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 Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:12 pm
TheMessiah Bakamattsu so is the bible and you read all of that stare HUZZAH FOR LANGELY heart heart heart heart not all of it. i haventr gotten past the middle of Genesis. i am a lazy ******** p***k Even I, the laziest atheist EVA, have read the bible. Hrmm.. maybe that's odd..
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:14 pm
omg, no I lied sybrid, I am so gay *waves rainbow flag and clings maya plushie* O_O
xd ********, I get lamer everyday, what is this? Eva brain rot?
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:15 pm
sybrid Sir Langley They forced me into adultery somehow. neutral Oh, Langley, I weep that you would abandon our unborn spawn so easily for the seductive power of Australia. I guess I'll have to marry Yuri, except you sapped her of all her homosexuality, so now she's probably straight and going to run off with TheMessiah. Only I and our little mutant will be left to mourn here at the forum. Oh, woe is me. Woe. Well, okay, I'm not really one for woeing about, when I could be plotting and constructing... I think the only acceptable solution to today's events is crocodiles. I'm not going to reveal yet what I plan to do with these reptiles of utter devestation, but know that my plan also involves a jacked-up Ford and razorback boar. Bwhahahaha! Yuri X Messiah?
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:15 pm
TheMessiah Bakamattsu so is the bible and you read all of that stare HUZZAH FOR LANGELY heart heart heart heart not all of it. i haventr gotten past the middle of Genesis. i am a lazy ******** p***k There are definitely parts of the bible which aren't worth reading. Any time they start going "And so and so beget so and so, who begot so and so, who begot so and so..." I recommend you just skip until they're done begetting and get to the murderin'/lootin'/rapin'/whatever. Also, I recommend you skip anything Jesus says, 'cause he's just monotonous and a total downer. No one's good enough for him, really... He's such an elitist, like he's God's gift to earth or something.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:16 pm
Kyandai TheMessiah Bakamattsu so is the bible and you read all of that stare HUZZAH FOR LANGELY heart heart heart heart not all of it. i haventr gotten past the middle of Genesis. i am a lazy ******** p***k Even I, the laziest atheist EVA, have read the bible. Hrmm.. maybe that's odd.. youve got a couple years on me XP
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:16 pm
I absolutely loved that rant Bakamattsu biggrin I met Aaron at CC, he was really nice.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:18 pm
Oh, and skip all of Deuterotomy or however its spelled. I think that's Hebrew for "Filler Chapter so our holy book will look larger"
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:18 pm
sybrid TheMessiah Bakamattsu so is the bible and you read all of that stare HUZZAH FOR LANGELY heart heart heart heart not all of it. i haventr gotten past the middle of Genesis. i am a lazy ******** p***k There are definitely parts of the bible which aren't worth reading. Any time they start going "And so and so beget so and so, who begot so and so, who begot so and so..." I recommend you just skip until they're done begetting and get to the murderin'/lootin'/rapin'/whatever. Also, I recommend you skip anything Jesus says, 'cause he's just monotonous and a total downer. No one's good enough for him, really... He's such an elitist, like he's God's gift to earth or something. the guys a ******** pig. seriously. whine about this. you should do this. I AM GOD!!!! believe in me etc etc. when the doors are closed and no ones watching though. he's sucking down Michael's you know what.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:19 pm
Quote: He's such an elitist, like he's God's gift to earth or something.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:20 pm
TheMessiah youve got a couple years on me XP I AM NOT OLD OMG! I was force fed as a child. I don't think I actually took any of it in though. xd
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:21 pm
Wait so sybrid and the bible will kill me with Australian crocodiles for being torn away from matrimony and forced to create TheMessiah? Who will then get on with Yuri, because I stole her homosexuality?
Am I allowed to phone Jerry Springer yet?
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:24 pm
Homosexual australian bible crocodiles.. I think I understand.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:24 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT I WANT TO BE GAAAAY!!! BOYS HAVE TEH COOTIES!!!
What merciless god would curse me with such heteroness gonk
Phone away hyuk.
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:25 pm
Kyandai Homosexual australian bible crocodiles.. I think I understand. i wish i had saved the pic of a crucified lizard XD
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:28 pm
Oh, and Numbers. Don't bother with that one, either.
I found this online Bible search thing, but it doesn't seem to have the passage about God sending bears to eat children. What the ******** is with that? The Christian conspiracy to put a cloud over the corruption of ursine celestials shall be uncovered!
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