
Hey Faggots,
My name is Gary, and I am better than every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking for stupid a** Pokemon. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any legendaries? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own shitty team, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Misty.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm 10 years old and I drive a Mercedes, and bitches flock to me. What do you drive, a Pidgey? I also get straight gym badges, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; s**t was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Smell ya later!
Pic Related: It's me and my b***h