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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:38 am
DeSeer::Mel- "My little sister smells like liquor." says:
Wanna have a staring contest with my brown eye?
XD
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:23 pm
Bard: My little Roany, My little Roany (goes to the theme of My little pony, du'h)
Me (at work): Our stapler looks like Darth Vader biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:32 pm
Me: Dope, if you post that in Great Quotes, I'll kill you at combat next week/break your arm
Me now: You had your warning xp
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:22 pm
me talking to roan about my day at work.
Bard: I look like a fool in a white shirt and black tie.
Roan: i bet you looked hawt
Bard: Nope, i looked like i needed to be put in a coffin.....and buried.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:44 pm
Talking about Bard's MSN picture;
<:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.RUN! YOU'LL ALL BE KILLED BY TOASTED CREAM!.:.> says:
Bard is that your c**k?
The Bard says:
yes it is. You like ?
<:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.RUN! YOU'LL ALL BE KILLED BY TOASTED CREAM!.:.> says:
it has a very nice colour
<:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.RUN! YOU'LL ALL BE KILLED BY TOASTED CREAM!.:.> says:
a bit thin tho
The Bard says:
thanks
The Bard says:
LMFAO
<:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.RUN! YOU'LL ALL BE KILLED BY TOASTED CREAM!.:.> says:
XD;;;
The Bard says:
i need to feed him
The Bard says:
he's good at pecking
<:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.RUN! YOU'LL ALL BE KILLED BY TOASTED CREAM!.:.> says:
hehe
The Bard says:
to be honest its Kris uncles c**k
<:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.RUN! YOU'LL ALL BE KILLED BY TOASTED CREAM!.:.> says:
ewww
<:: D0|>3 |-|4t :: .:.RUN! YOU'LL ALL BE KILLED BY TOASTED CREAM!.:.> says:
i want a green c**k!
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:47 pm
Just hold mine really tight for a while.
*is gonna get murdered for saying that*
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Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:11 pm
Me at work with a plastic bag wrapped round my hand: My name is Stumpy Mcbag hand! *Bard takes a picture*
Me (again at work): Turning it the right way round will make it bigger *in a scarily cute voice*
Me (again at work!) with a key cap on my finger, in Bard's face: FINGER HAT! Finger hat! *wiggles finger*
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:49 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:17 pm
Sitting inside Pe-king, the local Chinese restaurant.
Nick: (trying to pick up his egg roll with the chopsticks) Goddamnit!
Chelsea: Ya know, there's an old proverb that says, "Man with one chopstick go hungry."
Me: Apparently, they left out the part where, if you've never eaten with chopsticks, the same rules apply.
Wasting the day away.
Nick: You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.
Scott: So what's your excuse?
Scott: (trying to be a smartass) If you can admit to your faults, you have one less fault to admit.
Me: What if it's plural?!
Scott: Um.. SHUTUP.
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:26 am
Read from bottom to top. I got it from Dags profile.
Sophus Bardos : Ahh i only get half of that from my gf, Can u guess which bit.
Heres an hint, it aint the praise XD
Pygmi-chan : You get paid in praise and beatings....
Roan DeSeer : *chews on Daggeh*
SmartCutie216 : *eats profile* ^^
Dagoth DeSeer : Im only availble for sex
Sophus Bardos : do we get paid ?
Pygmi-chan : I feel like hell!!! *mutters and complains* I need new freinds.. I'm taking volunteers
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:17 am
Dude, you dont HAVE a gf.
And, in addition. This quote comes from Bard when we were ring shopping in Reading. It is also worth noting that I had dragged bard out the door 'going commando'.
Bard: Its cold! Cant we stop in Ann Summers and buy me some underwear?!
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:40 am
me sad at home in my high mood making dinner for myself singing a song with out a tune to my dinner): oh please spagettie!dont burn!the heat is not on so why are you burning! i need to eat you bescause...im not hungry i ferget the rest^^
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:28 pm
Me, with goose bumps on my legs cos Roan shaved them: Aahhh!!! Im like a ribbed condom!!
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