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 Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:46 pm
No one thinks they are to blame...Helen Keller.
How do you kill a mockingbird? Why can't we see that when we bleed we bleed the same?
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:47 pm
Medusa framed him for stealing her shampoo.
With two sticks and a stone.
Did you ever encounter a live pokemon?
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 4:02 pm
They live far south in southberg
How do you not finish a crossword word puzzle?
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:02 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Click your heels together three times while saying, "There's no place like home."
Did you just beat up that random stranger?!?
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:25 pm
it was Hitler in disguise.
why did you try to steal that poor old lady's purse????
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:34 pm
1: Because she was gonna throw one of her grandchildren at me, and
2: Because there was a Jill sanwich in the freaking purse.
Why did you just hide in that teacup with Gandalf the Grey?
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:34 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
Because he's sexy!
Is Satan trying to steal your soul?
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:37 pm
No, just my bowl of CHUCK NORRIS!
Why is bruno mars stuffed in your shoe?
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:52 pm
Because it'd look silly to have him in my pocket, duh.
Plus betty white needed some company.
Why is the moon called the moon and not a chicken?
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:02 pm
Because the chicken came first...or was it the egg?
Egg?
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:16 am
Finish him!
Why do you call it a pineapple, when there is no pine nor apple in it?
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:17 pm
It would feel strange being called sponge bob's crib gonk
who gave colors their name?
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:25 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
George Washington
Why do people traditionally eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:32 pm
Because Leprechauns demand food on that certain day ..
why do these two words : vegetarian . veg*n start with "v"s and not "d"s ?
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:40 pm
Cause the V stands for v****a. Its in the DaVinci Code.
Why can pig organs be used for humans?
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