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 Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:42 pm
Granted, but it's one of those huge 1980's cell phones that are probably radioactive and cause cancer.
I wish I could take out more than three good CD's from the library at a time so I could copy them to iTunes.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:44 pm
Granted, but you suddenly get a virus and your computer crashes.
I wish I had an ipod
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:51 pm
edit: Granted, but it was the newest model and had glitches that made nasty words come up onto the screen when you turn it on, omg.
I wish I could go to Hot Springs this week.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:59 pm
nekozuki_naruto Granted, but it didn't come with the software so you couldn't put any music on it! I wish I could go to Hot Springs this week. But they have the software and upgrades free on the Apple web site... sweatdrop Granted. But the hot springs are actually lava springs. You get third degree burns on 70% of your body. I wish my room wasn't so cold, but also not uncomfortably hot.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:05 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria nekozuki_naruto Granted, but it didn't come with the software so you couldn't put any music on it! I wish I could go to Hot Springs this week. But they have the software and upgrades free on the Apple web site... sweatdrop Granted. But the hot springs are actually lava springs. You get third degree burns on 70% of your body. I wish my room wasn't so cold, but also not uncomfortably hot. Hah, forgot about that. Hmm... let me change it.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:14 pm
nekozuki_naruto KoopaTroopaMaria nekozuki_naruto Granted, but it didn't come with the software so you couldn't put any music on it! I wish I could go to Hot Springs this week. But they have the software and upgrades free on the Apple web site... sweatdrop Granted. But the hot springs are actually lava springs. You get third degree burns on 70% of your body. I wish my room wasn't so cold, but also not uncomfortably hot. Hah, forgot about that. Hmm... let me change it. You can't take back a wiish!!!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:20 pm
bluebead nekozuki_naruto KoopaTroopaMaria nekozuki_naruto Granted, but it didn't come with the software so you couldn't put any music on it! I wish I could go to Hot Springs this week. But they have the software and upgrades free on the Apple web site... sweatdrop Granted. But the hot springs are actually lava springs. You get third degree burns on 70% of your body. I wish my room wasn't so cold, but also not uncomfortably hot. Hah, forgot about that. Hmm... let me change it. You can't take back a wiish!!!! It wasn't the wish that was changed, just the corrupted part. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:10 am
KoopaTroopaMaria nekozuki_naruto Granted, but it didn't come with the software so you couldn't put any music on it! I wish I could go to Hot Springs this week. But they have the software and upgrades free on the Apple web site... sweatdrop Granted. But the hot springs are actually lava springs. You get third degree burns on 70% of your body. I wish my room wasn't so cold, but also not uncomfortably hot. Granted, but becuase the temperature is so comfortable, you can never leave your room for you are used to the perfect feelings and everywhere else is so dementedly too hot or cold. You then become a hermit who eats only cottage cheese and chocolate and anything else that begins with a C and you totally forget how to interact with the human kind. You also loose all hygene. You smell, and when people knock on your door, you start cursing at them in squirrel. I wish I could take my dog on a walk.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:31 am
Granted, but while you're walking your dog, a group of mad scientists try to kidnap the dog for a medical experiment. A struggle ensues, causing one of the scientists to accidentally drop a bottle of Monster Juice on your dog, mutating it into a rabid racoon-frog hybrid. The rabid racoon-frog hybrid then eats you and proceeds to destroy your town before being machine-gunned to death by the military. Your bones are removed from the racoon-frog's stomach during an autopsy and proudly put on display at a local natural history museum.
I wish I had dog that would never mutate into a rabid racoon-frog hybrid.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:04 pm
GalacticGirl Granted, but while you're walking your dog, a group of mad scientists try to kidnap the dog for a medical experiment. A struggle ensues, causing one of the scientists to accidentally drop a bottle of Monster Juice on your dog, mutating it into a rabid racoon-frog hybrid. The rabid racoon-frog hybrid then eats you and proceeds to destroy your town before being machine-gunned to death by the military. Your bones are removed from the racoon-frog's stomach during an autopsy and proudly put on display at a local natural history museum. I wish I had dog that would never mutate into a rabid racoon-frog hybrid. Granted but your dog turns into everything else and eats you in a bloody rage. He eats you, and your family, and everything you hold dear. Then he poops you out and your crap! xd I wish I never had to go through Puberty!
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:40 pm
Granted, but now you're 45 with a high, squeaky, annoyig voice and you're totally pathetic. You are unmarried b/c no woman wants a pathetic man tarnishing her name. You live alone, wishing to undo your wish and day dreaming/drawing yourself as a big hunk like Superman.
I wish I could control the rock and air around me as well as the state of Kansas.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:33 pm
Granted. But once you gain the ability to control earth and air, someone else gains the ability to control fire and water. This kid is so bent on defeating your plans of world domination that he goes to the north pole to train to defeat you. But what he doesn't know is that you're actually using your ability to defeat big oil companies by creating a nonpolluting form of oil readily available to everyone and also to defeat world hunger by making it possible to farm in the Sahara Desert. The kid who wants to defeat you accidentally melts the polar ice caps and causes a global flood. You don't find out in time to create a wind strong enough to refreeze the water. Everyone on the planet dies, and the higher power of your choice blames you for the world's end and sends you to the bad afterlife of your choice.
I wish for a taco.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:41 am
Granted, but the taco place where it came from is near a nuclear plant and has been covered in radioactive crap! Which kills you when you eat it, but it glows!
I wish I had more anime(on DVD).
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:50 pm
Granted. You get enough anime to fill a room, but it is all HENTAI, and you cannot hide it all. Good luck explaining to your parents.
I wish that I won at the corrupt game.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:32 pm
Granted. You somehow manage to type a large enough wall of text to turn a wish for a kitten that does back flips into a story about Stalin being reincarnated as the kitten and taking over America and making President Bush seem tolerable and intellectual. Mussolini finds out and steals your plan. Italy is once again under his rule. Thousands are killed by the secret police daily. Even worse, it's now impossible to get good pasta imported from Italy. No good pasta, no Italian food. All of your favorite pizzerias have closed down.
I wish for multiple lives and the ability to gain more by finding coins and eating mushrooms.
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