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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:07 pm
Hartmetz: Tucker! You're spacing out!
Tucker: I am not!
Hartmetz: Well, no, you're playing, but you're out of time. It's like your brain is going all 'duhhhh'. *makes a dumb-person face lol*
Tucker: I don't look like that!
Hartmetz: Well, not NOW since you're paying attention.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:59 pm
One summer at band camp, our director was talking to us about our free time in between rehearsals. He mentioned that it might be a good idea to take a nap during that time, so we weren't completely exhausted for evening practice. He made sure to warn us to set our alarms by saying this:
"If you want to get horizontal, be sure to set your alarm!"
We all died laughing. xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:16 pm
"EVERYONE WITH THE RUNS...BLOW!!!"
...nobody played.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:04 am
This was in 7th grade, the year I started alto sax. XD
Me and the toher girl were like best friends and we weren't paying attention to Mr. B (the BD) and he was like "SAXOPHONES...SAXOPHONES..>SEX ON THE PHONE." And we were all very scared of him for awhile...
At the beginning of the year, he started singing Popular from Wicked in the beginning of class to shut us up.
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:14 pm
Chocolate Craving We have this huge piece where the identification-letter thingies, go all the way to Z. We were midway through the piece and my conductor says: "Go to L" with a huge grin on his face. (say it out loud if you don't understand) I said it out load and still don't get it sweatdrop whee
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:07 pm
My band teacher says the nastiest thing even though she doesn't mean it like that but still its nasty. When there is spit in peoples instrumentents she says "Suck and Blow children". And our band assistant sometimes says stuff like "OH Snap"and "Get Crunk"he also told the dancers that he can out dance all of them and they need to step they game up.He also said to someone you ain't no pimp.(He is an old short white man)
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:53 pm
Hartmetz: I think the Puerto Rico trip's gonna be on. Apparently there's a decent amount of interest.
Ben: I still think only taking the jazz band would be a good idea, H.
Me: Yeah...that way we'd have more room on the bus.
Ben: ...How the heck would we take a bus to Puerto Rico?
James: Dude, Magic School Bus!
Hartmetz: And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Me: ...that was a car.
Hartmetz: It could work for a bus.
Ben: Unless it was an amphibious bus or something. Then it could just drive underwater.
Me: I MEANT 'PLANE'; SHUT UP, GUYS! >_>
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:48 pm
one time at jazz rehearsal, our director, mr riemer, was telling us the "functions" of the different sections. he said that teh brass was kinda the voice, and so on. our drummer is black. without thinking, riemer said the the percussion was teh "color" of the band... we all broke out laughing, cuz darrick doesn't reqally care what you say about him, short of teh actual n-word.... it was freaking hilarious, tho ^_^
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:17 pm
Our BD likes to make fun of ritard a lot...
"Don't be retarded and ritard to soon. Always watch the ritarder *points to self* to know when to ritard."
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:52 pm
We can't save the world with music according to our teacher
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 1:34 pm
We were having a discussion on whether or not to cut a soloist's piece from our concert...
Robbie: Okay, okay guys. Let me get in charge here. *makes his way up to the front of the room*
Mr. Hartmetz: *a student went to get him to come back, he comes back in* ...
Robbie: ...I'm in charge since Matt went to get you. D:
Everyone: lol
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:38 pm
Our band director used to tell us, "I want you to play so good, mamas will be throwing babies!" ALL THE TIME before a performance, and it was beyond halarious. But recently, he's had a kid of his own and he doesn't say it anymore.
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:02 am
[on us all wearing our school ties normally] THIS IS A CONCERT, NOT A FASHION SHOW!!!
Okay, not terribly funny, but it's EVERY CONCERT!
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 1:10 pm
My Band teacher always says wierd stuff. one time she said "the band band piece is very delicate, it must be played like you are really happy because you've just had sex. it was so wierd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 5:39 pm
My Bd Mr. Minge Says stupid stuff all the time but recently he just makes weird noises....Its creepy
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