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Moé took her plate back to her seat.
"Oh, I'm so happy Sir can't see me! He'd think I was a pig..."
[[She's talking about Caleb when she says 'sir'. She calls Chetalis' Sir 'Mister'.]]
She swallowed down her five helpings of rice and fried tofu[[What sort of cafeteria is that? 0_o]], and looked around.
"Still not here..."
She chugged down a pitcher of soda.
The cafeteria lady blinked confusedly.
"Uhh... Miss..."
"I'll give you a third of my pay."
"No, it's just... how can you eat all of that?!"
[[Speaking of, considering all the weird crap Moé does in Caleb's classroom[like killing herself to illustrate that she can always come back to life], I'm surprised Sir hasn't taken her into questioning XD]]

[[Wait, what? Moé would NEVER molest Sir. She just calls him 'Mister' due to his anonymity, and that she reserves 'Sir' for Caleb.
Salem himself states that Caleb is the only person who Moé finds appealing, which is odd, considering that he's basically cloaked and masked.]]
Chryseis nodded.
"Yes! What is, and what isn't, black magic?"

Moé walked over to Sara with a pair of chopsticks.
"Yours just broke, kid."
[[I qualify as odder.]]
She handed over the chopsticks, and took the broken ones.
"Here, I'll throw these away."
[[*gasp* Moé being nice to a kid?! Damn Caleb, you must've put her in a ridiculously good mood.]]

Salem looked shocked.
"Wh-What? Moé doesn't like anybody, much less romantically. She's the kind of person who will dump a box full of alive, cute puppies into an alligator pit. Okay, okay, she's not that bad. But I've seen her scream at little kids for asking if her gun was a toy. Moé's passion for heavy-duty, bulky firearms has led to my sister-in-law Ankoku [[the one who shot Moé in the legs before]] to developing an unhealthy obsession with them, actually."
He blinked.
"I-It's still a shock, though."

Moé nodded.
"I'm Ms. Kura-Dupin. I'm the time control teacher. You wouldn't want to join my class. I'm a bad teacher and I hate kids and I'd kill you. They have much better food than instant ramen. I heard they have real-prepared ramen with real beef slices."

Salem paused.
"She's actually quite independent. Maybe she's just possessive of you, or something, even though you obviously don't like her back. I guess she's just, err, persistent. Very persistent. I'd take it as a compliment, after all, to have a girl be that, err, obsessed with you. Albeit an odd one..."
He blinked.
"And it's because she likes physical intimacy. She didn't get many hugs from her parents, and I guess she's trying to compensate for it by hugging you. Constantly."

Salem paused.
"Oh, well I'm still a little shocked that she's expressed interest in someone. though not many people know this, she's actually a hundred years older than she really is. And in all that time, in the thousands of places she's visited, there has not been one person who she found appealing or attractive."
He gave a small 'hmm' of curiosity.
"What do you mean by 'this', though? 'This' could mean a thousand things, no offense."