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 Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 9:47 pm
Hey Taylor, I like the purple hair!! It's sexy wink
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 9:48 pm
You...just noticed? *has had it for like four days or more*
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Well then...thanks. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 9:48 pm
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:17 am
Cloud: *shoves Tifa into the snow that was pouring down on a cold, May 11th day* BUIAHAHAHAAHAAAAA
Tifa: WHAT THE...?! *gets clobered by random car driving west*
DA: MOM!!! You you just hit a bump!!
DA's Mom: What?!
DA: Why the hell is it snowing in them middle of the fiscking summer?!
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 10:57 pm
sweatdrop Nobody is posting in here anymore. WHY AREN'T YOU CRAZY CREATIVE GENUISES POSTING HERE WITH YOUR FUNNY WITTY COMMENTS!!! ehhhh
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 11:41 am
yay, congrats everyone on 100 pages of nonsense!!!!! xd good stuff!!
cloud: so we've been ridiculed, teased tormented and bullied, had our sexuality questioned and rude comments passed between the whole group for 100 pages - what now gang?
barret: LETS DO OUR VICTORY DANCES!!!!
everyone: ........OKAY!!!
~do-do-do-doo-doo-do!-do-do!!!!~
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:32 pm
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 4:35 pm
Goku: *Raises his hand then declines the sake when it is given to him* Cloud: What's up Carrot? Goku: I don't know, the alcohol. It is so constipated it makes my blood boil, I can feel its constipation from here!! Cloud: Well, I can always add some Ex-lax to the bottle and its constipation will diminish. Vincent: CLOUD!!! Tifa: Vincent shut up and sit down. Aeris: What? Butthead. -_- DA: Where the hell is this thing headed?! Yuffie: MATERIA!!! *glomps random sack of marbles and gets knocked unconcious* DA: Ok, this is totally friggin freakin' me out. QUIT IT!!! Everyone: NOoooooo!!! DA: Why not? Taylor: Quit it now or I will force Ciddy-Cid to moleste you!! DA: NOOOO!!!! eek
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 6:22 pm
xp We need more maniacal ideas!! crying
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:26 pm
Here's another one (and it just might kill your braincells 3nodding )
***Sephiroth's Daily Life: Part One***
Right this very moment, we are seeing Sephiroth in a shower. Well, it's not like we're actually SEEING him, as steam has built up in the most convenient of places to censor the parts of Sephiroth that fangirls would so desire to see. Then again, that may be a good thing, since they can be crazy enough as it is when they see him clothed... Why's he in a shower, you ask? I don't know, but I'm at least relieved to know that at least ONE person in the world of Final Fantasy VII has heard of personal hygeine. Remember what Scarlet said about AVALANCHE when they were in the ventilation shafts above the Shinra Building conference room? She said they smelled like a**!!! That means they're COVERED IN POOPIE!!! ...Anyways, he's showering, and is actually quite enjoying himself. Washing off all that nasty stinky man-sweat that could kill a bloodhound with a whif, clearing his mind of any troubles as the hot water relaxes him. Hell, he's so damn happy that you can hear him sing a happy song. Let's listen to his happy song, shall we?
Sephiroth: Shake your a**, watch yourself! Shake your a**, show me how it works!
...Alright, he's a little too happy and a little too in love with himself. But that's okay, because he's got some self esteem issues that need to be resolved, and this is just taking him one step closer to happiness...
And a new life as a rapper. But we won't get into that. eek
Oh, look! He has turned off the water, and better yet, he's stopped singing! We have been blessed. OOohhh...he's stepped out, and a conveniently placed towel has censored even more of Sephiroth, just to comply with those damn censorship laws. He's taken the towel, drying his hair, wiping his face, and wrapping it around his waist...
... all of it so damn fast that you saw nothing. Once again, censorship prevails. xp
Regardless, after cleansing his mind and body of the evils that have plagued him (NOTE: His definition of "evil" is not the same as yours or anyone else's), he walks up to the counter, and gazes at himself in the mirror. Let's listen to what he has to say...
Sephiroth: I look like a mop... A SEXY mop... whee
See? He's even complimenting himself! That means he's learning to LOVE himself for who he is! How joyous! Now he's taken a brush to comb his silver tresses... Somehow, he hasn't gotten tangles in his hair, probably because Tetsuya Nomura didn't draw him with tangles in his hair...
And because he's almost a god...
And because I'm to lazy to type anymore on that subject... sweatdrop
Regardless, he's finished combing his hair by the time that you've read this far. From the look on his face, he's feeling damned pretty right now. He could be a super model if it weren't for the fact that he destroyed Nibelheim, killed hundreds of innocent people, ruined even more peoples lives, killed Aeris/Aerith (whichever floats your boat), and tried to summon a meteor to destroy the whole planet. Well, he could have been, and that's that.
Ooh! Lookie here! He's brushing his teeth! Purely fascinating! I didn't know he cared about cavities or bad breath or plaque build up! Maybe, if he keeps this up, all those kiddies who still look up to him will start to brush their teeth more often. After that, he could start campaigning for the end of drug use and become the President of Midgar! That is, he would have of he hadn't destroyed Nibelheim, killed hundreds of innocent people, ruined even more peoples lives, killed Aeris/Aerith (whichever floats your boat), and tried to summon a meteor to destroy the whole planet. Well, it sucks to be him.
Uh oh, he's stopped brushing his teeth. He's spotted something in the mirror... SH!T!!! He's seen us! Quickly, grab your asses and run! Run before it's too late! I SAID RUN DAMMIT! THAT MEANS STOP READING THIS CRAP!!!
