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 Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:23 pm
BECAUSE YOU KEEP RUBBING IT, DARN IT! 4laugh
why am i still hungry?
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:24 pm
Because you have a stomach like Mary Poppins's carpet bag.
Why are carpet bags so ugly?
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:26 pm
A Cause they're made with the carpet over here! scream Gimme back my carpet!
Q Why are you stealing my carpet instead of buying your own? crying
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:26 pm
because stealing is more unlawful
do one eyed one horned flying purple people eaters eat one eyed one horned flying purple people?
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:27 pm
'Cause my carpet is shag.
Bright red shag.
No, of course they don't. People aren't winged, horned, or purple.
Why is my house full of shag carpet?
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:28 pm
'Cause your house... got shagged...
Are Scooby Snacks really loaded with drugs? *cough yes cough*
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:29 pm
^^it's not, you just shed alot.
^uhhh... yes
how come heart don't look like real hearts?
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:34 pm
Because real hearts arnt pretty.
Why does medicine never taste nice?
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:37 pm
because tasty things are always always always bad for you
cookies, or icecream?
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 7:48 pm
I want to eat glass. domokun
Q Why does Lobo want to eat glass?
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:00 pm
A. Becaudse a flying saucer landed on planet Z4X5. 3nodding gonk eek HELP!
Q. Why did it land there?
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:02 pm
ibid A. Becaudse a flying saucer landed on planet Z4X5. 3nodding gonk eek HELP! Q. Why did it land there? A. becuse stonecold sead so Q. How many fingers am i holdin gup
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:23 pm
Depends on how mny arms you have.
Does putting a question mark at the end of a statement make it a question?
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 4:05 am
noooo . it makes it more suitable . need to learn more english *shakes head* rofl jks ..
do you eat kangaroo pie ? ew ...
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:18 am
no knagaroo pie for me, I prefer koala whenever I'm making a marsupial pie.
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
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