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Ahahahah no Eric I think it would go along the lines of something like this.

Pamela cried histerically as she blurted out the words. "Harvey's cheating on me, mother!" She whined like a spoiled 12 year old. "After all this time! That pretty son of a b***h is cheating on ME!" Mrs. Isley spoke sternly to her daughter. "Pamela Lillian Isley you watch that sass mouth! You're not a blond! You better stop talking like one!" "But mom-" She whined. "No butts! Do you have proof that Harvey's cheating on you?" Mr. Isley chimed in from the background. "Is that Pamela? Is she upset again? Did you tell her to trim some hedges in her garden?" Pamela growled. "Daddy! Why does everything have to result in gardening?!" "Well have you tried it young lady?" He retorted. Mrs. Isley spoke to her husand. "Dear, did you plant those petunias the Wilsons gave us?" "I did, they look perfect near the tomatoes." He replied. Pamela shreeked. "MY RELATIONSHIP IS IN SHAMBLES AND ALL YOU TOO CAN TALK ABOUT IS GARDENING?!" Mr. Isley picked up a second line. "Darling you sound tense, perhaps you should plant those pink roses I sent you," he said in a soft tone. "ARGH!" Pamela screamed hanging up the phone.

I want her parents to be very calm natured and simple minded and they both believe Ivy is over reacting and her father certainly doesn't believe Harvey to be the cheating type.

Ivy slinked over to Harvey and kissed him on the neck. "Death can't keep us apart."

R.Pam chuckled. "I thought firm was a good thing?"

Ivy pinched his unscathed cheek. "Life wouldn't be fun without dear. When you get older and your heart softens, you'll come to terms with your love for me."

She smiled innocently. "Way to be mean. She still is me, you know."

That man would look gorgeous smeared in cat s**t. heart


"You do realize that every waking moment I wish for death right? You don't feel the things I can, hear the things I hear. The older I get the more indestructable I become. After all, should you shoot a tree it still stands." She patted his chest.

She blushed and slapped his arm. "And yet people think I'M the kink of this relationship!"

"And from it's ashes rises anew, reborn, and even more beautiful."

She giggled and smirked. "If you keep up this behavior Mr. Dent, I'm going to have to keep you late for detention."

Dude youn were fapping all over that movie when it came out and you didn't see it?

"Nature is life Harvey, you can't stop life." She held her glass out for him to fill.

She nibbled his earlobe. "Oh I don't think so Mr. Dent. You need to be made an example of."

Me: *looks at Nathan* Who the hell are you?

Ahahaha, that keeps you from disappointment so now you can truly enjoy the film since you know!

Would anybody mind if I set up a thread showcasing the items I would like to sell off? I'm almost always under the lowest buy prices in the marketplace, when it's reasonable. I know it sounds like begging, which is why I'm asking first before just setting up.

I agree there. And what is that accent Troia's got? Yeah, I used the name she took on after she started wearing that suit, so what?

How screwed are you on... The Map of the Dead.