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1111111111
***END***
So... do you feel dumber yet? I know I do! whee
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 11:55 pm
StrawberrieIceCream Here's another one (and it just might kill your braincells 3nodding ) ***Sephiroth's Daily Life: Part One*** Right this very moment, we are seeing Sephiroth in a shower. Well, it's not like we're actually SEEING him, as steam has built up in the most convenient of places to censor the parts of Sephiroth that fangirls would so desire to see. Then again, that may be a good thing, since they can be crazy enough as it is when they see him clothed... Why's he in a shower, you ask? I don't know, but I'm at least relieved to know that at least ONE person in the world of Final Fantasy VII has heard of personal hygeine. Remember what Scarlet said about AVALANCHE when they were in the ventilation shafts above the Shinra Building conference room? She said they smelled like a**!!! That means they're COVERED IN POOPIE!!! ...Anyways, he's showering, and is actually quite enjoying himself. Washing off all that nasty stinky man-sweat that could kill a bloodhound with a whif, clearing his mind of any troubles as the hot water relaxes him. Hell, he's so damn happy that you can hear him sing a happy song. Let's listen to his happy song, shall we? Sephiroth: Shake your a**, watch yourself! Shake your a**, show me how it works! ...Alright, he's a little too happy and a little too in love with himself. But that's okay, because he's got some self esteem issues that need to be resolved, and this is just taking him one step closer to happiness... And a new life as a rapper. But we won't get into that. eek Oh, look! He has turned off the water, and better yet, he's stopped singing! We have been blessed. OOohhh...he's stepped out, and a conveniently placed towel has censored even more of Sephiroth, just to comply with those damn censorship laws. He's taken the towel, drying his hair, wiping his face, and wrapping it around his waist... ... all of it so damn fast that you saw nothing. Once again, censorship prevails. xp Regardless, after cleansing his mind and body of the evils that have plagued him (NOTE: His definition of "evil" is not the same as yours or anyone else's), he walks up to the counter, and gazes at himself in the mirror. Let's listen to what he has to say... Sephiroth: I look like a mop... A SEXY mop... whee See? He's even complimenting himself! That means he's learning to LOVE himself for who he is! How joyous! Now he's taken a brush to comb his silver tresses... Somehow, he hasn't gotten tangles in his hair, probably because Tetsuya Nomura didn't draw him with tangles in his hair... And because he's almost a god... And because I'm to lazy to type anymore on that subject... sweatdrop Regardless, he's finished combing his hair by the time that you've read this far. From the look on his face, he's feeling damned pretty right now. He could be a super model if it weren't for the fact that he destroyed Nibelheim, killed hundreds of innocent people, ruined even more peoples lives, killed Aeris/Aerith (whichever floats your boat), and tried to summon a meteor to destroy the whole planet. Well, he could have been, and that's that. Ooh! Lookie here! He's brushing his teeth! Purely fascinating! I didn't know he cared about cavities or bad breath or plaque build up! Maybe, if he keeps this up, all those kiddies who still look up to him will start to brush their teeth more often. After that, he could start campaigning for the end of drug use and become the President of Midgar! That is, he would have of he hadn't destroyed Nibelheim, killed hundreds of innocent people, ruined even more peoples lives, killed Aeris/Aerith (whichever floats your boat), and tried to summon a meteor to destroy the whole planet. Well, it sucks to be him. Uh oh, he's stopped brushing his teeth. He's spotted something in the mirror... SH!T!!! He's seen us! Quickly, grab your asses and run! Run before it's too late! I SAID RUN DAMMIT! THAT MEANS STOP READING THIS CRAP!!! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1111111111***END*** So... do you feel dumber yet? I know I do! whee LOL xd That was good.I liked the part where he's singing in the shower.I could picture him doing that.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 12:08 am
Sephiroth: *singing Simple and Clean* When you walk away,you don't here me say
Hojo: Science sucks.I'm going to follow my dream and become a clown!
Vincent: I'm a vampire! *hiss!*
Cloud: *walks up to Aeris* You're ugly. *walks over to Tifa* So are you.
Aeris: Flowers smell like fart and they make me sneeze.
Red XIII: My ******** tail is on fire!! *drags his butt across the ground*
Barret: Yo! whut up,my nigguhs?!
Tifa: *stares down at herself* I...I can't see my feet eek ...WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FEET??!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yuffie: What the hell is a materia? O.o
Cid: *singing* If you're happy and you know it,clap your hands!
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 1:12 am
you don't hear any of them talking about sex
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 1:20 am
Xara_Aiseki Sephiroth: *singing Simple and Clean* When you walk away,you don't here me say Hojo: Science sucks.I'm going to follow my dream and become a clown! Vincent: I'm a vampire! *hiss!* Cloud: *walks up to Aeris* You're ugly. *walks over to Tifa* So are you. Aeris: Flowers smell like fart and they make me sneeze. Red XIII: My ******** tail is on fire!! *drags his butt across the ground* Barret: Yo! whut up,my nigguhs?! Tifa: *stares down at herself* I...I can't see my feet eek ...WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FEET??!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Yuffie: What the hell is a materia? O.o Cid: *singing* If you're happy and you know it,clap your hands! .... Ok, Cid would most definately look funny doing that.. XD blaugh
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 9:14 am
Cid: I swear, I'm going to quit smoking...instead, I'm going to start making home made quilts for the team! -pulls out croche needle and yarn-
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