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 Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:01 am
A car mechanic was working when the frame of the vehicle began talking to him. Then, as mysteriously as it began, it stopped. The mechanic found these few moments very spiritually refreshing. You could say he had quite an auto body experience.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:48 pm
Kabol Schezar A car mechanic was working when the frame of the vehicle began talking to him. Then, as mysteriously as it began, it stopped. The mechanic found these few moments very spiritually refreshing. You could say he had quite an auto body experience. Yuk yuk!
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:57 am
This guy handed me a pair of trousers he called his "donkey pants." I asked what for and he said they come in handy when I need to cover my a**.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:48 pm
I kind of envy the team that makes emotes for Gaia. They get to sit around and make faces for a living.
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:49 pm
“Old cotton-pickers never die. They just bale out.” xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:07 pm
I love how every time this thread comes back, I am guaranteed to enjoy what I see... xd
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:22 pm
(I'm not sure if this is a pun)
What do you call a happy farmer?
A Jolly Rancher! <-highlight
xD
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:34 pm
Did you guys ever hear the one about an airline passenger who was just plane rude?
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:27 am
“Early stone tools had many problems that were eventually ironed out.”
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Maybe it should have been "Early bronze tools had many problems that were eventually ironed out."
I mean you don't go strait from the stone age to the iron age.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:20 pm
He collects mouthwash bottles, and they're all in mint condition.
To kill a circus in one blow, go for the juggler.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:36 pm
Q: How does a submarine move across land?
A: With subtraction.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:51 pm
"Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around."
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:47 pm
“The warden gave the inmates acne medicine hoping it would keep them from breaking out.”
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:13 pm
I bought me some of those new paper shirts. I don't like them - they're tearable.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:57 am
A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog vendor and said "Make me one with everything." 3nodding
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