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 Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:46 pm
His eye twitched from the sound of the camera.
"Humanity 101 is for you, to act humanly." he said, pointing at her.
"That also means you'll have to disarm any weapons built into your body..." he said, with an evil grin.
"And we'll also have to-THAT'S IT!!" he yelled, finally fed up with the packing peanuts.
He shot a bolt of electricity at the guard rail outside, from the door he didn't close. The moment he did, the peanuts followed after the bolt, clinging to the rail. Zahzi was peanut-free now...
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:58 pm
"Disarm my weapons!? But-...But..." It was crazy. Taking her weapons away was like taking away her life, her air. They were a part of her, and she was a part of them. "I don't want to do it if it leads to that..." She felt a bit rebelious. The soldier crossed her arms and stood her ground, pouting like an immature child. "No, I won't do it. You can't make me!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:09 pm
"Let me put it this way..." he said crossing his arms.
"Let's say, someone bumps into you, and they're more or less, an egotistical snob...What do you do?" he asked, in a quizzing tone.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:12 pm
Amnity thought for a second....Thought long and hard. "I-..." This wasn't in her line of expertise. She was actually having a rather difficult time about it. "....Shoot him?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:25 pm
Zahzi flicked one of the remaining peices of packing peanuts at her forhead.
"No. No, no, no no." he said, wagging his finger.
He buried his face in his other hand, and let out a sigh.
"Oh, this is going to be quite the job..."
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:39 pm
"It was a trick question!" Amnity complained stubbornly. "When I'd 'shoot him' I wouldn't shoot him anywhere where it would be lethal...Just on his foot or his leg or something.... Ask me another one! I'll get it this time." Hopefully. But he was right about what he said. Teaching her how to be a normal person is going to be as hard as teaching a gold fish to bike....
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:49 pm
"Alright...Let's say someone accidently spills hot coffee on you...What do you do then?" he asked, tilting his head, and crossing his arms.
This will be in intresting time, to be sure... he thought to himself.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:59 pm
"Nothing. I wouldn't be able to feel it. Most likely I wouldn't even notice the spill." Amnity shrugged. "It's happened before. It wouldn't bother me as much as a snobby egotistic guy." She smiled, rather proud of herseld. "Did I get the question right?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:04 pm
Another peanut hit her in the head.
"You have to ACT humanly too...They would be kinda freaked out by the fact that a scolding liquid didn't hurt you...But you had the right attitude, so 50 points..." he said, still holding a handful of packing peanuts.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:15 pm
"Alright! 50 points!" To her, this was fun. She sat down on the floor, getting a bit tired of standing. "Keep them coming! Today is just the question and answer portion of the Humanity 101 test." She loved a good test, even if the subject was about being a human. The soldier stared at the handful of packing peanuts, then looked back up at him. "You're going to keep throwing those at me....Arn't you?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:18 pm
"If you get the questions wrong, yes..." he said, looking away from her.
"Next question: Let's say you see a criminal run by you. The police are after the man, but they are ways away from catching him...What do you do..?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:38 pm
"Then I stop the criminal by whatever means. I can't just let him get away." Amnity tried to think of something to add so her wouldn't seem so murderous. "But I wouldn't kill him! I'll just hand him back to the police." Hopefully that part would save her from being hit by a packing peanut.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:06 pm
He stuck a thumb in the air. "100 points! You would be seen as a good semaritain, and you did not act rash."
"Next question: That same criminal brakes into your home when you are there as well...What do you do?" he asked, in the same quizzical tone.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:09 pm
"That's when I kill him." Amnity said, pretty sure that answer was correct as well.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:16 pm
"Correct. Due to 'Make My Day' laws, if someone intrudes into our home, we have the right to act accordingly." he said, with another thumbs up in the air. ((Actuall law, by the way... 3nodding ))
"Now we only have a few questions left..." he said, sitting down in a chair.
"The Baker, at the local Bakery, gave you a sweetroll for your troubles, helping him with some minor task...You go into an allyway, to enjoy it, when three people enter the ally. The one in the middle demands that you give them the sweetroll, or all three of them will turn violent...You..?" he asked, waiting for her respoonse.
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