here..You are chocking me..GWaaaah! i think i am dieing. am I dieing..am, I dead..."
Deadpool closed eyes and held his throat. He lookec around.
"Man it's dark. it's really Dark. is this heaven. is god near by..what about the flying naked angels? no..no.."
((just open your eyes your not dead..you can't die in like one post..it has to be some type of group effort))
Deadpool opened his eyes again.
"Guees i am not dead yet..."
Deadpool frowned.
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:40 am
Hido openly laughed at deadpools commentary, shaking his head from side to side. Oh well he would be stunned for at least a few more seconds. "HAHA you can't move this is a perfect time for an obscure internet reference..." He said holding up a hand. Energy pooled into his hand as he readied a basic chakra blast. "Good now first lesson... DODGE!!!!" He shouted using the Change technique from his village to turn green and highly muscular for a short moment before turning back to normal. As he returned to normal he pressed his hands together forming the Rat handsign and readying another attack.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:25 pm
Deadpool only seemed to stare for a moment. Now he was getting angry. Did they not know that he was the only one to make refrence. He was the only one to break the fourth wall. He was the only one. This was his thing. This WAS HIS THING! Now this GUY WANTED TO STEAL IT!
"okay Let's GET ONE THING STRAIGHT YOU INTERNET NERD NARUTO FAN! I AM THE ONLY ONE! THE ONLY ONE BESIDES JOKER AND SHE HULK THAT CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL! I KNOW YOU DON'T EXIOST BECAUSE YOUR NOT REAL! YOU ARE A FAKE PART OF THE IMAGNATION ON SOME CRAPPY ANIME WEBSITE CALLED GAIAONLINE! I WILL KILL YOU TWICE AS HARD NOW AND TWICE AS FAST! EVEN IF I HAVE TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND CUT YOUR INTERNET WIRES! BLOW IT UP SO YOUR WIRELESS DON'T COME THROUGH AND PISS ON THE ASHES!"
Deadpool in his rant however didn't dodge. and was hit by the blast. He started to click his teeth and now he was even more upset.
"So...now I am really mad."
Deadpool said simply.
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:38 pm
As the man vented, getting hit by the chakra blast Hido could only think one thing... that was also projected into the mind of deadpool via thoughtless projection. He would get the image of a strange green muscular man laughing and then yelling NERRRDDDDD. Hido reached up pushing his imaginary glasses farther up the bridge of his nose even as he chuckled turning his around around to reveal the back of his fingers and a simple red ring on his middle finger. "Don't worry, when I'm finished with you, you can kiss my ring in remunerations." He said obviously ripping a line from a movie that was about an elderly mafia boss that might possibly be called the godfather.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:01 pm
Deadpool looked up as he sighed.
"This is it..the best you guys could do..Start Strong and finish with a weak bust. jeez you guys are like Virgins!"
Deadpool pressed his belt and he teloported away. Leaving behind a special Envelope for Hido. That could be opened in a few days.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:45 am
Hido mused for a moment as the man disappeared, leaving behind an envelope. He walked forward, tentatively picking it up and sliding it into the folds of his robe. His planned genjutsu was now void but it didn't much matter. He was curious about things and how his new village was doing without it's new Kage.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:36 pm
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"Ah, I am so bored!" Pillo screamed at the top of her lungs, gaining odd looks from the people around her. The clown dressed female seemed to be epically failing at hiding her appearance too well. she was a Hidden Clown user so to her these people are green colors where the ugly ones. 'Pale faces,.. No make up... Ew!' She thought as her left eye twitched while staring at a few girls. She had no interest in the males in this village nor any village. With a defeated sigh the clown user continued to walka round the village, stopping a few times to gaze in some of the windows if anything catched her interests. When smelling the sweet smell of top ramen and booze the female stopped in her tracks, drooling abit. "Ah it smells so cool,.." She muttered to her self with wide eyes. Running inside the small bar she took a seat and waved her right hand in to the air, swinging it back and forth a few times." Hey, Hey! Bar keep, I want skittles and beer and noodles!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:38 pm
 An incredibly loud vortex sound could be heard as the giant egg approached the Hidden Leaf Village. Rather than landing in or on the village in this case, the egg landed several miles out from the village itself. The grounds shook as the egg came in contact with the earth below. Unlike a regular egg that would hatch, this egg's shell sank into the ground. Silently and without disturbing anyone or anything. Within a time period of about ten minutes, the village would begin to feel massive amounts of small earthquakes. The villagers could here a sound similar to that of when a volcano would erupt. Aside from the earthquakes, the people wouldn't notice, but the ground below them slightly shifted towards the area where the massive egg landed. A small pointed rock emerged to the surface, and kept emerging. Eventually revealing a massive being composed of rock itself. With each step this massive monster took, the earth below it shook vigorously. This turtle-like monster lowered its head and took just about a whole mountain side out with a single bite. Interested with the Hokage faced mountain, that was its next destination.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:47 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:17 pm
Continuing to progress, leaving massive imprints in the ground where it stepped, the monster failed to even notice the approaching human. The ground below the massive beast trembled as it made its way toward the village. Although this beast was big, it was incredibly slow. A single step from this beast seemed to take at least up to half an hour on edge. With the ninja proceeding it's way, the ninja would feel a slight enlightenment within the air, almost as if the air near the beast was completely pure. If one were to look extremely close, a cloak of pure air was spread a mile around the beast in every direction. This pure air, acted as somewhat of a detection mechanism for the beast. If a disturbance was felt, the beast would retaliate.
As the beast and the ninja would gradually get closer, one could see several of what seemed to be boulders, dropping from the underbelly of the beast. Any spectators would soon find that these wear in fact boulders, living ones a that. With a small rain of these boulders from the beast's underbelly, an army of small golems had been generated, with one purpose: to eliminate the disturbance within the range of the beast's pure air force field. These golems were alot more mobile than the beast itself, for they moved only slightly slower than the average man's jogging pace. Most low impact taijutsu would have no effect on these mini monsters, due to the fact that they are composed of boulders themselves. These golems stood about ten foot tall and were capable of mass destruction. The golems would simply pursue this ninja, until he was dead or removed from the pure air.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:22 pm
"Well now, seems I have guests.." As Hao ran up the wire of the training academy headed to the Hokage mountain he knew something was up, the air seemed to be so much more pure here than before. "That is quite odd, I never would think a beast so large could smell so.....nice. It's like a super advanced air freshener or something." As he continued up the wire he noticed that the monster seemed to be dropping something, maybe it was taking a rather large s**t? Hold on though, if it were wouldn't it be groaning or something? Well far be it from him to tell a monster about it's on bowel movements. Hao activated his sharingan, allowing him to peer outward under the monster. "They aren't turds, there rocks. I guess they aren't any normal rocks either, by the looks of their chakra network they have some type of power to them." Hao didn't know what these beasts were, but he knew one thing for sure, that monster was a nuisance! He wouldn't take kindly to nuisances! As he neared the Hokage faces he leaped off the wire, landing on a tree branch and then began hopping off. He headed straight for the beast, for as the saying goes, the bigger they are the harder they fall!
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