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 Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:42 pm
Granted but in a fight to the death you accidently kill a friend
I wish I didnt have the urge to bite everything
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:29 pm
Granted, but then you get the urge to lick eveything!
I wish my tummy would stop trying to kill me...
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:54 pm
Granted, but now your foot is trying to suffocate you.
I wish for aasd;lkjasdf;lkhjnameiasdh;lfkasdhew2w!
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:35 pm
OriginalVhan Granted, but now your foot is trying to suffocate you. I wish for aasd;lkjasdf;lkhjnameiasdh;lfkasdhew2w! You get what you typed which is an ancient curse in an ancient language that removes all your limbs. Nice going, torso-boy. I wish I knew more than I now know.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:45 am
Granted. You now know when you will die, which is five minutes after you grant my wish.
I wish I had something more worthwhile to do with my time.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:41 am
You are now a senator in your home state. You have plenty of "worthwhile" things to do, but now you're an evil politician. Your family disowns you.
*dies* *respawns*
I wish you hadn't killed me when you corrupted my wish.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:51 am
Granted. Now you suffer forever in half-life, as you work directly for me, the evil senator. I torture you day in and day out, and you cannot quit.
I wish I could rise in ranks from such a lowly rank as 'Senator'.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:23 pm
Miki Ishikawa Granted. Now you suffer forever in half-life, as you work directly for me, the evil senator. I torture you day in and day out, and you cannot quit. I wish I could rise in ranks from such a lowly rank as 'Senator'.
arrow Dragged on a hurdle (a wooden frame) to the place of execution (drawn).
arrow Hanged by the neck, but removed before death (hanged).
arrow Disembowelled, and the genitalia and entrails burned before the victim's eyes; the heart was the last to be removed and was then shown to the victim before the entrails were burned.
arrow Beheaded and the body divided into four parts (quartered).
~I wish I was a vampire~
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:55 pm
You become a vampire. However, next morning you forget about it and when you step outside, you become a pile of dust.
I wish my English classes didn't make me so tired.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:36 pm
Granted. Your teacher has been posessed by Benito Mussolini and now uses his speeches with a few lines changed so it applies to the literature of choice. Just like Dwight yesterday in The Office.
I wish for shoes that don't fall off easily after I walk through the snow and simultaneously look nice.
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:02 pm
KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. Your teacher has been posessed by Benito Mussolini and now uses his speeches with a few lines changed so it applies to the literature of choice. Just like Dwight yesterday in The Office. I wish for shoes that don't fall off easily after I walk through the snow and simultaneously look nice. Granted, you now have snow shoes grafted to your feet that smell like a 1960's porno.....but atleast they look nice.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:36 am
You wish was granted. Boy, that was easy!
I wish I had ferret. heart domokun
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:26 am
Granted. It's a mutated ferret that is ten feet tall, has sharklike teeth, and an extremely enlarged medula oblongada. It eats your house and your relatives and friends and neighbors leaving you only with the pain of the loss of all those you care about and a few of his razor sharp teeth. Guess what your depression inspires you to do with those teeth?
I wish for a non-poisoned, reasonably sized, good tasting and nonaddictive hamburger that doesn't cause heart attacks, heart disease, strokes, high cholesterol, clogged arteries and/or veins, obesity, alezheimer's, carpal tunnel syndrome, varicose veins, thrombocytopenia, or any other disease that I may have unintentionally omited.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:02 am
KoopaTroopaMaria Granted. It's a mutated ferret that is ten feet tall, has sharklike teeth, and an extremely enlarged medula oblongada. It eats your house and your relatives and friends and neighbors leaving you only with the pain of the loss of all those you care about and a few of his razor sharp teeth. Guess what your depression inspires you to do with those teeth? I wish for a non-poisoned, reasonably sized, good tasting and nonaddictive hamburger that doesn't cause heart attacks, heart disease, strokes, high cholesterol, clogged arteries and/or veins, obesity, alezheimer's, carpal tunnel syndrome, varicose veins, thrombocytopenia, or any other disease that I may have unintentionally omited.
~I wish for a huge castle in Europe that won't fall out of nowhere and kill me and won't kill me at all~
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:39 pm
Granted, but an Oriental casle falls out of no where and kills you instead.
I wish I had a cell phone crying
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