J of The Wind
*Attention diverted away from CT*
Rally Kuzo? What happened?
I was intoxicated.
And then I got pulled over.
And then the cop was all 'here's 205 dollars in tickets because i stopped you after you blew through two stops signs, not one, oh and another ticket because you took off your safety belt before i got to you, kthx.
And I was all.
-DOWNZ Barqs root beer-
-DOWNZ Fresca-
-DOWNZ Snapple Raspberry iced tea-
-CHEWZ 4344058 pieces of gum-
And he was all 'heerz teh tickets, nau go hoym.'
and I was all 'kthx'
And then I went home and was all 'yay, no dui'
and then my mom was like 'were u drinkin'
and i was all 'naw'
and she replied 'well that's a good thing, nau u no y u haff a curfew.'
'kthx, bed time.' is how i ended the conversation.